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[GreatWyrmGold]

...Gee, I wonder who could have done that?
...
All in the name of Fun, guys...Don't be such elves!

Not when the Fun completely kills every Dwarf in the fort

..Why exactly were they attacking the outpost liaison in the first place? o-o

...Wow, that Fun was Funner than I could have hoped! Was an unarmored, naked dwarf that hard to kill? Okay, he had a spear, but...
And as to why...well, I mentioned some anti-government crap...so...mostly to leave the fort in a state of Fun. I considered locking all the doors but decided that would be too Fun until you figured it out and then not Fun enough.

(And, incidentally, there WAS a way out, it's just that it was clogged with a few tiles of 4/7 water.)

[antymattar]

Done friggin kill the entire fort! 

[Loud Whispers]

GreatWyrmGold, the problem is not that it's hard to kill them, it's that if a Dwarf kills them, it becomes an enemy of the civ. And a Dwarf that kills that Dwarf becomes an enemy of the civ.

Until all are dead.

Luckily the cougar took the fall, so no probs there

Done friggin kill the entire fort! 

I won't... On purpose at least.

Spoiler: 1st of Slate, 26 (click to show/hide)

After painstakingly reorganising our military, the mad Dwarf made an iron mace. Apparently he also knows how to smith as well.
Crazy Dwarf, but still, I value his handiwork, I shall let him live... For now. But the mace is mine.

[Mobotium]

May I be given a turn at this?

[antymattar]

May I be given a turn at this?

sure! But you will have to wait untill your turn comes.

[Mobotium]

May I be given a turn at this?

sure! But you will have to wait untill your turn comes.

Well, yea, thats kinda obvious 

Heres hoping the fortress isent a bunch of ashes in the ground when I get my turn xD

[Loud Whispers]

May I be given a turn at this?

sure! But you will have to wait untill your turn comes.

Well, yea, thats kinda obvious 

Heres hoping the fortress isent a bunch of ashes in the ground when I get my turn xD

Is corpses fine?

[Mobotium]

Sure thing! As long as theres still some alive, I can just dig holes to stuf the corpses in. 

[antymattar]

Come to think of it, will dwarves get bad thoughts if a dwarf rots under ground?

[JamCat]

Sign me up for a turn please

[GreatWyrmGold]

GreatWyrmGold, the problem is not that it's hard to kill them, it's that if a Dwarf kills them, it becomes an enemy of the civ. And a Dwarf that kills that Dwarf becomes an enemy of the civ.

Until all are dead.

Luckily the cougar took the fall, so no probs there

Yeah, I thought that the cougar dying would make him the enemy of the fort (or, more idealy, that the cougar would kill the dwarf, but that failed to happen before I passed on the save, so yeah).

Come to think of it, will dwarves get bad thoughts if a dwarf rots under ground?

Only if they notice the miasma.

[Loud Whispers]

11th of Slate.

I have managed to drain the pipes enough for the Dwarves to wade through and reclaim the dead Dwarf's pick. I have also set up a functioning militia that consists of a third of the fort's population.

I'm also setting up...

The hospital.

[antymattar]

HOW DARE YOU ANGER THE MODS!?
My avatar will show you what horrors the fort will receive for your treachery!

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[antymattar]

bump

[Loud Whispers]

OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT

*Edit, lul its chicken.

Chicken is good.

Also, most of the Dwarves are now dying of dehydration, thanks to the failed well, and the severe lack of stills.

Also, WHY DID YOU MAKE A DIRECT PATH INTO THE CENTRE OF THE FORTRESS? OH GOD NO NOT THE CAPYBARAS