Turn 2
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wolfchild[3] you try to psych out the Ex-Marine. " YOUR MUM PISSES IN BOOTS! WHILE STANDING!" "Wait isn't that normal?"
you barely confuse the Marine before he charges at you... (The Marine gets a +2 bonus due to combat training and fighting against somebody completely unexperienced)
[Charge: 3+2 vs Dodge:2] still trying to psych him out you try to stand your ground as the marine charges you and knocks you over. [4+2 vs. 6] he tries to fix your arms but through the sheer determination you free yourself. [5+2 vs. 3] Your kick is easily deflected by the trained soldier and he goes on the offensive again [5+2 vs. 5] [5,5!] breaking your right leg with a well aimed kick, before grabbing it and breaking it again. You cry out in anguish [1] and collapse to the floor. [6+2 vs. 6] the soldier jumps onto you locking your arms with his knees. [1+2 vs. 2] You kick him in the back and although he loses his balance he still manages to pin you down. [2+2 vs. 2] [4,1] With a weak punch he bruises your arm, [3+2 vs. 4] before manage to throw him off of you although he quickly catches himself and lunges again. [2+2 vs. 6][1,5!] But gets caught with his face in one of the bones who stuck out of your right leg. Weakly you shrug the dead body off [2] before giving in to pain and falling unconscious.
lawastooshort( you get a +2 against the old man, due to him being old, fragile and propably dead.)
[5+2 vs 1][1,4] you charge at the Old Man hitting him hard in the face. You are rewarded with a satisfying crunch before the man keels over and drops with a loud thump to the ground. [5] He's...dead...hmmm that was easy...
kilakan"Oh I'm not gonna hurt you, I'm gonna kill you." immediately after you said the sentence [3] the boy charges at you ,screaming in a high-pitched voice while whining. ( you get a +1 against the clumsy boy)
[5 vs. 1+1] the boy gets you completely unprepared and runs you over. [4 vs. 4+1] He tries to kick you but you grab his leg and throw him over too [6] luckily directly into a sharp bone protuding from a guy dying next right to you two [3, 4] The Bone pierces his shoulder making him howl in pain. [6] however this throws the boy into a pain-driven frenzy (gets +1). [6 vs. 6] you both manage to hit each other simultanaeously [3,5!], [3,1] and while you only manage to bruis the poor boys shoulder again he nearly rips off your right arm. [3] while the boy staggers,[6] you fight the pain back (+1 bonus) and charge the swaying sack of fat [6 vs. 5+1] you merely hit him in the guts which doesnt even bother the boy. [4 vs. 3+1] his own weak willed hit gets easily deflected by you [6 vs. 4+1] however as you counter-attack he grabs your arm and throws you over. [4 vs 6+1] you throw him over too [1] unluckily direct onto you [6] he crushes your ribcage with his fall [6,5!] and one of the ribs pierces your lungs...the last thing you see is the heavily bleeding boy roll off you before giggling madly....
jackoftheboxyou take the midget. BAAAD Choice...[2] ( the midget gains a +1 bonus against you) ((little tip watch " Murder outside the box" episode...XP))
[6 vs. 3+1] You charge the little man and grab advantage of the situation [3,6] ripping his right arm off WITH YOUR DAMN BARE HANDS!. Screaming the little man reels backwards.[4] he barely manages to keep himself conscious and tries a counter-attack [3 vs 1+1] but fails and brings himself into a vulnerable position to allow you to attack him with his right arm [2 vs.5+1] which he rips from your fingers and pierces you with the sharp bony side of it [5,4] he stabs you in the right leg...deep. It is a gruesome picture as you reel over a arm protuding from your right leg.[3] you barely manage to stay standing, only to recieve the next attack from the dwarf [3 vs. 4+1] [3,5!] he apparently tried to do the same to you as he maims your right arm. [4] Screaming you do your best to keep him at bay. [3 vs. 1+1] [4,2] You yank at his left arm but to no avail, the midget only gets more angry. [4 vs.1+1][6,3] however his enraged attack brings him in a bad position and you manage to kick him in the left leg causing him to fall over. [5 vs.1+1] [1 vs.5] with your elbow aimed at his head you jump on him. [2] In the good knowledge that you have won you fall unconscious.
WarthogDriver[6] you manage to get out of his striking distance even more so you confuse the poor thing. (the Giant has only a +1 bonus against you instead of a +2 but keeps his +1 damage bonus)
Angered by your agility he lunges at you [1+1 vs. 4] but you easily evade him and [3 +1 vs. 2] place a counter punch which he catched. [1] you are cuaght in his iron grip ( giving him his +2 bonus back) [4+2 vs. 5] as he hits you [2,2+1] your stomach feels like hes been turned into fine paste. [2+2 vs.1] your weak attempts at trying to escape his grip are met with laughter. [3+2 vs. 5] but his own blows seem not to be very well aimed either. [2+2 vs.6] you finall manage to escape his grip. [2+1 vs.3] another strike by him is barely evaded and you start your counter attack [4+1 vs. 5] you both hit each other at the same time [5,6],[2,1] while your hit merely grazes him he charges you and rips your whole right leg off. You fall over losing your agility advantage. [1+2 vs. 2] [1,2] Almost for shit and giggles he hits you in your head with your own leg. You start to feel dizzy and still [3+2 vs.1] your weak willed attempts fail. [2+2 vs. 4] you manage however to will the leg from his hands. [6+2 vs 4][4, 6] [6] you somehow manage to keep alive while he plays golf with your left arm and your right leg. [3+2 vs 5] in an last attempt you rip the leg from his hands. [1+2 vs. 4] [1,5] and if some mad god had wanted you to live, you manage to hit him in the head. Like struck from a lightning the giant sways, stumbles and falls [6] onto the madly giggling fat boy and crushes him...[4] finally you pass out from blood loss and pain.
Klokateers:Number: none yet
Name: Johnny P. Gherkin
Employee Level: 0 Worthless Bag of Scum
Status: Well and Healthy
Blood Type: O
Goal: Join the Legal Dept.
Number: none yet
Name: Ramiro
Employee Level: 0 Worthless Bag of Scum
Status:
Maimed Right Arm
Blood Type: A-
Goal: Join the Med-Sci Dept.
Number: none yet
Name: Mikah Stormborn
Employee Level: 0 Worthless Bag of Scum
Status:
Maimed Right Leg
Blood Type: O-
Goal: Join the Facility Managment Dept.
Number: none yet
Name: Jonathan Banks
Employee Level: 0 Worthless Bag of Scum
Status:
Missing Left Arm
Missing Right Leg
Blood Type: O
Goal: Join the Sec. Dept.
Will update the Rest of the Turn tomorrow ...kilakan sorry but you could of course make a new character