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jamesadelong

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Re: Badger related fun
« Reply #15 on: November 11, 2011, 10:11:40 am »

Came for the badgers, stayed for the hilarity! :D

I stayed for the !!<<XxBadger Leather SocksxX>>!!

I truly wonder what this will evolve into...

Something obnoxious with annoying giant sized letters.

I SUMMON NECRO!
Necro, do what you do best!
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Re: Badger related fun
« Reply #16 on: November 11, 2011, 10:25:15 am »

He already was here, and I guess it should be obvious where his *hints* are going....
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It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's Fun and Dwarf Fortress.
My trade depot is set to flood with water at the pull of a lever.  It's deep in the tunnels with easy drainage.  I call it my "water for goods" trading policy.

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Re: Badger related fun
« Reply #17 on: November 11, 2011, 01:49:25 pm »

Came for the badgers, stayed for the hilarity! :D

I stayed for the !!<<XxBadger Leather SocksxX>>!!

I truly wonder what this will evolve into...

Something obnoxious with annoying giant sized letters.

I SUMMON NECRO!
Necro, do what you do best!
Necro + Socks = Trainwreck  :D

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Re: Badger related fun
« Reply #18 on: November 11, 2011, 02:30:09 pm »

Came for the badgers, stayed for the hilarity! :D

I stayed for the !!<<XxBadger Leather SocksxX>>!!

I truly wonder what this will evolve into...

Something obnoxious with annoying giant sized letters.

I SUMMON NECRO!
Necro, do what you do best!
I summon the dark magician and activate negate.
Phew.
So close.
Still have a bad feeling about this
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It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's Fun and Dwarf Fortress.
My trade depot is set to flood with water at the pull of a lever.  It's deep in the tunnels with easy drainage.  I call it my "water for goods" trading policy.

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Re: Badger related fun
« Reply #19 on: November 11, 2011, 02:35:26 pm »

Came for the badgers, stayed for the hilarity! :D

I stayed for the !!<<XxBadger Leather SocksxX>>!!

I truly wonder what this will evolve into...

Something obnoxious with annoying giant sized letters.

I SUMMON NECRO!
Necro, do what you do best!
*stands*
*kicks in door*
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Re: Badger related fun
« Reply #20 on: November 11, 2011, 02:36:49 pm »

Necro, only 2 actions before you scream magma?
Something wrong?
Don't you feel well?
Want to take a hot bath?
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It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's Fun and Dwarf Fortress.
My trade depot is set to flood with water at the pull of a lever.  It's deep in the tunnels with easy drainage.  I call it my "water for goods" trading policy.

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Re: Badger related fun
« Reply #21 on: November 11, 2011, 02:41:54 pm »

Necro, only 2 actions before you scream magma?
Something wrong?
Don't you feel well?
Want to take a hot bath?
Yeah, I have a bad sinus infection or someshit, and my eyes feel swollen as shit  :(

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Re: Badger related fun
« Reply #22 on: November 11, 2011, 02:47:43 pm »

Try dwarfen medicine, they will just cut out everything that doesnt work and you will be fine...
For some seconds at least.....
On rare occassions....
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It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's Fun and Dwarf Fortress.
My trade depot is set to flood with water at the pull of a lever.  It's deep in the tunnels with easy drainage.  I call it my "water for goods" trading policy.

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Re: Badger related fun
« Reply #23 on: November 11, 2011, 02:52:54 pm »

Just remember to use plenty of soap, you're worthy of a death far better than infection.
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Re: Badger related fun
« Reply #24 on: November 11, 2011, 03:03:23 pm »

Don't worry. When you do die, we have a gold sarcophagus forged in a magma forge atop an iron support (also magma forged) above the magma sea. When you die, we will be removing the support and dropping you into the very entity you were born from. Once there the gold will melt and you can swim in you beloved magma for eternity.

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Re: Badger related fun
« Reply #25 on: November 11, 2011, 03:05:46 pm »

Don't worry. When you do die, we have a gold sarcophagus forged in a magma forge atop an iron support (also magma forged) above the magma sea. When you die, we will be removing the support and dropping you into the very entity you were born from. Once there the gold will melt and you can swim in you beloved magma for eternity.

Bay12 forums: we do these things because we care.
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Re: Badger related fun
« Reply #26 on: November 11, 2011, 03:23:58 pm »

Bay12 forums: we do these things because we care.


And because we don't want your ghost to pull the lever that drops the whole fort to magma sea.
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Re: Badger related fun
« Reply #27 on: November 11, 2011, 04:32:15 pm »

Bay12 forums: we do these things because we care.


And because we don't want your ghost to pull the lever that drops the whole fort to magma sea.

And so the necrogheist was born :/

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Re: Badger related fun
« Reply #28 on: November 11, 2011, 04:41:37 pm »

Bay12 forums: we do these things because we care.


And because we don't want your ghost to pull the lever that drops the whole fort to magma sea.
Psh.  Necro will do that anyway!
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Re: Badger related fun
« Reply #29 on: November 12, 2011, 03:45:09 am »

Necro will start haunting the fort as soon as he dies, pulls the lever activating a timed system which drop the fort into the magma sea. While the timer is ticking, we bury him, and drop him into the magma.

So wait, what was this thread about again?
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