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Author Topic: You are Flesh golem INSTANT DEATH ENDGAME.  (Read 49780 times)

Zako

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #255 on: December 11, 2011, 05:56:12 pm »
Nah, just let this guy handle it, we don't have the power points to do anything right now. Plan for revenge though.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #256 on: December 11, 2011, 06:35:12 pm »
Oh, right, we are almost out of power. I guess we let him greet the visitor then.
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Soaplent green is goblins!

Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #257 on: December 12, 2011, 11:16:56 am »
Varol-Zarg strides over to the door, and just as he reaches for the handle it breaks open in a burst of splinters.
"now i have to get that fixed." he mutters unhappily.
"Alright what's so important that yo-" Zargs manages to say before a sword swings towards his head. The stops a hairsbreadth from His Face held by an invisible force.
A wild group of {6} adventurers has appeared! (2 Paladins, 1 Antimage, 3 warriors. Paladins are trained to counter necromancy and antimages are immune to all magic and nullify most spells nearby)
"Varol-Zarg! Scourge of Donlan! Your Time has Come! Face your doom! FOR BRUGE!"
Elena Has gained 200 PP! Elena Is Overpowered! Warning Any more excess Powerpoints and you will explode in a phrenetic orgy of Necromatic DOOM!
""Gol- Elena! I'll reward you if you prove you're uselful Kill half of these clowns!" Zarg shout before pulling a plot sword off the convieniently placed wall display.
"Engarde Motherfucker!

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The obvious actions are:
Help Zarg.
Help Adventures.
KILL EVERYONE.
Abscond.
Do Nothing.
Take a Sixth Option.
« Last Edit: December 12, 2011, 11:31:17 am by Monkeyfacedprickleback »
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Armok

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #258 on: December 12, 2011, 12:15:15 pm »
> help Zarg
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #259 on: December 12, 2011, 12:40:56 pm »
What Armok said.

Screech loudly, tackle the antimage, and do what you did to that poor puddle of maimed goblin to him, start with the limbs to keep him screaming longer for more demoralization. After you finish with him, proceed to poison a paladin, tear off the other paladin's arms, and beat a warrior with them if Zarg hasn't killed the rest.
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GlyphGryph

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #260 on: December 12, 2011, 01:00:33 pm »
Get the fuck out of there. We were hanging with Dothki because we KNEW we could kill him if we ever wanted or needed to.

Zarg?

We stick around, and we're a slave for life. We're better off on our own than sticking around here, especially with that huge power boost and the fact that we can speak now, so we're finally able to make it on our own.
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Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #261 on: December 12, 2011, 01:17:27 pm »
OOC

Zarg is fighting the paladins, the antimage and one of the warriors. The adventurers consider you to be a secondary threat because you just look like an armoured girl with a really dark aura. for those who can sense evil.

And you're still bound to dothki and until dothki dies no necromancer, not even Zarg (Maybe) can take dominance over you. It's a kind of geas/wish thing. Binding magic contract and all that. So It won't be "make it alone" so much abandon dothki then hit an invisible wall at the limit of Dothki's necromancer bond. You could make it out of Zarg's college for Magic though if you're dead set on fleeing.
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GlyphGryph

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« Reply #262 on: December 12, 2011, 01:24:43 pm »
It seems quite likely that Zarg will kill Dothki, though. Honestly.

Does it look like the adventurers have a chance against Zarg if we bail, or are they dead meat?
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #263 on: December 12, 2011, 01:54:08 pm »
Lets just kill half of them like he asked, he said he has a reward if we do so.
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« Reply #264 on: December 12, 2011, 02:00:07 pm »
I think we should help Zarg; he could have destroyed us already if he wanted, and he wouldn't take posession of us because that would interfere with any other undead he controls. Also we might get Zarg to grant us some way to get more energy without a necromancer, or maybe a nondetection enchantment.

We should take out the anti-mage by throwing a knife or two through him with our MONSTROUS PHYSIQUE, then go after the paladins with our sword.
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GlyphGryph

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #265 on: December 12, 2011, 02:06:48 pm »
If we're going to attack, slip around behind them first while they are distracted.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #266 on: December 12, 2011, 02:30:45 pm »
We are overpowered, I don't think it would really matter if we got stabbed several times, I vote for frontal tactics.
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Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #267 on: December 12, 2011, 03:03:50 pm »
You try to slip around the adventures, But two of the warriors keep a watchful eye on you. They won't let you flank them. Sighing at a easy job made difficult You throw A pair of daggers at the antimage using your lower arms but a warrior catches them on his shield. Up seein you hidden limbs the warriors realise that you are no ordinary solidier and call a paladin, clad in iron full plate, to help them. As soon as the Paladin comes into range you promptly cut his sword-hand off, He without missing a step bashes you in the face with his shield. A warrior attempts to stab you but you dodge and counter attack splitting his skull with your Iron bastard sword. Brain chunk splatter the walls and you feel at peace. The Other warrior  swings his axe at your legs but you jump away, giving your self some room to use your sword.

Varol-Zarg is holding off the preist, paladin and antimage with a stunning display of swordmanship. You get the feeling he is just playing with them, as none of the cuts he inflicts are anything more then painful. That and the numerous puns he keeps shouting.
He isn't taking this seriously At All.

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EveryZig

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #268 on: December 12, 2011, 03:14:55 pm »
Finish the warrior, then throw some darts at the antimage. If we get too close to that guy he will probably drain some of our tasty power.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #269 on: December 12, 2011, 03:34:49 pm »
We still need to pull a Wookie and tear someone's arms off and use them to beat another person senseless.
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