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Author Topic: You are Flesh golem INSTANT DEATH ENDGAME.  (Read 49880 times)

Kitten Snot

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #690 on: March 16, 2012, 03:19:40 pm »
It fails...
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #691 on: April 14, 2012, 07:23:51 pm »
nooooooooo  :'(
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Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #692 on: April 19, 2012, 06:01:31 am »
Alright I sorta forgot about this while playing the DF 2012. Sorry. I'll just read up spend a day plotting the plot and I'll update in a 24-32 hours. Promise.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #693 on: April 20, 2012, 02:28:19 am »
The Agents of MaleMoot Head north under the impression that duncan must have some cool loot to Steal confisicate. The party is briefly held up as the two zombies run out of energy Ton-Ton folding up with a meaty sigh while Calis Proclaims with grandeur
"Beneath the earth our fates await us! And just think, we shan't need go far to lie in our graves"

THe northen Passage opens to a branching array of small caved blocked by crude plank doors. Wasting no time waiting for the obvious answer to present itself you and Korgath kick the doors down, revealing Six nobles in various states of panic, Having been awoken to the sight of a blood staind dwarf or a gorgeously gorey girl. You have the choice of taking them alive or dead. Their luxuriant lifestyle has led them to be less then combat ready and they should prove to be no trouble in a fight, should it come to that.
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killerhellhound

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #694 on: April 20, 2012, 06:15:04 am »
take the prisnors
go to and leave them in dungeon
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profit
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #695 on: April 23, 2012, 05:33:23 am »
Taking the Treasonous nobles prisoner is simplicity itself with your paralytic stings. Looting the rooms takes a bit longer ssince they had many chests, tapestries and other luxuries thay will sell for high price. Even when living in a cave Nobles need their Creature comforts.

After distributing the loot nobles and corpses of brave Agents among the survivors the party walks out into to blinding daylight.
The majority of the failsafe group lounges around the cave exits in organised disarray. After briefing them your group is given a wagon to cart away your dead, the loot and your esteemed prisoners.

The elven Agents make sure to decorate Calis's face in traditional elven Phallic Funeral paint.

As you enter the gates of MaleMoot Calis and Ton-Ton rise from the dead, Because death is cheap in the city ruled by the worlds most powerful necromancer... Who happens to be walking towards your cart flanked by a dozen guards.

Varol-Zarg grins visciously at the nobles before saying
"Take them to my Abode. I'll deal with them there."
 The guards firmly escort the terrified nobles away and Zarg instructs the AoM's to report to the treasury to draw thier rewards.

In the treasury you are offered THe choice of either A large bag of gold orrrrr THE MYSTER BOX!
The box is about 3 feet cubed and is impervious to all divinations.
THe Other AoM's take the gold and leave 'cos they have bills to pay and "seamstress's" to "visit".
« Last Edit: April 23, 2012, 05:37:51 am by Monkeyfacedprickleback »
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #696 on: April 23, 2012, 06:52:20 am »
we got lots of money take the  MYSTER BOX (GM TYPO mabye :P)
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #697 on: April 23, 2012, 12:20:35 pm »
A box impervious to *all* divinations? That's a good pick even if it's empty.
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Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #698 on: April 23, 2012, 12:54:11 pm »
      You Choose the Myster Box! Opening the lid a lean, wiry, middle agen man dressed in coattails Unfolds from the box and says
      "greeting madam Elena and Master Narthul. I am your new butler, manservant and gentlemans gentleman. I am called Mister Willikins."

      You have aquired ONE Willikins. Thank you for choosing the Myster box, Your first stop for all male personel. Please feel free to Visit our sister Company The Myssus Box For your Female Personel.


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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #699 on: April 23, 2012, 02:15:15 pm »
Wow, it is back!
So now Dothki has a minion for his minion. Good to know. We should ask if we can keep the box, then return to wherever it was we live and count our loot.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #700 on: April 23, 2012, 02:15:54 pm »
[Double post]
« Last Edit: April 24, 2012, 03:09:14 pm by EveryZig »
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #701 on: April 25, 2012, 03:42:22 am »
You and Dothki return to your inn accompanied by your new butler who's carrying you share of the loot taken from the cave. It amounts to 20,000 gold pieces much of which is made up of gems and jewellery. The employer of the thugs who paid to kill you will be at upper city park tonight waiting for the news of your demise.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #702 on: April 25, 2012, 04:34:54 am »
go to the park hidden and eat his face after sneaking up on him
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #703 on: April 25, 2012, 04:44:09 pm »
Quote from: killerhellhound on April 25, 2012, 04:34:54 am
go to the park hidden and eat his face after sneaking up on him
We get our questions answered then eat his face. Otherwise we wouldn't get much more than unproductive screams out of him.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #704 on: April 25, 2012, 05:54:17 pm »
ok we sneak up on him hit him with a thick stick and drag him away tie him up and intreagate in a bacement without leting him see our face
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Fluttershy jumps onto TCM, giving him a hug. "~Yay~"*Player TCM has left the server. Reason: HHHHNNNNNGGGG-

We Madmen are very ingenious.  Sometimes it just takes just a little less sanity to pull off something completely awesome.
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