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[Loud Whispers]

It seems to be that all of the overseers before me have forsaken industry in the name of bees.

[Loud Whispers]

Spoiler: 13th of Felsite (click to show/hide)

There is no booze. No water. No Dwarves have died of thirst yet. Elves arrived. I took their goods. WHAT? NO YOU CAN'T HAVE MY GEMS. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! GIVE ME THAT DAMN BOOZE.

Bloody elves can't see an emergency when it hits them. Voilently. Good training for the Militia though. The entire fort's been conscripted.

AND WHAT THE HELL IS THAT BLOODY NOISE?

Spoiler: 21st of Felsite (click to show/hide)

AN AMBUSH! CURSE THEM!

Spoiler: 22nd of Felsite (click to show/hide)

AN AMBUSH! CURSE THEM AGAIN!

Spoiler: 23rd of Felsite (click to show/hide)

A SNATCHER! SCREW THE CHILDREN!

Spoiler: 25th of Felsite (click to show/hide)

ANOTHER FREAKING SNATCHER, WHO THE HELL SPRINKLED THE FREAKING GOBLIN FLAKES EVERYWHERE!!!

RUUUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You know what, I've come to the conclusion this is not a safe fort. Cinnabar workshops, a courtyard overlooked by Goblin bowmen, a choke point where Dwarves are smashed to pieces, the food stockpile is in THE COURTYARD, there is no working well, although someone built a well on top of a well, which leads to no where except OUTSIDE THE FORT, we're up to our neck in the wounded and dead and the miasma is starting to settle.

Reminds me of home.

[antymattar]

maybe you should.... ummm.... .start over? 

[Loud Whispers]

maybe you should.... ummm.... .start over? 

I think my efforts to save this fort has run it to the ground. Some forts just don't want to live.

[antymattar]

So wait umm... the fort died? START OVER! Or I can just give the previous save to the next player

[Loud Whispers]

Or I can just give the previous save to the next player

This would be better ;P

*Tip, move everything underground. EVERYTHING. Even the barracks. And the dogs. And the entrance. And block the hole in the roof Wyrm forgot to tell me about :|

[Hannibal Barcalounger]

Or I can just give the previous save to the next player

This would be better ;P

Man, I am SO GLAD BeforeLifer is still active on the boards and ready to do all the hard work of saving the fort.

Right BeforeLifer...? RIGHT!?

[Loud Whispers]

>Hannibal rage ftw

[antymattar]

I messaged BeforeLifer and told him its his turn. I think I should make summaries of what has happened.

[Hannibal Barcalounger]

OK. I have to create a short lecture this weekend for a gathering on Monday night, so if he doesn't pick it up by then, I'll start on Tuesday night.

[antymattar]

Yes!
*Some faith in humanity dwarf kind has been restored!*

[Loud Whispers]

Antymatter, your chicken avatar still freaks me out ._.

[BeforeLifer]

If you havent already skip me, I just got the flu and im in no condition to play out a full turn. Hopefully I can join in later though

[antymattar]

If you havent already skip me, I just got the flu and im in no condition to play out a full turn. Hopefully I can join in later though

Ok. Then I am moving you to the end of the list. 

Antymatter, your chicken avatar still freaks me out ._.

Then my mission is complete. AW YEAH!!!

[Hannibal Barcalounger]

Go ahead and send me the save file.

While we're talking about forum identities, does anyone else have scrollbars around Loud Whispers' sig? I hate how my scrolling stops there if the mouse cursor is over the text area. I have to scroll again to get to the bottom of the sig, then scroll again to make the page move down.