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[Pandarsenic]

The lights flicker.

"Y'know, the negotiations were going pretty well until about an hour ago, wouldn't you agree?"

The alien beside you does not reply. You don't remember its species.

"I mean, I think there were some good talks, some real good dialogue, up until an hour ago." An hour ago, the Haqhan Queen's eggs had hatched. It was a silly oversight - the diplomatic talks required those who could make binding agreements, and in a Haqhan hive, only a breeding Queen could. Combine that with that for a breeding Haqhan Queen, egg-laying is not optional or voluntary, top it off with the instincts of Haqhan young... well, suffice it to say, security could've been handled better.

Of course, that wasn't really your fault. After all you were just...

<A> A Diplomat. Did you seriously pay these incompetent security contractors to secure you only for this to happen?
<B> A Security Contractor. This shit totally happened on someone else's shift. Seriously.
<C> An Engineering Staff Member. You kept the ship in working order behind the scenes, and, well... this isn't really your area of expertise.
<D> A Secretary. You know the ship well enough that you've gotten this far, but your lack of clearance is becoming an issue.
<E> A Pilot. You were basically a glorified shuttlecraft chauffeur, and all of your useful skills are irrelevant to your immediate situation.
<F> A Chef. Oh heavens above why is this happening to you!?
<G> A Murderous Cyborg. Frankly, you're not sure how legal it was for you to be brought onto the station, or why you were brought, but now these damn Haqhans are stealing your prey!

[NativeForeigner]

F

[SirBayer]

<B>ulk Vanderhuge.

[Elfeater]

<B>ulk Vanderhuge.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

<F>

[monk12]

<F>uuuuuuuuuu-

bork bork bork!

[Pandarsenic]

If we're still set on F by the time I'm ready to update, Chef it shall be, but that is one of the harder choices.

[Kestrel_6]

Make it G. Make it so

[Pandarsenic]

G would be a totally different game, so no. Sorry. <_<

[Kestrel_6]

Damn. F then. Where are the Ssaros? Security would have been a cakewalk.

[Pandarsenic]

"I was lucky to survive, though not lucky to be a chef here and now," you muse. You ditched your hat at the first sign of trouble, grabbed-

Part of a light flickers, casting a brilliant shine on your cleaver.

"Of course, that wasn't the most important thing to my survival. Along the way, I found a dead body. When I saw what it had, I figured, hell, that poor bastard wasn't using any more... might as well take it." What you found was...

<A> A diplomatic staff key card. All the major paths of the station were suddenly quite available to you, including those of the various species' ambassadors' private quarters.
<B> A pistol. You'd been hoping that when you saw the dead security guard, he'd have a rifle or shotgun something, but the pistol isn't bad. Besides, the pistol has almost no recoil and you're not much of a shooter....
<C> A maintenance staff key card. This got you into the maintenance areas and the maintenance lockers.
<D> A radio. You got in touch with other survivors and evaded the worst of the infestation.
<E> A first-aid kit. Nothing like being able to patch up the wounds you get, and it has specialized equipment for any species you might come across. You're no doctor, but when you get down to it, this stuff is so well-automated by the corporate R&D teams that a child could perform brain surgery with it.
<F> A flashlight. Sometimes it's the simple things that count. Little things like being able to see a fair distance ahead of you.
<G> An upgrade to your DEATH ROBOT parts. Suck it, Haqhans!


Hurrr drew and forgot to post it:

[SirBayer]

<F>ffffffffffffflashlight. Seems wisest since we might then be able to see how this alien next to us was gruesomely slaughtered, which he obviously was.

[Pandarsenic]

<F>ffffffffffffflashlight. Seems wisest since we might then be able to see how this alien next to us was gruesomely slaughtered, which he obviously was.

I don't even know what you're talking about. Don't be ridiculous.

[Demonic Spoon]

A

[ansontan2000]

B- THE F*CKING PISTOL!