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peskyninja

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The war of Rapes?!
« on: November 15, 2011, 05:26:39 pm »
I was checking my world's history with legends viewer when I saw this:
It was a war between a goblin faction (The Ghoul of Pain) controled by a demon called Sappi Spewkisses the Bodices of Mucus (He also lead the attack in SmithWorkers.[The only battle of this war] and he is still alive  >:()  and The Wall of Forever a dwarven civilization, they were lead by the dwarf Tosid HelmShock, (He died of old age in the year 94).
It was a small battle defenders were victorious but with a much greater number of losses than their enemies(64-16), this impressive diference was caused because the Sappi he was a massive taupe wep spitting cammel, Sappi's enemies used to associate him with depravity and lust.
He was a skilled warrior he once took part on a siege were 564 attacked one of his cities he demonstrated to be a very good bad strategist too as he only had 23 soldiers he (and his soldiers) killed 478 dwarfs managing to stall anemy advance but he was the only survivor.
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Re: The war of Rapes?!
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2011, 05:27:17 pm »
The war was probably named by the goblin side.
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Re: The war of Rapes?!
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2011, 05:29:14 pm »
Who cares?  'The Wall of Forever' is the most dwarven civ name ever!  Praise the RNG!

Clearly named by the guy that constructed it from the wrong side.
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« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2011, 05:30:41 pm »
And starved to death afterwards...
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« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2011, 05:33:16 pm »
The Wall of forever is a very curious dwarven civ, usually dwarfs don't take place in anything important in worldgen, but the Wall of Forever coquered a whole continent!
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Re: The war of Rapes?!
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2011, 05:48:13 pm »
Maybe it was just slang, as opposed to actual rape.

"goddamn it guys, get your shit together! We're getting raped out there!"
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« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2011, 06:16:05 pm »
I think that's why Sappi is associated with depravity and lust......
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« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2011, 06:34:15 pm »
Usually war means rape! I mean... it's like 1+1=2

BTW... dont put too much buffalo in your meeting hall... unlesss you like DWARVEN RODEO!!!!!!
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« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2011, 06:40:30 pm »
Well yeah, with wars it's always expected to have some people getting ravished here and there, but for it to be on such a scale that the entire war was named after it...You would have to have yourself a pretty impressive rape/murder ratio.
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Re: The war of Rapes?!
« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2011, 06:42:44 pm »
I imagine it was a very...messy war to say the least.
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Re: The war of Rapes?!
« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2011, 07:11:56 pm »
seems like a normal DF war to me, especially since it wouldnt be as remarkable if the R was removed from the name, but I love how dwarves got to defeat a clown in battle. even if they were like 64-75
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Re: The war of Rapes?!
« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2011, 07:50:34 pm »
That whole paragraph is full of great names.

Replace I with Y in the clown's name, Sappy SpewKisses...

The Wall of Forever - also cool.

War of Rapes, of course.

HelmShock? Sweet.
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Re: The war of Rapes?!
« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2011, 02:40:07 am »
what is this wall of forever? someone's random dwarf civ?
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Re: The war of Rapes?!
« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2011, 11:41:18 am »
RANDOM!? IT'S THE MOST POWERFUL DWARVEN CIV EVER!
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Re: The war of Rapes?!
« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2011, 11:55:09 am »
There's a snakemen civ called "The Larval Seducer". ???
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