Along with being a great everything else, I also fancy myself to be a great cook, and were I able to communicate my awe-inspiring culinary prowess unto my dwarves, the very first recipe I would teach them would go something like this:
"First, save the meat drippings from all of the ≡Rhesus Macaque Roasts≡ you love to make, chop up some Plump Helmets and whatever meat you have lying around, add in some tallow, and make that into a stew. Some crushed Quarry Bush Leaves wouldn't hurt either.
Now, seeing as you have yet to invent a meat grinder(yet you have the capabilities to somehow eliminate atoms from existence), I want you to grab some more meat, take your warhammer, and repeatedly bash it until you are able roll it into a somewhat cylindrical shape.
Good, now just take some bread an- What do you mean don't know what bread is? What the hell have you been doing with all of that cave wheat I've been having you grow, then? Whatever, just take a Press Cake and carefully fold it in two then. Place the roughly-made meat cylinders into the folded Press cake, and pour the stew over it. Then, I want you to break up some bits of that cheese we bought from the caravan the other day, and sprinkle it over the whole thing.
Congratulations, you just learned to make ☼Chili Cheese Dogs☼. Bask in its glory, and spread this wondrous creation throughout the world."
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