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Author Topic: You are Flesh golem INSTANT DEATH ENDGAME.  (Read 48923 times)

EveryZig

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #150 on: November 23, 2011, 02:32:51 pm »

He should probably go to bed early. It has been  long day of thug killing and body part scattering.

Possible name for the golem -> Elena
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #151 on: November 23, 2011, 04:55:56 pm »

Elena work.

(Also; this game is AWESOME! )
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #152 on: November 23, 2011, 07:17:18 pm »

Dothki insouciantly gives his golem the name Elena. After a character in a favorite book of his. Then after feeding the dogs and making sure they're brushed and healthy he Commands Elena to stand guard in case of intruders. And to make sure to make no suspicious actions until we get some curtains for those damnable windows. Dothki then retires early, so he can get an early start in the morning.

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #153 on: November 24, 2011, 06:27:49 am »

Well, considering this seems partially DnD based... Something from a troll to help power restoration, or at least make healing not require so much of it?
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #154 on: November 25, 2011, 12:13:20 am »

Shortly after dawn in the early hours of the morning a polite knock resounds from the front door, waking Dothki from his peaceful slumber, and Causing Elena to quietly unsheath her bastard sword. Experience has taught her that Door knocking will be followed by violence.

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #155 on: November 25, 2011, 01:15:08 am »

Does he have one of those door-windows we can look out of?

In any case we should probably put the sword away for now. Saving the time it would take to draw the sword is not worth loosing the element of surprise.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #156 on: November 25, 2011, 04:56:04 am »

In order to see whos knocking you would have to open the door.
While You sheathe your sword Dothki Hurries over to the door bleary eyed and with messy hair. After making an attempt to neaten himself He opens the door revealing:
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #157 on: November 25, 2011, 08:43:28 am »

"Hi There, Howdy! Welcome to the neighbourhood! I'm Irvarna and I'm head of the Welcoming Commitee! Since You Just moved in to the neighbourhood we thought we'd Throw a welcoming party For you Tonight! It's At my Home Just across the street! See You Tonight!"

 The overly cheerful and chipper woman shoves a welcome basket at Dothki before gesturing across the street towards her house. And You thought the docks was a bad neighbourhood.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #158 on: November 25, 2011, 09:05:51 am »

> For all that is unholy: leave the golem at HOME, with orders to do NOTHING.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #159 on: November 25, 2011, 09:38:32 am »

But you still have the rest of the day to get ready or do anything else. Also what will you take to this party? A gift of food? A horrible killing machine? A large knife and bad intentions? A cake?
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #160 on: November 25, 2011, 09:59:56 am »

Take a bottle of wine (so you can drink it) and a hidden knife. If it's found, claim it's for self protection. Can't be too safe what with all these muggers hanging around lately!
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #161 on: November 25, 2011, 12:11:28 pm »

Just a heads up the next update will probably take a long time 'cos I have to write all the dialog and come up with the more probable final outcomes. Plus with the constant lure of skyrim, don't expect an update for a while. The whole writing for this subplot is made more difficult because I have never actually Been to a dinner party.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #162 on: November 25, 2011, 07:14:03 pm »

Dothki puts on his best clothes, buys a bottle of wine, Hides one of Elena's Daggers in his sleeve and orders her To stay home and stand somewhere where noone could see her. He then head across the street to go to this "welcoming party". He'd been in the company of corpses to long that he had begun to miss recognisable conversation.

Upon entering the house  somebody threw a basketful of flowers at dothki and some of his suspiciously friendly neighbours gave him Gifts of soap and meat and a rather nice jackknife. Oh Isn't that nice of them. After being Introduced to the whole crowd of 15 of your nearst neighbours you realise that while the docks may have a bad reputation due to it's shoddy run down appearence the people living here are, as if in defiance to their surroundings, theNicest people you have ever met. You didn't even need to bring the wine silly, It's your party, so they would provide the drinks. Your very presence is a present. Seriously they're totally overjoyed. You are their catnip and they just want to roll in you all day. Sunshine and butterflies forever. These are the almost nicest people in the world, pure resounding goodness through and through. They just want you to be happy because that make them happy.


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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #163 on: November 25, 2011, 07:35:41 pm »

Maybe they are in disguise! My god, ITS A TRAP!
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #164 on: November 25, 2011, 07:59:59 pm »

There arn't any pretty boy crossdressers in this game... yet.
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