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Author Topic: You are Flesh golem INSTANT DEATH ENDGAME.  (Read 49579 times)

Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #390 on: December 20, 2011, 12:10:01 am »

((It's the golem idea I had at the beginning! :D ))

And you could do a copout and not actually write the conversation, just imply it's being had.

Yeah it's sorta your golem. I took some creative license and made it less dangerous because, well your golem is less of a warrior and ore of a siege engine. And because of the way it was made, it's as intellegent as a tree stump. SO youcan talk about your undoubtably mushy emotions to something completely incapable of independant thought. Or you could become a catgirl like some people suggested.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #391 on: December 20, 2011, 03:12:01 am »

Hmm, a random thought: Are flesh golems naturally good at multitasking, due to their multiple souls/minds? It occurs to me that if that is the case, dual/multi wielding would actually be extremely practical for them, whereas for most people the division of attention severely limits the effectiveness of dual wielding. And would this let them cast multiple spells at once, provided they have enough unoccupied hands?
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #392 on: December 20, 2011, 03:32:07 am »

they Can be good at multitasking but it's a learnt skill. If the souls don't know how to work in tandem, It's sorta like a three legged race. Every one is tripping over each other. For now you're just haveing turns in letting each other control of the body.

You spend some time outside the university labs talking about the feelings of never being alone, where your every though is know to a group, most of which are mindless corruptions of hate and rage and other negativites.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #393 on: December 20, 2011, 12:09:52 pm »

Clearly we need to save those poor creatures that can be saved.

If anyone of them have a worthwhile soul, take it and merge it with our own collective.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #394 on: December 20, 2011, 06:23:50 pm »

I don't think we can eat souls, just life energy.
Hmm, if we sent a soul over to posses (only partly due to the power of a flesh golem) them using Unliving Domination, could that soul communicate with them?
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #395 on: December 20, 2011, 06:55:29 pm »

Drag them back and have Dothki do it then, whatever!

Also make him teach us how.

Hell, make him teach us all that he knows.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #396 on: December 20, 2011, 10:44:25 pm »

> You can't merge souls, It's bond with it's necromancer prevents you.
> Dothki is wandering around the facilities, examining the equipment.
> It would take weeks for Dothki to teach you even the basics of magic.

You send over One of your mindless souls using Unliving Domination. You attempt to use your soul to communicate, with the witless fool. You get an impression that none of the souls in this golem have a mind any more having become mindless power sources. This impression last a couple of seconds before your soul is subsumed into the mass of mindless souls that power this new golem.
You Give in to the urge to swear violently.
"MO#$%@@$ $#@! #$@! &%#$! and then I'll Rip his %#$@ and shove it up his #@%!"
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #397 on: December 20, 2011, 11:08:00 pm »

Insane guy is in control
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Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #398 on: December 20, 2011, 11:34:08 pm »

Insane guy is in control

Probably hasn't come up much but most of them are insane in one way or another. The only one of your souls who even acts sane is the strategist. And he carries that to extremes. As in he is dead, trapped in a corpse surrounded by three mad(wo)men and 65 souls of distilled madness and negative emotions, and He is totally calm and collected, and perfectly logical. He is so sane, it's crazy. But if you mean the psychopath then yeah, he's in charge for now.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #399 on: December 21, 2011, 06:55:23 am »

Wait, we can't get the soul back?
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #400 on: December 21, 2011, 08:11:58 am »

You cant get it back but A bonded necromancer (like Dothki) could not only replace it in a suitable facility (like the one you are currently at) with a new soul but could add 5 more souls onto you. 7 if you replace those lost arms you ripped off. Gods why Did you even do that? Sometime I don't know what you people are thinking.  =^\
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #401 on: December 21, 2011, 09:43:44 am »

Flip your shit.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #402 on: December 21, 2011, 12:05:12 pm »

You attempt to flip you shit. But The other souls and the necromatic bond prevent you from flipping your shit.
> You cannot flip your shit.

Dothki is Here.
Armol the abomination is here.
The exits are to the north, west, east and in to the Lab.
 There is a flask here.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #403 on: December 21, 2011, 09:01:05 pm »

Glare at the other golem.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #404 on: December 21, 2011, 09:01:34 pm »

Take a shit, then flip it.
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