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[BullDog]

I didn't mean read it...

Stay low and try to hide. Also repent of my sins and ask Lumithos for aid.

[lawastooshort]

Carry Fekod up and launch him onto the skiff! Jump after him onto the skiff and wrench all comers in the head. ((assist his endeavour))

[Dermonster]

Take out the bloody cloth, soak my ritual dagger in it, and search through my book in an attempt to find a useful ritual (In relation to our current situation) to cast. (Then cast it.)

[micelus]

Run into the main corridor and continue with plan!

[Gatleos]

Hmmm... you guys just might make it after all.
Turn 20 - Grimdark and Cheerleading

Get to higher ground near the slope down and leap onto the skiff while it passes. Begin eviscerating guards (except the one driving) while yelling "Drive, Drive! They're gaining on us!"
Assistance in this endeavor will be appreciated.

(...) You struggle about on the ground, utterly unable to move. You very nearly manage to fall over and further damage your leg, when suddenly Hilda descends upon you from above! She grabs onto your arm and tosses you high into the air, and you plummet to the ground just in time to land on the skiff! The Nazi guardsmen are taken by surprise! (ATT) (DEF) Still, however, the closest guard is easily able to dodge your feeble attempt at a melee attack. Before he can counterstrike, the skiff rams through the catwalk railing and sails over the water pumping station below, landing on the other side of the catwalk and heading on a crash course with the collapsed stairway!

Stay low and try to hide. Also repent of my sins and ask Lumithos for aid.

(...) You drop to your knees and pray to Lumithos for aid.

Thy apology hast been accepted, disciple. Thy blindness is partially cured.

You quickly scramble under the machinery in the center of the room, making yourself scarce!

Carry Fekod up and launch him onto the skiff! Jump after him onto the skiff and wrench all comers in the head. ((assist his endeavour))

(...) Despite your current status of cripple, you manage to crawl across the floor and fling yourself at Fekod! You perform a midair acrobatics routine, grabbing Fekod by the arm and tossing him up toward the approaching skiff! You then swing around the metal staircase, going airborne and just managing to grab onto the edge of the skiff! You hang on for dear life as the skiff flies through the air and Fekod fights the Nazi guardsmen atop it! The skiff speeds across the stone floor and slams into the stairway rubble, tossing all the passengers off!

Take out the bloody cloth, soak my ritual dagger in it, and search through my book in an attempt to find a useful ritual (In relation to our current situation) to cast. (Then cast it.)

(...) Pulling out the ritual dagger and soaking it in blood, you begin to search for an appropriate ritual. Grimdark Rituals can be even more dangerous than normal dark magic, as they often summon creatures of darkness who have no allegiance to the caster whatsoever. But desperate times call for des- the skiff flies past you, nearly knocking you off your feet! Now is no time for hesitation, it begins now!

Chanting in tongues, you thrust forward with the dagger and carve a bloody swathe through timespace itself! The rift widens, and an imp of darkness emerges from it! The imp immediately charges toward Fekod, Hilda and the Nazi guardsmen, all laying prone by the collapsed stairway.

Run into the main corridor and continue with plan!

(...) You drunkenly stumble up the stairs and toward the sloped hallway as the maintenance skiff zooms past, but quickly lose your sense of direction and have to sit down. Luckily, the maintenance skiff broke a fairly long piece off of the catwalk railing. You pick it up. MISSION COMPLETE

Status
Player: lawastooshort
Name: Hilda J Gherkin PhD (Agent Rouge)
Bio
Location: Underworks, Nazi Citadel
Inventory: A large wrench | Sexy Catsuit | Radio | Pain-Poms
Wounds: [HP:100/100] Broken Rib x2
Skills: Misc. Object Usage | One-Two Punch
Player: BullDog
Name: Zack The White (Agent Pearl)
Bio
Location: Underworks, Nazi Citadel
Inventory: Healing herbs | White Robes | Scripture of Lumithos | Origami Bonewalker
Wounds: [HP:100/100] | Blindness (Temporary)
Skills: Illiterate | First Aid | Light of Lumithos | Incandescent Orb | Salve of Lumithos
Player: dermonster
Name: Derm (Agent Fuchsia)
Bio
Location: Underworks, Nazi Citadel
Inventory: Pink Cloak | Tome of Eldritch Lore | Ritual Dagger | Booze Bottle | Bloody Cloth | Paper Gauze
Wounds: [HP:46/100] | Missing Tooth x5 | Heavy Bleeding
Skills: Necromancy | Raise Minion | Morph Undead
Companions: Bone Spicorpion | Zombie
Player: Sinpwn
Name: Fekod "The Master Explodinator" (Agent Pewter)
Bio
Location: Underworks, Nazi Citadel
Inventory: Old Faithful | Funky Hat | Leather Trench Coat | Eye Patch | Tabasco Sauce | Empty Bottle | Bandages x3
Wounds: [HP:50/100] Missing Left Eye | Missing Left Arm | Broken Leg | Heavy Bleeding x2
Skills: Explosives Expert
Player: micelus
Name: Baron James Ostal (Agent Heliotrope)
Bio
Location: Underworks, Nazi Citadel
Inventory: Skeleton Key | Balaclava | Cloak | Grappling Hook | Bandages | Metal Pole
Wounds: [HP:65/100] Minor Concussion
Skills: Master Thief

