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Author Topic: You are Flesh golem INSTANT DEATH ENDGAME.  (Read 49785 times)

Zako

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #285 on: December 13, 2011, 07:52:26 am »

Where to find said undead though? Could be hard to find, and undead aren't that smart either, so while your plan might work in the short term, in the long term, we will just get swarmed by guards and adventurers and the like. Goddamn paladins man...
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #286 on: December 13, 2011, 12:56:37 pm »

We are in the middle of a city full of necromancers, we deanimated two skeletons on the way inside, we are in a city full of necromancers, there is a graveyard that they will likely let us take from, we have a necromancer to raise undead, we are in a city full of necromancers.

I vote unliving dominion.

Edit: That or WHATSINTHEBOX!
« Last Edit: December 13, 2011, 12:59:11 pm by Kevak »
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #287 on: December 13, 2011, 01:39:04 pm »

With unliving dominion, we have a valid excuse to get Dothki to get us a use-per-day spell to summon undead, which would conveniently let us feed ourself.
So I am voting that.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #288 on: December 13, 2011, 02:09:25 pm »

so far it looks like you're going for Unliving domination. Or the tempting box.
I put a detailed explanation below if you want specifics, but the short summary of the spell is it makes the target undead a kind of pseudo-Flesh Golem, under you're control.
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So Are you sure you Want Unliving Domination, or do you want the Oh So tempting MyStErY bOx?
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #289 on: December 13, 2011, 03:30:59 pm »

Are we allowed to give the box a light knock or two to attempt echolocation of the contents?
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #290 on: December 13, 2011, 03:33:29 pm »

The box is schrodingers box. There is nothing in the box until it is opened and observed. Kicking the box will simply result in a sore foot.
(i haven't rolled for the box and I won't unless you choose it. Even I don't know what's in the box. It's That Mysterious.)
« Last Edit: December 13, 2011, 03:35:19 pm by Monkeyfacedprickleback »
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #291 on: December 13, 2011, 03:39:03 pm »

ZARG IS A FLESH GOLEM
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #292 on: December 13, 2011, 03:56:24 pm »

Unliving dominion is useless. We must chose either mystery box or Flesh of Phantom!
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #293 on: December 13, 2011, 04:08:30 pm »

I vote unliving domination. or box. Being able to control undead could become very very useful in the current city.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #294 on: December 13, 2011, 04:09:26 pm »

ZARG IS A FLESH GOLEM
I was waiting for someone to come to that conclusion. But no. He is much much worse then any flesh golem.

 SO MUCH WORSE.

so far the votes are ( i Think) 3 for Unliving domination 2 or 3 for the box and two for Phantom Flesh.
SO i'll give it an hour or so and unless I get a shift in votes I'll go with the unliving domination path.
« Last Edit: December 13, 2011, 04:28:31 pm by Monkeyfacedprickleback »
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #295 on: December 13, 2011, 05:48:47 pm »

"Teach me the spell Unliving domination." You say indeciseively.
"Righty-o then. Here we Go."
Varol-Zarg's hand starts crackling with dark energy. With a quick thrust he rams his Spell-phallus directly into your moist, tender brain meats, Instantly teaching you the spell. There is no way anything here could be a double entendre.

You have learnt Unliving Domination! This Spell allows you to implant your souls into the undead in order to control them.

"Alright thats done. Now lets go get dothki shall we?"
Varol-Zarg waltzs over to a nearby closet and opens it revealing a rather annoyed Dothki, who appears to be bound and gagged. Varol unties and ungags him. Dothki looks mighty Pissed about being dropped in a room filled with vampire, zombie and skeletal maths professors who were expecting Dothki to give a speech on his groundbreaking theory of how to divide imaginary numbers by zero. HE becomes even more pissed when he finds that someone else did work on his golem. But since Dothki isn't a total moronhe manages to keep his mouth shut.

With both Elena and dothki in The office Varol-Zarg takes his seat behind his desk and says seriously
"since both of you passed my tests I'd like to offer you some jobs, or rather quests. You see due to certain aspects of my nature It would be troublesome for me to leave this city, so While there are many things I would prefer done outside the walls I must let them go undone. However you two managed to prove yourselves to both capable and Trustworthy, to an extent. So I'll give you the Option to act as my proxy, should you so wish it, and run tasks which i need done, for Suitable compensation of course."

He watches two of you expectantly, waiting for an answer.

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #296 on: December 13, 2011, 08:33:13 pm »

Oh my god... HE'S A LICH! It's the best explaination! Don't mess with this guy, he's seriously powerful and would rip us both a new one.

But say that we are interested in his offer anyway.  ;D

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #297 on: December 13, 2011, 08:44:40 pm »

Sure, why the hell not, we need something interesting to do and it's not like we have that much more important crap to be doing.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #298 on: December 13, 2011, 09:05:34 pm »

Elena: Sounds good, as long as the pay is and the contracts are not to long.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #299 on: December 13, 2011, 09:13:55 pm »

Oh my god... HE'S A LICH! It's the best explaination! Don't mess with this guy, he's seriously powerful and would rip us both a new one.

But say that we are interested in his offer anyway.  ;D

Heh, Another good guess but noo. He is Still much much worse then a Lich.
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