Topic: You are Flesh golem INSTANT DEATH ENDGAME. (Read 49580 times)

Monkeyfacedprickleback · « **Reply #345 on:** December 15, 2011, 07:08:14 pm »

You and dothki walk in to the abode of Varol-Zarg. He is sitting in a chair in the foyer, Reading a book.
"Well here you are then. I hear you finished that job quite nicely. I must admit I was afraid you were going to kill the poor priests. But since you performed my task to the letter I think you deserve a reward. SO Do you want
a lump sum of Gold
Potions
or Whats in the mystery box!?
And do choose quickly we still have to discuss some of the other tasks I want you to complete."
The box this time is signifigantly smaller then the last one, only a Korgath in size and a perfect cube. And Yes apparently he is going to offer a mystery box for every reward.

Elvisdogs · « **Reply #346 on:** December 15, 2011, 07:13:33 pm »

Mystery Box. I enjoy !!FUN!!

Armok · « **Reply #347 on:** December 15, 2011, 07:37:15 pm »

Yea, mystery box.

Also, I got an horrifying long-term goal involving a bag of holding, multiple distended cow wombs, placentas/umbilical cords spliced with lampreys, and keeping things alive indeffenetly thorguh necromantic energy to leach of them, or just keeping them fresh for later digestion.

Monkeyfacedprickleback · « **Reply #348 on:** December 15, 2011, 09:22:28 pm »

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You choose the box! How you resisted it lure before you never know. Two parts of you are a little upset about this reasoning any item gained could probably be bought using the gold, And a bird in the hand is blah blah blah no one cares. You open the box and find: A decanter of endless water. That's pretty cool I guess. I'm sure it'll come in useful if we ever want to make a water slide or have a pool party.

"For you next job i'll think you'll need some reinforcements. I have some people lined up but it'll take a few days for them to get here. So you're free to enjoy the city while you wait. Ah and there's a lawn party on the grounds here tommorrow evening, if you'd like to attend. I wouldn't if I were you though, It'll be a diplomatic thing and they're always terribly boring. Well we're done here so get the hell out of my house."

You have some spare time to do whatever the hell you want, as long as it won't get you killed.

Elvisdogs · « **Reply #349 on:** December 15, 2011, 09:46:20 pm »

Quote from: Monkeyfacedprickleback on December 15, 2011, 09:22:28 pm

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Quote from: Armok on December 15, 2011, 07:37:15 pm
Yea, mystery box.

Also, I got an horrifying long-term goal involving a bag of holding, multiple distended cow wombs, placentas/umbilical cords spliced with lampreys, and keeping things alive indeffenetly thorguh necromantic energy to leach of them, or just keeping them fresh for later digestion.

The problem with this armok is I do not want to know what your long term plan is but I already have a fair Idea. And if I weren't An emotionless husk of a human being it would sicken me.

You choose the box! How you resisted it lure before you never know. Two parts of you are a little upset about this reasoning any item gained could probably be bought using the gold, And a bird in the hand is blah blah blah no one cares. You open the box and find: A decanter of endless water. That's pretty cool I guess. I'm sure it'll come in useful if we ever want to make a water slide or have a pool party.

What did we roll on that?

I suggest we have Elena shove it down someone's throat for !!SCIENCE!!

Monkeyfacedprickleback · « **Reply #350 on:** December 15, 2011, 09:57:42 pm »

You rolled a 5 out of ten for the decanter. Not very useful in a lot of situation, but far from worthless. To put this in perspective, if you rolled a 1 you would have gotten a robe of vermin. Which is technically cursed hence to low number.

EveryZig · « **Reply #351 on:** December 15, 2011, 11:13:05 pm »

Decanters of endless water are awesome if you can get enough of them. This is because on the highest setting, a decanter of endless water can shoot a jet of water that has enough force to do 1d4 damage (the same as being stabbed with a dagger) and enough recoil to knock over the person holding it if they are not braced.
This is not that large in itself, but if you have a bunch of them you can do fun things with them. Things like attaching several of them to some armor to make a jet-pack, or attaching a number of them to some tubing and a fairly simple mechanism (and possibly an item to produce endless sling stones) to make a crude machine gun. (These are the kind of plans you end up with when you play a gnome in DnD.)

Of course, you can have even more fun if you can get an enchanter to modify the concept into a decanter of endless oil, and then attach a flaming dagger...

Anyway, I guess we will head back to the town. I want to inspect the flowers in the garden on the way out, to see whether or not they are undead.

Elvisdogs · « **Reply #352 on:** December 15, 2011, 11:37:19 pm »

Quote from: EveryZig on December 15, 2011, 11:13:05 pm

Of course, you can have even more fun if you can get an enchanter to modify the concept into a decanter of endless oil, and then attach a flaming dagger...

OR we could use the endless oil decanter introduce the industrial era to the world and reap corporate domination with a few decades!

On a more serious note, we should have Dothki ask Zarg more about the city

Monkeyfacedprickleback · « **Reply #353 on:** December 16, 2011, 02:42:34 am »

"Ah Mr Varol-Zarg could you perha-"
"I'm sorry did I stutter? Let me repeat myself. Get the Hell Out of My house While I'm reading my godamn BOOK Okay?"
You and Dothki leave for the city and look for a street urchin to tell you about the city, but unfortunately the city seems to lack any kind of urchin or beggar. You wonder where they all are. In Bruggle cities the homeless vagrants lime the road to the major business centres asking for alms and charity. Well no matter you soon find a guard, to ~~Interrorgate~~ Question about the city and it's features. What shall you ask him?

Armok · « **Reply #354 on:** December 16, 2011, 08:59:32 am »

Endless-anything is AWESOME. Does it have some kind of on/of button? We should implant it into ourself and get a belly of endless water, that we can then spit like some bad 'mon animes!

Is there ANY kind of children lacking parental supervision in this city?

Frelus · « **Reply #355 on:** December 16, 2011, 01:00:16 pm »

I thought about it for some minutes, and still have to decide if I like where Armok's ideas are going.
For the water decanter, attach a flower to it and do the "smell my flower" joke to everyone we meet.
I would like to find some weak looking person going around alone and "ask him some questions"
greetz

EveryZig · « **Reply #356 on:** December 16, 2011, 01:50:54 pm »

Quote from: Armok on December 16, 2011, 08:59:32 am

Endless-anything is AWESOME. Does it have some kind of on/of button?

I think it has a command phrase or something like that. It also has multiple settings, though the weaker ones are basically just a water faucet.

Also, abut the uses of water jets, http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/blog/31449/unusual+jetpack+enables+pilots+to+swim+and+leap+like+a+dolphin/ .

~Neri · « **Reply #357 on:** December 16, 2011, 03:38:28 pm »

Lets get our arms attached.

And goal for today is Find cat>Kill cat>Take Cat's ears>Find Tiger>Kill Tiger>Take Tiger's tail>Attach ears and tail for Kittehness and perception/balance bonuses respectively.

EveryZig · « **Reply #358 on:** December 16, 2011, 04:13:16 pm »

Oh yeah, our arms. Those would be nice to get back, especially since Dothki might get pissed at us at us at some soonish point.

Hmm, if we got vampire fangs added to our mouth or something, would we be able to drain the life-force out of things?

Monkeyfacedprickleback · « **Reply #359 on:** December 16, 2011, 06:25:37 pm »

You are currently talking to a guard. What do you want to ask about.
Area's of interest.
Where the hell all the street trash went.
Overview of the city.
Or ask about the many schools the city has.

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