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Author Topic: You are Flesh golem INSTANT DEATH ENDGAME.  (Read 49778 times)

Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #270 on: December 12, 2011, 09:15:26 pm »

You Grab the remaining Warriors upper arms in a crushing grip, The Paladin takes this oppurtunity to decapitate you, the go to solution to all monsters. He manages to forget he lost his arm swings at you in vain, overbalancing and tumbling to the ground. You put your leg against the warriors chest and start to pull his arms out of their sockets but his chainmaile makes it harder then it should be.
SHHHTSHHKTSCHINK!
the arms of the unfortunate warrior are ripped out of his socks with a significant portion of muscle and veins. He passes out from shock and bleed to death. You proceed to beat the paladin to death with his compatriots arms, helped along by the fact the warriors armoured limbs make effective bludgeons. Using your lower arms you throw a pair of darts towards the antimage only to see him and the remaining adventures fall to the ground and rapidly rot and turn to dust.

Varol-Zarg dusts his hands off with an expression of approval.
"Well, well, well. Looks like you killed them before time ran out. Well done, I suppose I owe you a reward. What would you Like? Gold?
A Magic weapon?
Knowledge of a magic spell?
Oooooooor WHATS IN THE MYSTERY BOX!?"

Varol-Zarg Geustures extragantly To a LARGE BOX resting on his table. The box is Very Large perhaps three elena tall and just as wide and long. Whatever could be inside?

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that poor poor pally. He got two rolls and criticaly failed both. I like to think his fictional god abandoned him in his fictional time of need.
Heuhheuheuhaa <--Evil laugh

Ah and if you guy want I could give you a world history of necromancy, which would also include a little backstory for Varol-Zarg. I can't really work it into the plot without using a lame expostion device and I HATE those things.
« Last Edit: December 12, 2011, 09:26:38 pm by Monkeyfacedprickleback »
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #271 on: December 12, 2011, 09:55:25 pm »

A world history would be nice.
If we got a spell, what level would it be?
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Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #272 on: December 12, 2011, 10:06:28 pm »

The spell will be a choice of three rather high level spells, and you (unlike with ropetrick) can cast it as much as you want though at the cost of PP.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #273 on: December 12, 2011, 10:14:45 pm »

The odds are not in our favor, but the box is so tempting...
Ok, lets do it.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #274 on: December 12, 2011, 10:18:02 pm »

Ooooh, all rather hard decisions... I'm torn between the weapon or the spell. Ask him what type of weapon will he provide us with, now that we have brand new vocal cords. Also, have a look over the remains of our foes, see what they were carrying.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #275 on: December 12, 2011, 10:31:29 pm »

"what Kind Of weapon are we talkin-WHATSINTHEBOX?" You shout trying to take him by surprise. as you check out the gear of the adventures. Ugh It's all blessed. You can't use that. It burn you like fire, Unless you had someway to restrain or alter your aura. Well since they we coming to kill a master necromancer they wouldn't want to be using anything else.

The box by the way gets a roll and can be anything at all... It Could even be a Boat!
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #276 on: December 12, 2011, 10:35:17 pm »

None will be able to stop us when we are on a boat.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #277 on: December 12, 2011, 10:44:22 pm »

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Riiiiight. Forget the box. It honestly reminds me of team fortress 2 crates, you MAY get something nice, or you would get screwed over completely.

Just ask for details on what spells he could give us and what type of magic weapon, you know, things that will be of definate use?
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #278 on: December 12, 2011, 10:59:37 pm »

Oh crap forgot to give Zargy a reply. My bad.

"You'll either get a nice sword or a Very nice knife." Varol-Zargs replies cheerfully.

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #279 on: December 13, 2011, 12:41:12 am »

Spells! Go for spells!

Everything else we can probably, eventually, acquire on our own, and more importantly, /lose/.

Spells, though... Spells are forever.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #280 on: December 13, 2011, 01:15:29 am »

"What spells exactly are we talking about here?" You ask cautiously
"Haahh You're a suspicious one aren't you? Fine The spells are:
Mace Of the Unliving, A spell which kills your enemies and provides you with a nice weapon, provided you can weild it,
Unliving dominion which allows a flesh golem To posses or control other undead without draining their soul.
Flesh of Phantom Which renders you Intangible and/or invisble for a constant drain on your energy.
If you want a more detailed description of a particular spell ask and i'll give more details."




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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #281 on: December 13, 2011, 02:14:15 am »

here is a concise history of necromancy. I may have left something out or screwed up some math. So it'll be subject to revision at a later date if need be.

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #282 on: December 13, 2011, 06:13:31 am »

O_O

Flesh of Phantom! FLESH OF PHANTOM!
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #283 on: December 13, 2011, 07:19:21 am »

Man... They are all pretty good, it's too hard to choose! I'm split between either the knife or Flesh of Phantom, which sounds better as Phantom of Flesh to be honest.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #284 on: December 13, 2011, 07:47:08 am »

Nooo, unliving dominion! WE WILL BECOME NECROMANCER!

Our undead can go out and collect souls to return to us, and we can drain them to power ourselves... it will be wonderful!
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