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Author Topic: You are Flesh golem INSTANT DEATH ENDGAME.  (Read 49797 times)

EveryZig

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #210 on: December 03, 2011, 03:29:19 pm »

The goblins who were formerly Neutral are now Hostile!
Huh? I thought they attacked us? If they were some kind of guards, they would have told us to halt. (Also, I think the word you meant for our attack was bisect {cut in half} rather than vivisect {carefully dissect while the subject is still alive}).

Throw the dagger at the slightly closer goblin with your lower arm, then go after the other one using the sword.
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Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #211 on: December 04, 2011, 12:32:37 am »

They all have swords.

Dothki Throws a ball of fire a two of the goblins, One goblin takes it in the chest and is now screaming and on fire. THe second ball of fire misses completly.
Elena throws two Daggers at the nearest goblin using her lower hands, The first dagger glances off the breast plate but the second dagger embeds itself deep into the thigh of the goblin. The goblin Falls over. She then charges the next goblin amputating the goblins left arm with her bastard sword. The goblin Goes into Shock! It can not defend or attack for the next tree moves.

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #212 on: December 04, 2011, 12:37:47 am »

Finish off these two and then retrieve the daggers if the other goblins are not close yet.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #213 on: December 04, 2011, 04:52:25 am »

You murder the two helpless golems.How could you?
Dothki kills a goblin with a spike of ice, just for variety.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #214 on: December 04, 2011, 05:13:26 am »

Rush the last one quickly and mangle him with all four arms at once!
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #215 on: December 04, 2011, 05:16:00 am »

Rush the last one quickly and mangle HER with all four arms at once!
What bare handed? Because once you use your sword chances are She isn't going to be much of a challenge.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #216 on: December 04, 2011, 05:50:27 am »

Oh sorry, I was talking about the golem doing the mangling on the last goblin. And a sword doesn't pose any real threat to a flesh golem that can easily fix any lopped off limbs by itself.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #217 on: December 04, 2011, 06:30:10 am »

    You Stab the last unfortunate goblin in the chest ripping through his lungs putting her into fatal shock. You then procede to Just Rip the poor female goblin to pieces for no real reason. If it was the first goblin it would have terrified the others but this is just you desecrating a corpse out of spite.
    Dothki Vomits.

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    Your Journey Is otherwise Uneventful. You are outside the gate of MaleMoot. The is a slight smell of decay and woodsmoke in the air. there are several peasants hanging around.

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    Armok

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    Re: You are Flesh golem
    « Reply #218 on: December 04, 2011, 12:06:28 pm »

    Wait, we remembered to swallow any useful body parts or valuable equipment first right?
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    Monkeyfacedprickleback

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    Re: You are Flesh golem
    « Reply #219 on: December 04, 2011, 12:33:37 pm »

    ... Valuable body parts from goblins? No. No we did not. We took their gear and gold, and put it in the much more convenient hand wagon. I'll have draw up a map for this city soon. And write up some plot, and stuff.
    « Last Edit: December 04, 2011, 12:41:09 pm by Monkeyfacedprickleback »
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    Re: You are Flesh golem
    « Reply #220 on: December 05, 2011, 07:15:11 am »

    Weeee! Map. Suggest a course of action. You and Dothki are just outside the gates. The guards look like living humans. Perhaps You should find a place to stay though there is much to do in this city.

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    Armok

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    Re: You are Flesh golem
    « Reply #221 on: December 05, 2011, 09:30:08 am »

    > Announce your arrival to the local necromancer community, and try to organize/get in on something something where you can show of Elenas cool abilities and be a general braggart.
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    Monkeyfacedprickleback

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    Re: You are Flesh golem
    « Reply #222 on: December 05, 2011, 12:09:58 pm »

    SO go to the arena? The arena allows anyone or thing to fight against the various combatants, beasts and undead for cash prizes.
    « Last Edit: December 05, 2011, 12:11:29 pm by Monkeyfacedprickleback »
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    « Reply #223 on: December 05, 2011, 12:26:28 pm »

    Arena sounds good, but more for demonstration/academic lecturing than fighting.
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    EveryZig

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    Re: You are Flesh golem
    « Reply #224 on: December 05, 2011, 12:42:46 pm »

    Hmm, are tomes of flesh-crafting inherently magical items, or is their power just the information they contain?
    Transcribing some copies sounds like a way to make quite a bit of money while also sowing chaos.
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