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[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

For the emotional impact. bam.

[GlyphGryph]

Now we're just being needlessly cruel. Dothki is not a threat to us, we still need him, this only seems likely to make him fear for his life and attempt to destroy us.

We are being incredibly foolish, and need to calm the heck down!

In fact, a psycho personality isn't going to be good to have around if we're going out socializing tonight and it wants to kill everything. Raise one of the dog heads as undead, using that personality, and stick it in the closet.

Also, if Dothki opens the closet, HILARITY.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Now we're just being needlessly cruel. Dothki is not a threat to us, we still need him, this only seems likely to make him fear for his life and attempt to destroy us.

We are being incredibly foolish, and need to calm the heck down!

In fact, a psycho personality isn't going to be good to have around if we're going out socializing tonight and it wants to kill everything. Raise one of the dog heads as undead, using that personality, and stick it in the closet.

Also, if Dothki opens the closet, HILARITY.

THat sounds like something the strategist might say. And as the only completely sane soul in the golem he's a little busy stopping them from killing Dothki.

[GlyphGryph]

Well, he'd better start exerting control. This whole course of action is clearly the work of the psycho anyways - perhaps we can get the young girl soul to assist us. And the thief soul could probably be convinced.

If thats how it works, at all.

[EveryZig]

We could probably convince the thief that it is in our best interests to get more upgrades.

Hmm, maybe we can hire a necromancer to raise the dogs as undead, and them around with our undead domination, and when he asks why they are undead tell him that he must be imagining it, as that obviously is impossible.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

After cleaning the blood off yourself you go down to the tailors and pick up your dress. You Love it. Too bad you have nowhere to where it. Ah well maybe later. For now You're going to go dancing at the elks antlers.
YOu spend a few hours dancing. Noone will go near you but you still have a lot of fun.

It is near morning and dothki looks like he is going to wake up soon. You can't wait to see the look on his face.

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Well, he'd better start exerting control. This whole course of action is clearly the work of the psycho anyways - perhaps we can get the young girl soul to assist us. And the thief soul could probably be convinced.

If thats how it works, at all.

Yeah It sorta works like that. What also goes into the equation is what you're doing. For example the Psycho is the best fighter so when you get into fights he's in charge but takes advice from the Strategist. For tricky problems the thief and strategist put their heads together because they're the smart pair, and the theif is in charge of money based things and stelthy actions, The Gentle one  is in charge of social matters since she's the most charismatic of them. When They're in situations without any real drives, or areas of expertise they sorta just argue over what to do. The dog killing was yeah partly the strategists fault too since he considered them a worthless risk. They could get killed in a fight and the dothki would go to pieces, Making things worse. Better to solve the problem now when you can afford to deal with it, is his reasoning.

We could probably convince the thief that it is in our best interests to get more upgrades.

Hmm, maybe we can hire a necromancer to raise the dogs as undead, and them around with our undead domination, and when he asks why they are undead tell him that he must be imagining it, as that obviously is impossible.

Yeah probably if you appeal to her greed. She is pretty selfserving.

[EveryZig]

Aww, I guess there is not enough time to have them put back together and raised as undead. It would have been funny to see his confusion.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Aww, I guess there is not enough time to have them put back together and raised as undead. It would have been funny to see his confusion.

Yeah but have the wrong heads on the wrong bodies.

[~Neri]

Wait! Before he wakes up we need to put a head in his gold stash and on his torso, the dogs are already dead anyways.

[Armok]

Oh darn it! How did this thread move so fast?! Is it to late to make suggestions for the personality?

BUBBLY: Think Pinkie Pie.
PROUD: While she realizes she might need to hide being a golem, she hates it. Her abilities are awesome and there is no reason she should have to hide them!
TROLL: loves manipulation, pranks, and provoking emotional reactions.
FORCEFUL: we've already seen this one.

