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Author Topic: You are Flesh golem INSTANT DEATH ENDGAME.  (Read 49610 times)

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #300 on: December 13, 2011, 09:15:50 pm »
He is a bunch of rat liches inside of a re-animated skin.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #301 on: December 13, 2011, 09:16:35 pm »
The only thing worse than a flesh eating lich is a god of undeath. And he is NOT a god of undeath, otherwise EVERYTHING would be dead in this city and reanimated into undeath. I refuse to believe he is a god! IT MUST NOT BE TRUE!
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #302 on: December 13, 2011, 09:43:36 pm »
Actually there are one or two things between lich and god of death/undeath/blood/insanity if I recall, can't remember the names though.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #303 on: December 13, 2011, 09:45:30 pm »
Quote from: Zako on December 13, 2011, 09:16:35 pm
The only thing worse than a flesh eating lich is a god of undeath. And he is NOT a god of undeath, otherwise EVERYTHING would be dead in this city and reanimated into undeath. I refuse to believe he is a god! IT MUST NOT BE TRUE!
There are also demi-liches (the DnD kind), which are half-lich/half-demigod or something like that.
He also could be some sort of greater demon with death related powers.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #304 on: December 13, 2011, 09:48:09 pm »
    He's not a god but he has spat in the face of one before. Suffice to say he is an unnatural and terrifyingly strong creature, which at some point
was human, but no longer is. He is also a pretty good civil administrator. And he's not a demilich since he still has a body, and he's not a demon either Nor is he a god since they never manifest physical bodies. In fact He is arguably worse than all of those things. and completely unique.

"We would be happy to help sir, As long as we are properly compensated"
"Very good. Now the first thing I need you to do, Is got to the Elk Antler Inn and detain the two priests their. They've been preaching without the proper papers and need to be stopped. Ah and Dothki Here's your necromancer license and papers.As long as you don't break any of rules you can practice any form of necromancy, and requisition Corpses from the "graveyard". Since you're working for me the city will be willing to fund most of the costs, Unless you getting something too extravagant. And here you'll need these, Just be careful not to lose them. That will be for now, Off you go."

Varol-Zarg hands Dothki A stack of papers. He gives both Elena and Dothki A {MaleMoot State Badge}. Which is proof of your status as Varol-Zargs plenipotentiary of internal affairs. You're part of a bureaucracy now. Glee. You leave the College and find your self on the streets out side. What do you do now?


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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #305 on: December 13, 2011, 09:59:59 pm »
Zargs could be a lich who is bound to an incorporeal demon which contains a large number of swallowed souls, all of which are inside a flesh golem, with the lich dominating the demon which in turn controls the souls. Like an unholy metaphysical turducken.
(Something similar that actually happened in a forum game I played. Said character ended up eating the gods of their world, disassembling the world as their reality collapsed, and reassembling it elsewhere. It was a very strange forum game.)

Anyway we should go find those priests.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #306 on: December 13, 2011, 10:01:06 pm »
To the inn!
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #307 on: December 14, 2011, 12:02:00 am »
You and dothki reach the inn, and WOw is it nice, big a perfect cube and the outer walls appear to made out of brass. Classy, if a little uninspired.

Going through the front door you spot the preist immediatley as they a standing on a table dressed in rich robes SCREAMING at the top of their lungs. It appears that most of what they're saying is a mash of blistering denounceiations of the city, it inhabitants and Varol-Zarg. They seem to be of the opinion that all of these things should suffer only the most terrible of fates and they are quite specific as to whhich fates ad why. You just got here and they are already making you want to kill them. Judging by the angry mob forming around them, It looks like a lynch mob is forming, and unlike the priests want it's not for Varol-zarg. If you don't do something these preists could be ripped to shreds. Or at least roughed up and tossed out of the inn.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #308 on: December 14, 2011, 12:09:06 am »
Shout: "Stop! You have violated the law! You need a permit to preach your foolishness here, though I might add that the same is not true for getting yourself mobbed."
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #309 on: December 14, 2011, 12:35:49 am »
What Every said, just in a bad british accent for the hell of it.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #310 on: December 14, 2011, 12:45:03 am »
Elena Shouts at the top of her lungs:
"stop this foolishness right this instant befoore you get Lynched! By order Of Varol-Zarg! You need a permit to incite Anarchy!"
Dothki doesn't Know how to handle elena now she can speak. So he remains silent. At some point He'll Have to establish who's really in charge.

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Unless stated otherwise all actions including speech will be done by Elena rather Dothki from now on. Remember this is "You Are Flesh Golem" not "You are a necromancer". Hmmm Should I change the title to something else now that you have a name? Like "you are elena Golem of death" or something? I'll take title suggestion if you have them. I'm not really good at naming things.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #311 on: December 14, 2011, 01:03:20 am »
No guard-speak?  :P
I did mean for Elena to talk. I figured she would be rahter enthusiastic about suddenly being able to yell at people. (Both due to suddenly having vocal cords and due to suddenly being able to draw attention to herself without alerting people who would hunt her.)

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Elena is Best Golem Personally I like the current title fine.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #312 on: December 14, 2011, 01:44:14 am »
The preists do NOT like being ordered around by what they think is a lackey of Varol-Zarg. Screaming incoherent dogma thay attack!
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #313 on: December 14, 2011, 01:55:58 am »
Attack as in try and hit us with sticks or maces, or attack as in cast spells at us? If the former we should use a sword , and if the latter we should take them out quickly with darts. Either way we should just use our main hands unless a problem comes up, as these guys don't seem worth the chance of getting our face associated with being a flesh golem. (Next time we go out to fight people we should wear that mask we got.)

[edit:] Actually, if they are merely trying to punch us (not counting martial arts) or hit us with wooden staffs, they would likely be a good opportunity to practice subduing people without killing them (using the paralyzing poison or just human-strength punching). When we seriously want to capture someone alive it will be useful to have practiced some beforehand.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #314 on: December 14, 2011, 02:01:50 am »
    They're attacking you verbally. With Harsh language.
Very Harsh language. And their fists. Oh My mistake, These priest are also Monks. you Take a fist to the face and your nose breaks. You lose 20 PP. That's some punch. And do keep mind Varol told you to detain not murder. He didn't tell you not to murder them on the other hand so maybe it's okay if they're attacking you?

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