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[pjwaffle]

How fast can we destroy your own galactic empire? Do so in the most hilarious way possible!

Destruction types include political/government, physical, and civilization-wise.

The civilization has 500+ billion people, mostly human.

[Armok]

> initialize eating in response to fashion lobby

[freeformschooler]

>start yet another quickly replaced suggestion game

[kaian-a-coel]

spread Zombie disease with a trigger: if a zombie do not found any living thing after 7 days, it enclenche a thermonuclear chain reaction.

[pjwaffle]

You create a suggestion game on your local forums, pig out on what little food your empire has left, and tell your scientists to begin working on the disease... In the meantime?

[The Fool]

Unintentionally modify the disease to turn everyone into zombie clowns.

[pjwaffle]

The disease is complete, and released on high population planets, but due to good disease control polcies in your empire (which would take decades to change), the disease stays on those planets.

News feeds of zombie clowns laughing insanely show on your viewscreen!

[The Fool]

Start a war on houses. Anyone found in a house will be considered a collaborator. There is nothing insane about this plan at all.

[pjwaffle]

Start a war on houses. Anyone found in a house will be considered a collaborator. There is nothing insane about this plan at all.

You publicly announce on your super galactic intercom thing that houses are illegal! Over 60% of your population is beaten to death by police before they can leave!

Also, there's some revolts/revolutions staging...

Libertarians, socialists, and a few moderate factions have risen and taken a few colonies! Now how will you destroy them!?

[mcclay]

Exterminatus them! Also say that the color red is now illegal and the penalty for for seeing it is death.

[pjwaffle]

Exterminatus them! Also say that the color red is now illegal and the penalty for for seeing it is death.

Luckily, your military is still loyal, but local police have all revolted.

Your empire collapses into civil war and a lot of people die (95% of your original population total is gone...)

YAY! Time for episode 2 some other time

[Powder Miner]

Send back the zombie clowns as punishment to all who see the colors red, blue, yellow, orange, purple, green, pink, brown, black, grey, white, silver, or gold.

[pjwaffle]

Exterminatus them! Also say that the color red is now illegal and the penalty for for seeing it is death.

Luckily, your military is still loyal, but local police have all revolted.

Your empire collapses into civil war and a lot of people die (95% of your original population total is gone...)

YAY! Time for episode 2 some other time

[mcclay]

Mission accomplished!