Today we are doing history, the first Blood Bowl match of the first tournament is about to begin, and the lucky teams to participate in it are... The Humans from The Confederations of Humor and The Goblins from The Imprisoned Disloyalty!
The four goblin thiefs furiously charge towards the human team, just to be encircled by ten of their players. First blood is drawn as one of the thiefs is badly injured. Rest of the goblin team is trying to pick the humans one by one while the thiefs are distracting most of the human team, what an amazing tactic and a great start for the first game in history!
Humans score one point, from first blood!
Humans 1 - Goblins 0
The goblin isolation tactic is a success! Two of the human teams most dangerous players are now isolated, and both arms of their star player Othla are cut open! One of the "distract thiefs" is getting beaten to a pulp by the human teams captain, Hibor the Lasher, while another "distractor" is being chased by five opponents, what a brilliant show of distraction tactics!
Humans 1 - Goblins 0
The human star player Othla has been struck down by a goblin crossbowmans fierce punch! Too late does the human team realize the clever goblin plan, what can be done? Will the human team survive from this fatal blow?
Goblins score one point, from a kill
Humans 1 - Goblins 1
This is amazing! The human player Stralir scores a touchdown while The Lasher finally kills Aspuz the annoying thief. The roles have been reversed, Is there still hope for the goblin team?
Humans score three points, one from a kill, two from a touchdown
Humans 4 - Goblins 1
As the goblin teams captain, Smunstu the Axeman, gets closer to a touchdown, the worst happens. The goblin team loses two more thiefs to the relentless assault of the human team. At this point the humans lead is just too much to overcome, but the goblins will not surrender! They are showing amazing courage and heart by still continuing to try!
Humans score two points, from two kills
Humans 6 - Goblins 1
OH! Yet another goblin is down, the game is getting boringly one sided and... Whats this? The goblin teams coach throws in the towel, this is a CRUSHING victory for the human team, the game has ended with the final score of 7-1 for the human team.
Humans score one point, from one kill
Humans 7 - Goblins 1
What a great start for the tournament indeed, the goblin team is badly crippled by its loss of trained players, but they took enough replacement players with them. The humans also have some players in reserve. Next match will be The Dwarves from The Urn of Furs against The Elves from The Fair Seals, stay tuned as the arrogant elves only brought 8 members with them.