Topic: You are Flesh golem INSTANT DEATH ENDGAME. (Read 48904 times)

Monkeyfacedprickleback · « **Reply #240 on:** December 09, 2011, 01:04:38 am »

Quote from: EveryZig on December 09, 2011, 12:59:56 am

All I can think of that Dothki really wants from him is recognition for his achievement (and perceived awesomeness). He should probably tell Zarg that he has no intention of attacking this city, as the subjects of his vengeance live elsewhere.
Now that I think about it, I am not sure exactly why he came here. It seemed like a good idea at the time I guess.

Seriously. I was thinking "oh hey they can finally go kill that village they Hate and get the plot really moving. Oh wait they're going to the city I didn't want them to go to yet but put up there for freedom of choice. Time to write up some more plot."
It's shit like that that makes me want to just have characters randoly go into homerotic makeouts and just troll every player and lurker here. ZargsXDothkiXArven threesome.

Monkeyfacedprickleback · « **Reply #241 on:** December 09, 2011, 11:27:47 am »

Dothki tells Varol-Zarg about his circumstances, How he Made his golem and all the events leading up to this point. He finishes with
"So my bloody murdeerous slaughter will be far from your fine city so you have nothing to worry about"
Dothki says this with what he thinks is a winning smile.
"So you're going to wipe out an entire town of mostly innocent people... Because they hurt you feelings?"
Zarg Sighs wearily.
"Haaaah. Fine whatever. Not my problem. But that still doesn't explain what you're doing in my city. Does it now? Well No matter the reason I have a few other more pressing matters concrning you. First. Where did you learn to make flesh golems?

How shall you answer this fair question?

Be honest. Tell him you read it in a book.
Lie. tell you were apprenticed to a master necromancer.
Agress. Throw a fire ball into Varol-Zargs' face and order Elena to Attack him.
Abscond. Run away like a bat fleeing hell.
[remain silent] Examine Varol-Zarg.
Take a fifth Option.

EveryZig · « **Reply #242 on:** December 09, 2011, 01:01:29 pm »

It is probably best to just say you read it in a book. He probably knows all the master necromancers.

Armok · « **Reply #243 on:** December 09, 2011, 01:07:35 pm »

> declare your randoly homoerotic attraction to him, engage in sloppy makeouts.

more seriously:
> Be honest. You read it in a book, and just went here to get some rest from needing to be so secretive and paranoid all the time, and maybe get your ego boosted a bit. Also point out that since he doesn't need it himself, and other people making flesh golems seems an annoyance, he probably shouldn't tell everyone you have a book that can be stolen.

EveryZig · « **Reply #244 on:** December 09, 2011, 01:08:52 pm »

And prepare to ABSCOND if he tries to take your book.

Monkeyfacedprickleback · « **Reply #245 on:** December 09, 2011, 02:31:52 pm »

Dothki professes his undying love and admiration for Varol-zarg and Initiates a sloppy makeout session. Zargs being ancient beyond belief, has been around the block a few times and has tried every Fetish and perversion. After a half hour make out session they invite Elena, Priscilla and the overly friendly neighbours for a sexy amputee undead orgy Heh. no.

Dothki Decides to be honest and shows Varol the Tome of Fleshcrafting.
"really after Making Elena I decided I needed a rest from all the paranoia and secrets before I go on my murderous rampage."
Zarg flips through the book for a while then starts to chuckle.
"Heh heh. Did you actually do the thing with the teacups? Pfft. Really? HA! When I wrote this book I didn't think Anyone Would actually use the teacups. Heh. Well onto business. I'll let you keep this for now. Just don't let it fall into the wro- well Worse Hands. However for now before we, or rather I let you practice necromancy in MY You'll need to pass a little test. I'll let you choose which one."

So what will Dothki choose?
The trial of pain.
the trial of agony.
the trial of infinite itching.
The trial of suffering
The trial of Torment.
The trial of torture.
the trial maths and public speaking.
Or The trial of the Dance-Off

*hint: 6 of these are exactly the same.*

Armok · « **Reply #246 on:** December 09, 2011, 03:20:16 pm »

> the trial maths and public speaking.

Monkeyfacedprickleback · « **Reply #247 on:** December 09, 2011, 05:49:11 pm »

"the trial of Maths and public speaking eh? Fair enough then."
Varol-Zarg click his fingers twice and a trap door opens under half of dothki's chair. Dothki manages to jump off the chair and avoid falling into the pittrap.
Zarg stars at dothki for a moment,the getures at the Hole in the ground.
"If you don't mind could you just sorta...You know, Jump?"
Dothki shakes his head slowly, preparing to Abscond the hell out of here, but just as his muscles tense for flight an invisible Fist of air clouts him in the side of the head and he tumbles into the Pit dissapearing from view.

You are Now alone with Vaol-Zarg.

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EveryZig · « **Reply #248 on:** December 10, 2011, 01:54:49 pm »

Gesture as to whether we should follow.

Zako · « **Reply #249 on:** December 10, 2011, 09:33:59 pm »

Fuck that, rip his arms off and then jump down if you FEEL like it. Otherwise, leave and go on your merry way if you feel that our necromancer is dead.

EveryZig · « **Reply #250 on:** December 10, 2011, 10:07:54 pm »

He can probably just de-animate us if he wants to, with the whole 'master of death magic' thing.

scout890 · « **Reply #251 on:** December 11, 2011, 03:37:43 am »

look into the pit

Monkeyfacedprickleback · « **Reply #252 on:** December 11, 2011, 11:58:06 am »

You Lunge at Varol-Zarg!
You have lost 90 Power points. Warning! if you lose anymore your souls will escape.
Zarol-Varg doesn't even blink.
"Now thats enough of that, Wouldn't want to get you hurt would we now?. I sent Dothki away so you and I could have a little chat. Now tell me, Why haven't you killed dothki yet? If I read that book right There should be little stopping you.
"GRargth"
"Ahh you can't speak. Well that's inconvenient. Let's do something about that shall we?"
Varol Walks over and opens a door revealing a somewhat familiar room, much like the ones Dothki used to modify you, With a large stone operating table in the middle and a intricate magic square and the ground.
You are picked up by an invisible force and float over onto the table and Zargs begins the process of replacing your current vocal chordes with something capable of speech.

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Monkeyfacedprickleback · « **Reply #253 on:** December 11, 2011, 01:03:14 pm »

After The modification Zargs Take Elena out to his office, to the sound of Loud banging. It sounds like someone is taking a battering ram To Varol-Zarg's office door. Who could that be?

EveryZig · « **Reply #254 on:** December 11, 2011, 01:08:04 pm »

Look to see who it is. Maybe it is another guy with a flesh golem.

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