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Author Topic: You are Flesh golem INSTANT DEATH ENDGAME.  (Read 49598 times)

Zako

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #315 on: December 14, 2011, 02:57:31 am »

Just jab them with the paralyzing stinger and drag them off already.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #316 on: December 14, 2011, 11:22:24 am »

What he said, and also kick them each once for the punch.
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Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #317 on: December 14, 2011, 01:03:53 pm »

"You bastard!" You scream slapping one of the monks with your right hand.He falls as his muscles start to go numb. You grab the second by the throat
-then you eat him. Your stomach is now distended and contains one (1) monk. You pick up the second monk by his shirt and hoist him onto your shoulder and walk out of then inn to the stunned amazement of the people in the inn.
"Come on Dothki we don't have all day."

Dothki apparently doesn'tknow how to deal with assertive women and follows speechlessly.
You make your way to Zarg's college of magic. There the secretary tells you to drop off the monks in the jailand to go see Zarg in his mansion tommorrow morning. You Put the monks in their place.

You now have the rest of the day and the night to yourself.
You may want to find an inn or boarding house. or something like that.


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Sorry for using the snake belly without being told to, but you got a natural 20 and those are usually instantly fatal so in a fight where you're not trying to kill everyone i had to make something up.
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EveryZig

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #318 on: December 14, 2011, 01:34:22 pm »

I guess seeking an in would be good. I can't really think of anything else we would want to do at the moment.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #319 on: December 14, 2011, 01:42:09 pm »

Awesome! :D
I think you should auto-use abilities more rather than less, really, it often has awesome results.

> Elena: head out to socialize ad have fun like a normal person. End up inventing several belly-of-the-snake based party tricks. Discover the joys of dancing.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #320 on: December 14, 2011, 01:55:39 pm »

Suggestions to waste time till morning and be productive to a extent: Go get some exoticy animal parts and have Dothki Add them, go buy various stuff, see what corpses we can requisition from the graveyard, maybe another pair of arms could be of use (six is better then four, and I don't see a reason not to), Go get scrolls and spells of some sort for later use, creep people the fuck out with your hand eyes, have Dothki add mouths under the hand eyes eyes so it's even creepier and you can bite people's noses off with your hands.
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Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #321 on: December 14, 2011, 02:03:53 pm »

That one monk is probably traumatised. Oh and in order to keep captives alive you swallow air and burp alot in case you were wondering. SO they can breath.

You lead Dothki to the Elk antler Inn and make Dothki rent a room for a week. Then once you are both inside, Dothki turns to you and says "I Don't know whats gotten ito you elena bu-" You Deliver a stunning hand chop to his neck, Demonstrating once and for all who's in charge. Dothki Collapses on the ground, and you sting him with your paralytic poison just to make sure. You then pick him and put him on the bed, and Tie him to the bed and gag him tuck him in gently. You say with a smile
"Sorry "♥Master♥" But I think I want to enjoy myself. Oh And i'll be borrowing some of you gold. Have a nice nap then.Hahaa."
Elena has gained 200 gold. Dothki has lost 200 gold from his stash.

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #322 on: December 14, 2011, 02:18:32 pm »

Slightly insane, domineering, and rather obsessive of whatever is of interest at the current moment, also perpetually hyper and prone to random creepy giggling.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #323 on: December 14, 2011, 02:25:37 pm »

Slightly insane, domineering, and rather obsessive of whatever is of interest at the current moment, also perpetually hyper and prone to random creepy giggling.

I'm cutting out half of that 'cos I've tried to write characters like that and they are a total bitch to write. And the first half mathc es up with the soul that's mostly in control right now. FYI It's the soul of a female thief/self-employed spy.
 SHe made a living selling stolen goods and stolen information. She predictably died by torture, By someone she screwed over.

 the other souls are : a gentle naive girl who died a horrific death, she acts as the emotional balance.

The scholar and stratiegist, hes acts as the logical, and calculating side of things,
 
and a complete pscyhopaths who is in charge of the murderous violence.

 At some point in the future these souls will sort of meld together, and what I was asking before is how exactly do you want that amalgamation to come out?
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #324 on: December 14, 2011, 02:46:16 pm »

Slightly insane, domineering, and rather obsessive of whatever is of interest at the current moment
This sounds like a decent base.
I think we will also like playing jokes on people and have a strange sense of humor. I also think that we tend to be impulsive when we are not feeling threatened (at which point the strategist soul surfaces more).
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #325 on: December 14, 2011, 02:47:23 pm »

"alright what to do first? Hmm Dancing. If I want to go dancing i'll need new clot-I'm going to buy a DRESS!- Ugh no. NO. Yes FINE we'll get a dress, Just shut up."
You mutter clutching your head in a powerful grip as a particularly annoying voice bounces around the inside of your head. Shit. Right first things first. Get a dress, kill the idiots dogs, GO dancing. right I got this. I am in Control.You rip off your lower arms and leav them in Dothki's Gold chest for safe keeping. You then instantly heal yourself so you look perfectly normal. Dothki can reattach them later.
You leave the inn, more or less in control of yourself. Going to the nearest tailor you order an evening gown, the fitting for which will take a couple hours.
 You pay extra to make sure it's ready and buy some normal premade womens clothes, because armour sticks out like a sore thumb painted green.
 Returning to the inn, you herd the dogs who have been lying around outside, behind the inns and using you sword and dagger slaughter them all. Because they have been getting on your nerves since you woke up.


where are we going tonight? you said socialize but didn't say where. The inn you're staying at may be a good choice but most of the regular patrons saw you eat a guy and are going to a little suspicious of you.

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #326 on: December 14, 2011, 02:49:32 pm »

Wait. Were they Dothki's dogs or stray dogs?
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« Reply #327 on: December 14, 2011, 02:55:07 pm »

Nooooo, I LIKED THOSE DOGS!
FEEL GUILTY, DAMN IT.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #328 on: December 14, 2011, 03:08:06 pm »

Suddenly You feel incredibly guilty for killing those wondeful fluffy innocent animals. You don't know How you could even go through with killing masters beloved dogs. You feel abosolutely terrible.
WIth another shift of souls You find the slaughter rather funny. Then you get aa good Idea. Cutting off all the dogs head you swallow them, go up to Dothki's room and place the dog heads around dothki, so they all stare at him. The first thing the fucker will see upon waking up will be the heads of his shitty dogs giving him one last stare. That'll teach him.
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« Reply #329 on: December 14, 2011, 03:15:56 pm »

D: Killing people is all good and fine but WHY THE DOGGIES?!
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