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King DZA

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #75 on: November 18, 2011, 01:44:52 am »
Quote from: i2amroy on November 18, 2011, 01:37:29 am
Quote from: King DZA on November 18, 2011, 01:35:02 am
Empty. Space.
And what do you think it is that causes cave-ins but the empty space that surrounds a block of stone?

Well then that creates quite a conundrum. Is it the empty space that receives the credit for the kills, or the ground that is being caved in?

No matter the answer, I'll simply pick the one that is incorrect, and claim that it is in fact that which cannot be weaponized.

Have I won yet?
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #76 on: November 18, 2011, 01:45:25 am »
Mist.
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #77 on: November 18, 2011, 04:16:32 am »
Make a cave-in over some hot magma. Now you has magma mist
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #78 on: November 18, 2011, 04:21:02 am »
Grass

The broken remains of a crossbow bolt.
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #79 on: November 18, 2011, 10:07:11 am »
Quote from: Aspgren on November 18, 2011, 04:21:02 am
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The broken remains of a crossbow bolt.
Wait for so many broken bolts to pile up that you (the player) can no longer take it.  You will then destroy everything spectacularly.
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #80 on: November 18, 2011, 01:42:11 pm »
Quote from: King DZA on November 18, 2011, 01:44:52 am
Quote from: i2amroy on November 18, 2011, 01:37:29 am
Quote from: King DZA on November 18, 2011, 01:35:02 am
Empty. Space.
And what do you think it is that causes cave-ins but the empty space that surrounds a block of stone?

Well then that creates quite a conundrum. Is it the empty space that receives the credit for the kills, or the ground that is being caved in?

No matter the answer, I'll simply pick the one that is incorrect, and claim that it is in fact that which cannot be weaponized.

Have I won yet?

Wrong, on their own, both are mundane, however by adding both, you have thus weaponised both, creating a two-way weapon system. 'Besides, you could always try hurtling your enemies through the empty space, drifting through eternal vacuum.
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King DZA

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #81 on: November 18, 2011, 01:51:44 pm »
...Touché, my friend.

How about...WATER COVERING!? Not a tile of water, not a splash of water...

Just. Water. Covering. I think I can finally say I've won.
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #82 on: November 18, 2011, 02:14:40 pm »
Train up all your dwarves to legendary in all military skills.  Wait until some goblins are around the water, then give your dwarves access so they can clean it.
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #83 on: November 18, 2011, 02:21:56 pm »
Quote from: King DZA on November 18, 2011, 01:51:44 pm
...Touché, my friend.

How about...WATER COVERING!? Not a tile of water, not a splash of water...

Just. Water. Covering. I think I can finally say I've won.

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #84 on: November 18, 2011, 02:52:30 pm »
Damn! That's it, with me God as my witness, I swear I shall find at least one thing in this game that is unweaponizable!

LARGE GEMS!

JAMMED WEAPON TRAPS!!

A SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING RAIN DROPLET!!!

.....

Now do I win?
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #85 on: November 18, 2011, 02:58:28 pm »
Quote from: King DZA on November 18, 2011, 02:52:30 pm
A SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING RAIN DROPLET!!!

The raindrop causes the reservoar to finally overflow and kill the fort/goblins.

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #86 on: November 18, 2011, 03:14:53 pm »
Quote from: Lovechild on November 18, 2011, 02:58:28 pm
Quote from: King DZA on November 18, 2011, 02:52:30 pm
A SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING RAIN DROPLET!!!

The raindrop causes the reservoar to finally overflow and kill the fort/goblins.

Unexplored (black) stone

But if the reservoir only bagan to overflow after the addition of a single raindrop, wouldn't that mean that only a single raindrop worth of water would spill from said reservoir? hardly enough to be considered dangerous.
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #87 on: November 18, 2011, 03:31:43 pm »
I think these are the only winners so far:

- Water mist
- Crossbow bolt remains
- Gods/goddesses (might change in the next release)
« Last Edit: November 19, 2011, 03:08:39 am by dreadmullet »
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #88 on: November 18, 2011, 03:33:21 pm »
Quote from: King DZA on November 18, 2011, 02:52:30 pm
A SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING RAIN DROPLET!!!

I'm pretty sure rain droplets cause "water covering". Combine this with the afore-mentioned boiling trap and we sure as hell can weaponise rain!


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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #89 on: November 18, 2011, 03:36:55 pm »
Fuck.

Well, I still have faith in the utter uselessness of large gems and jammed weapon traps. they shall be the things that lead me to victory!
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