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[EveryZig]

Well at least the soldiers are regrouping right where we are planning to cast our fire spell.
I think sending the berserker to help people is a bad idea. We should have him wait a second so he can charge into the aftermath of the fireball(s).

I guess the rest of the group should attack the soldiers who are killing the sneaks, while Elena distracts the main group long enough for the fireball launch by roaring at them with a freaky distended throat and with the creepy hand eyes in view.

[Elvisdogs]

Have Do-Shavir get around the guy that stabbed Calis as best he can and distract him. This'll give Shavir and Calis time for some help to arrive

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Um there is no healing mages, just a pyromaniac spellsword and a necromancer. Neither of those two know much about healing.
Elena Can't distend her throat because she doesn't have the throat of a frog, and she cant roar anymore since Zarg replaced her bearish vocal chordes with normal human ones.
And Elvisdogs do you really want Dro-shavir to just completely ignore the guy he's already fighting so he can distract the guy who stabbed calis. Oh and since Calis is bleeding to death, Dro-shavir is fighting two soldiers alone. And being an assassin specialising in archeery melee combat isn't his strong point.

[Elvisdogs]

Fine intiate slow-mo McTavish mode and throw one dagger into the face of the soldier I'm fighting. Then since I'm assuming the other soldier still has his weapon inside of Calis, run over and stab him in face. Otherwise once we take care of the soldier currently facing us, GTFO.

[EveryZig]

Elena Can't distend her throat because she doesn't have the throat of a frog, and she cant roar anymore since Zarg replaced her bearish vocal chordes with normal human ones.

By distend I mean unhinge her jaw in a freaky way and extend her throat like she does when she is swallowing someone.
On the roaring I guess we will have to settle for an ghastly shriek (which would probably sound more roar-like due to the throat thing).

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Dro-Shavir Throws a knife at thenearest soldier. The Knife strikes the soldier in the head tearing apart the flesh, shattering the skull and tearing apart the brain!
The soldier Has been struck down. He then rushes the soldierkilling Calis, Forsaking His Trusty bow in a Fit of utter madness. The soldier who killed calis quickly picks up the fallen elves Steel sword, And parrys Dro-shavirs Attack. The badly wounded Dro-Shavir Is now fighting a Hungover soldier. Surely this shall be a fight for the saga's.

Ssrkmp Shoots down the two soldiers who are approaching him.

Lilum makes it to the other AoM's and starts firing into the crowd of soldiers. He manages to catch one of them in the stomach, the Poniard pointed arrow punching through the breatsplate.

Elena Strikes a Threatening Pose And Screams at the top of her lungs. The soldiers are too disciplined to be distracted from getting into a Defensive formation.

The soldiers Group together And flip two tables onto their side making an impromptu Barricade, Forcing the AoM's to attack them from either the east or the west.

DOthki's spell fizzles.
Mavens spell does not. His Large explosive fireball slams into the Overturned table ripping it to pieces and scorching the soldiers but doing little harm.

Mazrul Charges to the aid of his comrade, His stumpy legs carrying him swiftly.

Calis continues to bleed to death. If he Doesn't get aid Immiediately He will Die. It may already be too late.

Korgath Ignores The other dwarf as he prepares to Take the fight to the large group Hiding behind their Broken Barricades.

The Sound Of a Large explosion Wakes Him Up. Recognising The sounds of Battle, Slightly muffeled By the doors to his room, He calmly gets dressed and begins to Put on his greaves.

And heres the map I totally forgot to put up.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[EveryZig]

Our mages our terrible... we had the perfect opportunity for a fireball, with our opponents tightly arranged in a confined space (which was the point of the intimidation thing), and we get one complete fizzle and one failure to shoot over a chest-high wall. I guess that is how rolls go some times.
(When we get back to town, I think Dothki should buy a spell to summon a cloud of poisonous gas. Poison spam is great for necromancers, as your undead minions are immune to it but many of your enemies are not.)

I guess Elena should throw another knife at the soldier fighting Dro-Shavir charge the soldiers with her sword. If they don't have bows, I would have suggested simply holding position than fireballing them again, but I doubt we can get Korgath-McBerserker to come back.

(IMO it is likely a good sign that mystery-boss is putting on armor. He could be an evil paladin or something, but in general it is the robe wearers who will really paste you.)

