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Author Topic: 40k/Whatever Reality Show/General Tomfoolary  (Read 3985 times)

Dsarker

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Re: 40k/Whatever Reality Show/General Tomfoolary
« Reply #30 on: November 13, 2011, 04:05:01 am »

"WEZ LOOTED HIM, YA HUMIE WEAKLING!" The sluggacolt kicks out, sending the space marine flying across the room and embeding him in the wall.
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Re: 40k/Whatever Reality Show/General Tomfoolary
« Reply #31 on: November 13, 2011, 06:03:57 am »

*The warlock picks himself of the floor* Ugh... what did i drink? Mon-keigh rot-gut?, it tastes like it was an attemp from Ynnead to bring me to him...
*notices random assortment of space marine, an damn horsey thing with an iron jaw fighting, and humans plus some things he dont know what they are*
AH BUT COME ON. GIVE ME A BREAK!
« Last Edit: November 13, 2011, 08:01:36 am by Ahra »
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And then the horror hits: This was just spring.
We are SOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucked.
Quite fucked indeed.

Dsarker

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Re: 40k/Whatever Reality Show/General Tomfoolary
« Reply #32 on: November 13, 2011, 07:06:50 am »

They're not 'damn small'. They're as large as a rough rider's mount.
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Re: 40k/Whatever Reality Show/General Tomfoolary
« Reply #33 on: November 13, 2011, 08:20:36 am »

The TV flickers on, and a green fanged figure with a top hat appears on the monitor. The figure begins to speak,” Hello, contestants and welcome to your new home for the rest of the year" The figure motions around the room and , "You will find keys to your rooms on your persons, and the living quarters are upstairs; try not to kill each other."
A new universal quest has been given
Name: Get to your rooms
Difficulty: *
Reward:?
Info: Get into your room

Okay, here is how I will be doing quests:
Universal quests: Everyone has to/can do them.
Personal Quest: A quest given to you a housemate.
Ye olde town quest: A quest given to you by an NPC(PM me for NPC ideas, I’m playing this by ear.)

Quest template:
Name: Pun or very brief name
Difficulty: How hard is the quest * is easy peasy lemon squeezy ;*****  is turn back now
Reward: The reward if it is stated.
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Re: 40k/Whatever Reality Show/General Tomfoolary
« Reply #34 on: November 13, 2011, 08:29:30 am »

"in my 179 years of life, this must be rock bottom..." *searches for keys*
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Quite fucked indeed.

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Re: 40k/Whatever Reality Show/General Tomfoolary
« Reply #35 on: November 13, 2011, 09:39:40 am »

Daniel thought.

"Look, it's obvious we are coming from different angles, possibly different times altogether. For example, I am from England in 1839, and I am pretty sure I'm not a spy." He felt very uncomfortable being around these strangers, and wanted to get out as soon as possible. He could hear his voice shaking. "Please, don't kill me, cos I have a lantern. Filled with oil, and if I can find a tinderbox on me I can set you alight!" He waved the lantern in an unfriendly way. "So let's play nice!"
« Last Edit: November 13, 2011, 09:43:08 am by Fniff »
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Re: 40k/Whatever Reality Show/General Tomfoolary
« Reply #36 on: November 13, 2011, 11:52:28 am »

"we do not fight for nothing Mon-keigh, but if we are to stay together for an year, lets introduce ourselfs"
"im Ahra,Eldar,Ulthwe from your calendar i would think im from your 41st millenia, as for the space marine
oh wait i found my keys, how did they shove them in my helm without waking me up?"
« Last Edit: November 13, 2011, 11:59:45 am by Ahra »
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We are SOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucked.
Quite fucked indeed.

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Re: 40k/Whatever Reality Show/General Tomfoolary
« Reply #37 on: November 13, 2011, 12:01:41 pm »

Wulfric rips himself from the wall, and stumbles forward as his arm remains imbedded. He lift the pistol, and lets loose two bullets which shatter the stone holding his arm, and he takes a step back. Wulfric then reaches into a small pocket on his left hip, and pulls out a key, a straight rectangular shape about 6 inches long, and half an inch thick with holes, and lines cut out of it at varying places.
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Re: 40k/Whatever Reality Show/General Tomfoolary
« Reply #38 on: November 13, 2011, 12:11:34 pm »

*goes up the stairs to his room muttering about how he dont remember signing up for this*
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Quite fucked indeed.

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Re: 40k/Whatever Reality Show/General Tomfoolary
« Reply #39 on: November 13, 2011, 12:33:47 pm »

Virskria looked around the room with a disapproving glance and reached into her jacket pocket. Taking out the keys she went upstairs, following the "Eldar". But not before giving a predatory smile to Daniel, he reminded her of John in some ways.
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Re: 40k/Whatever Reality Show/General Tomfoolary
« Reply #40 on: November 13, 2011, 12:51:31 pm »

The cat tries to find a quieter place to sleep.
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Re: 40k/Whatever Reality Show/General Tomfoolary
« Reply #41 on: November 13, 2011, 01:10:18 pm »

The lights went out. Daniel heard something slamming the door open. The rest were slaughtered within seconds. Daniel screamed as loud as he could. He dropped the lamp as the tall beast grabbed him by the neck. He felt it's metallic claws pierce his throat. He barely managed to escape before it's huge claw ripped his head off. Daniel stumbled out of the room and saw a door leading to the light. He ran quickly, opening the door. It was locked. He screamed in fear as he tried to bash against the door. The creature drew closer and closer.

Daniel was killed by the creature. Again. And again.

Alexander always ties up loose ends...

Daniel gasped against the wall. Did that happen? Was it just a hallucination?

"Oh... Oh God... What..." He choked on fear.

Health: All is Good
Sanity: ...
« Last Edit: November 13, 2011, 01:15:07 pm by Fniff »
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Re: 40k/Whatever Reality Show/General Tomfoolary
« Reply #42 on: November 13, 2011, 02:03:08 pm »

Daniel's scream jolted Sinden out of his train of thought.

"Tzeentch, why did you do this to me?"

Removing a key from one of the pockets of his robe, he walked slowly towards the sound of the disturbance.
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Re: 40k/Whatever Reality Show/General Tomfoolary
« Reply #43 on: November 13, 2011, 02:47:04 pm »

Daniel noted where he was. A hallway filled with doors. He was to the left of one marked "D", which wasn't exactly that ornate. He opened it. Well, it wasn't exactly up to Brennenburg pre-shadow standards, but it was okay. It had a bed, nightstand and a writing desk. Daniel turned to Sinden.

"Oh, I am really sorry, it's just that..." Daniel was shaking. "I... I see things, occasionally. Just when I get nervous or if I'm in the dark... I think it was just going into Brennenburg. It had a lot of things in it I'd rather not see. Still, I'm glad I'm around people now. The only person with a lick of sanity was Agrippa in there, and he was rather... Well."

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Re: 40k/Whatever Reality Show/General Tomfoolary
« Reply #44 on: November 13, 2011, 03:28:35 pm »

Da colt looked through 'is pocketz. Dere weren't much gubbinz in dere, 'e 'ad just enuff teef ta get a flash new choppa. Ooh, what was dis shiny t'ingie? Looked rite flash, it did. 'E looked around da hut, and saw a room dat just suited 'im. Was rite flash, even with a coat of blue paint. 'E WAAAGH!ed 'is way to it.
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