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Author Topic: You are Flesh golem INSTANT DEATH ENDGAME.  (Read 49874 times)

Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #750 on: May 27, 2012, 10:16:21 am »
I'm gonna veto that whole house in a stomach on the grounds that Dthki would at least be partially in an entirely different dimension.
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Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #751 on: June 05, 2012, 02:33:47 am »
After an endless circuit of the inn dawn breaks and you drag Dothki out to the Gate stable to buy two heavy war horses for a total of 500 gold leaving you with 1250 gp.

You ride out to the north eastern forest and arrive at noon.

You are at the edge of the "Damn Fairy" forest.

There is a Cosy cottage here.
There are numerous tree stumps here.
There is a reddish fish here. You could Inspect it for a better description
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Armok

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #752 on: June 05, 2012, 11:10:53 am »
In a different dimension than what? The majority of our mass? our brain?

Whatever it is he can't be in a different dimension then we can just put that in the stomach as well.
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Kitten Snot

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #753 on: June 20, 2012, 06:21:14 am »
Check inside the cottage but keep your wits about you in case of evil spirits. or worse, HIPPIES.
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killerhellhound

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #754 on: June 20, 2012, 06:29:09 am »
elves and hippes dont have cottages they ambush you with love and try to stuff flowers down your throat
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #755 on: June 20, 2012, 08:23:34 am »
Inspect the red herring fish.
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Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #756 on: June 20, 2012, 08:32:10 am »
You inspect the cottage.

Within the cottage there is a lovely little home with bed, table, chair cabinet and fireplace all covered in fresh blood. A mystery is a foot.

You Inspect the suspicious fish.
Upon closer examination the fish appears to be a Blood-stained Carp.
The Bloody Carp attacks!

The Carp takes a chunk out of your thigh!
You are in combat with a murderous fish!
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #757 on: June 20, 2012, 09:10:05 am »
Sword the fish.
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Kitten Snot

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #758 on: June 20, 2012, 09:38:33 am »
Run!
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #759 on: June 20, 2012, 02:03:15 pm »
> swallow fish whole
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Kitten Snot

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #760 on: June 20, 2012, 02:39:23 pm »
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Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #761 on: June 20, 2012, 08:47:35 pm »
You swallow the fish Whole!
A murderous carp is now swimming in your stomach acids.
You have obtained Magic Carp!
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #762 on: June 21, 2012, 09:50:39 am »
Magic murderous fish.
Eating people we don't like will be a bit more fun.
Loot the cottage.
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killerhellhound

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #763 on: June 22, 2012, 03:50:43 am »
Quote from: Kitten Snot on June 21, 2012, 09:50:39 am
Magic murderous fish.
Eating people we don't like will be a bit more fun.
Loot the cottage.
+1 but knock to see who lives there first
edit and why are we here in the first place
« Last Edit: June 22, 2012, 03:54:27 am by killerhellhound »
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Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #764 on: June 23, 2012, 10:21:58 am »
You cautiously enter the house you just searched. Yep blood and gore and macabre Fin and flipper prints every where. That fish did a real number on the unfortunate woodsman who lived here. You find nothing of interest in the cabin.
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