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

(IMO it is likely a good sign that mystery-boss is putting on armor. He could be an evil paladin or something, but in general it is the robe wearers who will really paste you.)

BAHAHAHAhahahaa. ha heh. pff.

[EveryZig]

(IMO it is likely a good sign that mystery-boss is putting on armor. He could be an evil paladin or something, but in general it is the robe wearers who will really paste you.)

BAHAHAHAhahahaa. ha heh. pff.

This guy is probably tough, but I still stand by my point in general. You can indeed get some seriously nasty customers from the armor crowd, but wearing armor implies that enemies can actually get close enough to attack them at some point. With your high end robe wearers, you have trouble even reaching that point, as they prefer to make your drop dead from half a mile away or summon a few hundred monsters on top of your head. (Even in a direct fight, robes bosses still tend to be almost as hard to harm as their armored counterparts due to teleports, force fields, self heals, phylacteries, etc).

[Edit:] Am I the only one who finds it bizarre that spell-check recognizes 'phylactery' but not 'teleport'?

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Elena throws a dagger at the soldier menacing Dro-Shavir, Scoring a direct hit in the Mans side. THe soldier starts coughing blood. She then take bastard sword in hand And charges Recklessly at the group of soldiers. Her Bastard sword cleaves into One of the men, cutting him in half. Elena is engulfed In a vile selling Purple Cloud. Elena is having a hard time seeing, Though her cat-like hearing allows her to know the location of nearby enemies by their coughs.

Dro-Shavir Takes a swing at the Soldier but thanks to his injury only manages to smack the fellow with the flat of his blade. THe Soldier counterstrikes but only scores a glancing blow, hardly worth mention.

Dothki Cast Minor Poison Cloud. The Group of soldiers are concealed by a Foul puprle Miasma! The soldiers are overcome by fits of coughing!

Maven Conjures [18] Minute meteors, 9 in each hand. He can throw 4 per turn!

Lilum keeps shooting. The first arrow hits it's target but Lilum's next shot is obscured by Dothki's spell and clatters harmlessly onto the ground.

Calis Bleeds to death, and enters the void as all do, Cold and alone... Forever.

Sskrmp Finally makes it to the others and shoots a dart into the purple fog.

Mazrul Charges to Dro-shavir's aid Beheading the soldier in a single strike with his Massive meat cleaver!

Duncan Ginaz Patiently Buckles His Heavysteel High boots on, double checking the straps for signs of wear or damage. They are as flawlessly maintained as always.

Spoiler: map (click to show/hide)

[Elvisdogs]

Get Dro-Shavir some help but not before Shavir mutters a traditional cat-person death rite over Calis.

[Kitten Snot]

The idea that my dwarf running like a midget on fire towards a guy attacking a cat-person and beheading him with a massive meat-cleaver just made me happy.
How did my character behead him while he is half his size? Do i just jump really high?
Anyway. If possible Dothki should ressurect calis. I will call him elven meat shield if this is done.
And i stay close to catty and try to get him back to his bow. and stay close if something comes after him and charge at the dangerous things if he is ignored.
Also can we get the fire mage over here to cauterise the cats wounds?

[EveryZig]

The main group should continue to fire into the combat (it is pretty handy having a main melee fighter who can regenerate and is immune to organ failure) while gradually circling around the barricade to catch any soldiers who try to retreat from the poison and Elena by jumping over the opposite side of the barricade.

How did my character behead him while he is half his size? Do i just jump really high?

My guess is that it iis a very big cleaver. 

[Edit:] Am I right in thinking that Heavysteel is more than just extra-thick steel?

(For some reason, I momentarily expected boss-guy to have a DF-style title, like Duncan Ginaz the Mallet of Swords or something.)

[Elvisdogs]

(For some reason, I momentarily expected boss-guy to have a DF-style title, like Duncan Ginaz the Mallet of Swords or something.)

Its hard-coded into my brain too bro.

Just watch MFPB make this guy a spell sword. I'm gonna guess he's a necromancer too since he's the leader of a bunch of them. So I expect sudden ressurection of all the dead bodies in the room including Calis. Heck this could go badly.

[Kitten Snot]

How did my character behead him while he is half his size? Do i just jump really high?

My guess is that it iis a very big cleaver. 

So my cleaver is about the same size as me.
And i'm holding it in one hand.
Sheesh,dwarven strength is nothing to scoff at that's for sure.