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Author Topic: You are Flesh golem INSTANT DEATH ENDGAME.  (Read 49878 times)

EveryZig

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #180 on: November 28, 2011, 11:37:48 pm »

That is the one we are currently in, right?
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #181 on: November 28, 2011, 11:44:55 pm »

No you're in the one with the tiny red dot. Grunheime. You came to Grunheime to learn magic so you could murder the village who shunned you for being a bastard child of two married couples. As in your married father was sleeping another mans wife. And You were born as a result so everyone hates you.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #182 on: November 29, 2011, 03:43:01 am »

You still have time to try to fix the boat yourself or maybe Get one of your unusually friendly Neighbours to fix it for you
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #183 on: November 29, 2011, 05:03:39 am »

Why work hard, when you can have someone else do it for you? Have our neighbours help (do it for) us.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #184 on: November 29, 2011, 07:48:39 am »

Dothki figures that the task of repairing his newly aquired boat should go to someone with a little more experience the Elena, And walks over to his carpenter neighbour's house to ask for aid ... His Nieghbour is More then happy to help Dothki out In fact he is overjoyed. Not only does he fix the boat and give it a nice concealing brown paint "So you don't scare off the fish" But he puts in his old spare fishing tackle box. He then After noting the poor quality of the Tunnel braces the walls and lays down a plank floor. His wife serves Iced tea while Dothki waits.


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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #185 on: November 29, 2011, 06:26:26 pm »

The escape route is complete and well maintained. For extra protection dothki casts a camoflage spell on his boat to make it harder to spot.
give the late hour Dothki goes to bed.

Dothki is woken by A loud insistent banging on the front door. Probably one of those pesky, but useful neighbours.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #186 on: November 29, 2011, 06:32:43 pm »

He should still look through the window to see if it is. (If he does not have one of those slots for looking through in his door, he should add one when he has the chance.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #187 on: November 29, 2011, 07:32:34 pm »

*Bang Bang Bang*
"This is the city guard! In the Name of the count And his royal majesty Open This Door!"


Oh. Thats bad.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #188 on: November 30, 2011, 03:20:49 pm »

With the guards Beating down His door Dothki thinks now would be a good time to visit his old hometown. instructing Elena to grab his hoard of gold he quickly ushers his dogs into the boat. With one golem, one Full grown male, one chest of gold and  6 dogs this small fishing boat is a little crowded. Good thing it's not a dinghy.

Elena, dothki and the six dogs quietly float away quietly slowly leaving the city. With a little trouble they manage to get out the river gates with all the fisher boats and merchant vessals

Where will they go now?
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EveryZig

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #189 on: November 30, 2011, 03:27:21 pm »

Probably somewhere not it a city, in case the guards communicate with guards from other cities.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #190 on: November 30, 2011, 07:07:10 pm »

> Your master seems bothered by the amount of space you're taking! Swallow a lot of air and hang behind the boat.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #191 on: November 30, 2011, 09:03:40 pm »

Taking the initiave you jump behind the boat, after swallowing a Large amout of air. You grab onto the boat with your main arms and start kicking, helping the boat move faster. To the ocean! All of your clothes and possesions are now wet. Your master looks at you, sighs while shaking his head hopelessly and then takes the oars and starts rowing.

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #192 on: November 30, 2011, 09:18:23 pm »

I don't know if the 'neighbors like and trust you' part is applicable since they are no longer our neighbors as we no longer live there.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #193 on: November 30, 2011, 09:31:41 pm »

What you're Just going to abandon those nice folk? What are You some kind of Unholy undead abomination? And I leave that there until you get new neighbours. Or at new people who you come into contact with, whoy you can build a reputation with.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #194 on: November 30, 2011, 10:27:58 pm »

Our neighbors were nice, but their neighbors happened to be the city guard.
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