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Zyro

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Badger related fun
« on: November 09, 2011, 06:31:04 pm »
So I embarked on a heavily forested area as some space pirates (Metroid mod), thinking that wildlife probably wouldn't be any problem.Unfortunetly,a badger fractured and broke open the foot of my metalsmith and broke the leg and foot on my mason.Will it be possible to survive without and doctors on hand?I don't have beds or a hospital, either.
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Re: Badger related fun
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2011, 06:34:46 pm »
If they can't move, they surely will die, unless you get one of your dwarves to be an emergency medic, who will undoubtedly do a poor job, but may save their lives.


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Re: Badger related fun
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2011, 07:01:36 pm »
Any competent doctor would know to cauterize the wound.

*hint hint*
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Re: Badger related fun
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2011, 07:25:09 pm »
The metalsmith is currently hobbling around on a crutch,and the mason isn't being treated;Also, if you try to perform bone doctoring without tables or traction benches, it doesn't leave a bunch of *Pirate chunks* in the bed so much as a spattering of green pirate's blood which dyes the whole bed green.
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Re: Badger related fun
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2011, 07:25:24 pm »
What on earth ..

Alien invaders get bested by common forest animals?

 .... this has the potential for a great movie script!
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Re: Badger related fun
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2011, 12:16:40 am »
Quote from: Aspgren on November 09, 2011, 07:25:24 pm
What on earth ..

Alien invaders get bested by common forest animals?

 .... this has the potential for a great movie script!

Call Steven Spielberg, I'll get Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger!
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Re: Badger related fun
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2011, 04:37:48 am »
Stallone would make a convincing giant badger
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Re: Badger related fun
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2011, 05:59:26 am »
so would Schwarzenegger:

 "I'LL BE BADGER !!"
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Re: Badger related fun
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2011, 06:35:35 am »
Or badgermen.
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Re: Badger related fun
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2011, 02:07:18 pm »
And the dwarves send a Dwarf to befriend the badgers, learn their ways.

Then pull the lever when they least suspect it.

Plot twist is the dwarf.... Never mind.
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Re: Badger related fun
« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2011, 05:34:53 pm »
Came for the badgers, stayed for the hilarity! :D
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« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2011, 05:43:58 pm »
Quote from: jamesadelong on November 10, 2011, 05:34:53 pm
Came for the badgers, stayed for the hilarity! :D

I stayed for the !!<<XxBadger Leather SocksxX>>!!
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Zyro

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« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2011, 08:30:00 pm »
More fun:2 pirates are immobilized by a siege of badgers (Not a actual siege, they just came and left when my military showed up),and one migrant almost drowned by a carp.Just a side question,does it count as a kill if they die in a hospital?Or maybe flopping about with a leg broken and smashed open?I don't like badgers that regulary siege me AND being led by a group of "Squad leaders" that have their own titles.
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Re: Badger related fun
« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2011, 09:08:04 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on November 10, 2011, 05:43:58 pm
Quote from: jamesadelong on November 10, 2011, 05:34:53 pm
Came for the badgers, stayed for the hilarity! :D

I stayed for the !!<<XxBadger Leather SocksxX>>!!

I truly wonder what this will evolve into...
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When all you've got is an adjustable spanner and an entire freight warehouse of terrifying cogs and gears, everything looks like "just a prototype".
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You all turned Swordthunders into a bastion of madness that seems to warp in on itself under its own hatred of sanity.  I'm so happy!
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drowning babies everywhere o-o

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Re: Badger related fun
« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2011, 09:16:15 am »
Quote from: Oliolli on November 11, 2011, 09:08:04 am
Quote from: Loud Whispers on November 10, 2011, 05:43:58 pm
Quote from: jamesadelong on November 10, 2011, 05:34:53 pm
Came for the badgers, stayed for the hilarity! :D

I stayed for the !!<<XxBadger Leather SocksxX>>!!

I truly wonder what this will evolve into...

Something obnoxious with annoying giant sized letters.
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Quote from: Deus Machina on May 22, 2011, 06:14:35 am
The crossbow squad, 'The Bolts of Fleeing' wouldn't even show up.
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