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Worst uses for Candy(Spoilers)
« on: November 12, 2011, 11:22:16 am »

So this is the first time that I've actually decide to use candy, and I just got a strange mood. 'Oh yay!' I thought, hoping for some artifact of ludicrous coolness.

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I got an alder crown, decorated with an image of two dimple cups in candy.

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Re: Worst uses for Candy(Spoilers)
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2011, 11:53:07 am »

I'm using mine to make walls
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Re: Worst uses for Candy(Spoilers)
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2011, 11:55:47 am »

How much is it worth?
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Re: Worst uses for Candy(Spoilers)
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2011, 11:56:04 am »

The worst use of adamantine is to atomsmash it. I accidentally did that once.
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Re: Worst uses for Candy(Spoilers)
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2011, 11:57:39 am »

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Apart from atomsmashing it, that. But hey, it was dwarfy :P
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Re: Worst uses for Candy(Spoilers)
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2011, 12:06:16 pm »

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Apart from atomsmashing it, that. But hey, it was dwarfy :P

*salutes*

Shame Aussie magma'd it :[

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Re: Worst uses for Candy(Spoilers)
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2011, 12:50:03 pm »

Its worth a healthy 390,000.
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Re: Worst uses for Candy(Spoilers)
« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2011, 12:55:45 pm »

I threw mine into semi molten rock when I mined it out by accident. No spoiler metal for me thank you!
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Re: Worst uses for Candy(Spoilers)
« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2011, 01:00:56 pm »

So this is the first time that I've actually decide to use candy, and I just got a strange mood. 'Oh yay!' I thought, hoping for some artifact of ludicrous coolness.

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I got an alder crown, decorated with an image of two dimple cups in candy.

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What could have been... I'd do anything to have an adamantine crown for my Queen. Well, an actually wearable adamantine crown, anyway.

Probably the most wasteful use is what I'm doing at the moment. I'm making it into an adamantine cage for my bronze colossus display case. He's going to be caged in that, inside a pillar of bronze, black bronze, pitchblende and cinnabar, surrounded by statues of him killing my dwarves (it was a messy rampage), as the centrepiece for my temple to the god of death.
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Re: Worst uses for Candy(Spoilers)
« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2011, 04:03:30 pm »

When you abandon your fortress, and reclaim it, it will not show on your artifact list - But your artifacts all remain in your fortress.

You can even trade them away.

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Re: Worst uses for Candy(Spoilers)
« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2011, 04:03:51 pm »

In one fort, I had so much candy I minted it into coins. They were obviously useless, but it felt good to have a vault filled with candy money.
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Re: Worst uses for Candy(Spoilers)
« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2011, 06:38:34 pm »

In one fort, I had so much candy I minted it into coins. They were obviously useless, but it felt good to have a vault filled with candy money.


def did the same
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Re: Worst uses for Candy(Spoilers)
« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2011, 06:44:50 pm »

I'd actually lean towards the opinion that candy clothing is the worst - not only can dwarves not wear it unless they're in the military, but it (somehow) wears out and eventually disintegrates,which no other candy objects do.

Besides atomsmashing, anyway, which is just plain stupid.
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Re: Worst uses for Candy(Spoilers)
« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2011, 06:51:59 pm »

I'd actually lean towards the opinion that candy clothing is the worst - not only can dwarves not wear it unless they're in the military, but it (somehow) wears out and eventually disintegrates,which no other candy objects do.

Besides atomsmashing, anyway, which is just plain stupid.

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Re: Worst uses for Candy(Spoilers)
« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2011, 11:12:11 pm »

Candy decorations on ballista arrows!
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