> ELENA: Try to become good friends with the children of the city, probably the street urchins and such because no mother would let her kid near you. Children have lots less preconceptions than adults, and are a lot easier to help in genuinely appreciated ways. The fact that they don't have much power? YET. We're gona live for a long time. Also, our thief background should help us bound with said street urchins as we have something in common and are good at helping them out. FLAUNT our powers, presenting them as AWESOME rather than creepy or scary.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

The stategist suggests that now may be the last chance to hide the dog bodies and blame someone else so dothki doesn't ahte us and realise how much freedom we have. The Psycho shoots this down  because he wants to see dothki's reaction. The Gentle one want's to give the doggies a proper burial but thats not going to happen, and the theif doesn't give a crap about what happens to the stupid mongrels

What will you do?
Hide the dog bodies?
Or Don't hide the dog bodies?

[EveryZig]

Hide them. I still want to see what he would do if we have them raised as lifelike undead.

[Zako]

Hide the bodies. Yeah, it totally wasn't the murderous abomination of life and death, it was that hungry homeless guy!

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

You hide the bodies in some barrels outside. those barrels are everywhere and nobody looks in them so you doubt any one will find them anytime soon. retrieving your arms from the chest, you patiently sit, waiting for Dothki to Wake up. When he does he appears groggy and disorientated.
"uurrhgg What did I do last night? Ahh my head is killing me. And i'm sore all over." Huh looks like he doesn't remember you attacking him. That's convinient. Time to lie through your teeth.
"Dot- Master last night after finishing Mr Varol-Zarg's errand you came back here to celebrate and then you drank a lot of a beer and wine and some strange potions and Then you dragged me up to our room, And then you removed my arms to "ecksperement" and then you fell asleep  and then I put you to bed." "argh did I do all that? Smeg no wonder my head head hurts. As soon as the room stops spinning I'll put your arms back O'kay? Did anything else happen?"
"Not that I remember. Though there were some weird sounds at night, But those were probably normal in this city. Oh and We have to go to Mr Varol-Zarg's Manor to report your success Master."
Dothki appear to have recovered somewhat from his poisoning.
 "Ah right We'll leave off repairing your arms until I'm done with Zarg. We leave right after breakfast"

At The Manor of Varol-Zarg.
Zarg's Manor is less large then you imagined. It is mostly gardens and parks, with a large, but not huge, White wooden building in the centre. Varol-Zarg is A man of modest tastes it seems.
Upon closer inspection you find the building to be made of not wood but bones.

Lovely.

Some of them are clearly human or humanoid, but Others are far too large. Regardless of size it's clear this house is made of countless resting dead.
Well if you want to Run like a crybaby sissy now would be the time to do it.
The whole house smells like freshly cut grass, and spring rains. Being A dry autumn you have no idea how this can be. But there it is.
Stats
Elena

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Loyalty %: 80
Souls: 10
Soul storage capabilty: 17
Power: 100
Necromancers bond +15~30 power per turn.
You Are at one with your body.
Your mind is erratic.
Inventory

• 200 gold pieces
• MaleMoot State badge
• 4 steel daggers
• 2 Long steel daggers
• You are wearing a soft cotten Oilskin cloak dyed mauve.
• You are wearing a set of iron reinforced leather armour
• you are wearing 4 belts and a baldric
• you are wearing A set of custom Ladies boots, Optimized for kicking and stealth
• You are wearing a huge Backpack
• A strong coil of rope
• A case of (48) throwing darts
• a womens masqureade mask
• a Massive crossbow with (40) bolts
• A bastard sword
• A grappling hook

Skills

• Paralysing strike
• Deadly Poison strike
• Hidden arms
• Super Flexibility
• Normal Voice
• Rope Trick
• Freaky goddamn hand eyes.
• Belly of the [snake]

Spells

• Unliving Domination

Dothki Nathul

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Necromancers bond
Pissed off
Stressed

inventory

• Wearing pale blue robes
• MaleMoot State badge
• Necromancer papers & License
• 98 gold
• Tome of Flesh crafting
• Basic spell book
• staff

SKILLS

• Limb overhaul[/sub]
• Bone augmentation
• miscellaneous replacement[/sub]

[li]Soul augmentation[/li]
[li]Magicked senses[/li]
[li] Improved vocals[/li]
[li]Magical Item implant[/li][/list]

MISC
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[EveryZig]

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I bet he can raise his whole house as the undead equivalent of a giant robot. That would be pretty boss.