[lawastooshort]

Get Fekod (and me!) the hell out of the way of the ferocious imp and then wrench-melee any Nazis who aren't attacked by it.

[Dermonster]

"Heh, should be interestin'. Right you two, 's your time to shine. Let's do this."
Bone Spicorpion and zombie attack, I try to find a necromantic rotting spell.

[Sinpwn]

Pick off Nazis who flee away from the Imp.

[micelus]

Find something with gears and that looks important and jam it with the skiff.

[BullDog]

Rest, in the hopes of my blindness healing faster. Also, try to remember how to read and write.

[Gatleos]

Every story should have Nazis fighting zombies at some point. Okay, maybe not.
Turn 21 - Zombie vs. Nazi

Get Fekod (and me!) the hell out of the way of the ferocious imp and then wrench-melee any Nazis who aren't attacked by it.

(...) You try your hardest to drag Fekod out of the way, but can't overcome your broken ribs.

Bone Spicorpion and zombie attack, I try to find a necromantic rotting spell.

"Heh, should be interestin'. Right you two, 's your time to shine. Let's do this."
You point at the group of Nazis, and the zombie and Spircorpion attack!
(...) You search through the book. Unfortunately, you can't find a way to rot tissue that hasn't already been disconnected or partially destroyed.
The Bone Spicorpion leaps onto one of the Nazi guards! (ATT) (DEF) The guard is caught completely off-guard, and the Spicorpion gouges out his eyes with its tail! He screams in pain, rolling on the floor.
Meanwhile, the zombie lunges at another guard with his tentacles swinging! (ATT) (DEF) The Nazi guard reacts at lightning speed, rolling out of the way of the zombie's vicious swipe while standing up and drawing his weapon!

Pick off Nazis who flee away from the Imp.

The not-eye-gouged, still-prone Nazi laying next to you sees the approaching imp and tries to crawl away! (ATT) (DEF) The Nazi is preoccupied with scrambling away from the imp, and you take the opportunity to pin his hand to the floor with your bayonet! The Nazi thrashes about, bleeding from his hand and cursing!

Find something with gears and that looks important and jam it with the skiff.

(...) The skiff doesn't appear to be nearly light enough for you to lift, and you're nowhere near it. So, no.

The GM, assuming you meant the metal bar, rolls your action and writes the results accordingly. You drop the metal bar into the pit below, where it wedges between two gears. You're not sure if it's important or not.

Rest, in the hopes of my blindness healing faster. Also, try to remember how to read and write.

(...) Through the power of concentration, you will your ability to see back again! You blink a few times, rub your eyes, then look down at the book. Nope, still unintelligible. Your literacy is sure to come back soon, though.

The imp lunges at (...) Hilda, swinging at her with its sharp clawed hands! (ATT) (DEF) It slashes her across the face, leaving a large gash!

The Nazi guardsman raises his weapon and fires at the zombie! (ATT) (DEF) Several bullets slice through the zombie, shredding its arm!

Status
Player: lawastooshort
Name: Hilda J Gherkin PhD (Agent Rouge)
Bio
Location: Underworks, Nazi Citadel
Inventory: A large wrench | Sexy Catsuit | Radio | Pain-Poms
Wounds: [HP:95/100] Broken Rib x2 | Heavy Bleeding
Skills: Misc. Object Usage | One-Two Punch
Player: BullDog
Name: Zack The White (Agent Pearl)
Bio
Location: Underworks, Nazi Citadel
Inventory: Healing herbs | White Robes | Scripture of Lumithos | Origami Bonewalker
Wounds: [HP:100/100]
Skills: Illiterate | First Aid | Light of Lumithos | Incandescent Orb | Salve of Lumithos
Player: dermonster
Name: Derm (Agent Fuchsia)
Bio
Location: Underworks, Nazi Citadel
Inventory: Pink Cloak | Tome of Eldritch Lore | Ritual Dagger | Booze Bottle | Bloody Cloth | Paper Gauze
Wounds: [HP:50/100] | Missing Tooth x5 | Heavy Bleeding
Skills: Necromancy | Raise Minion | Morph Undead
Companions: Bone Spicorpion | Zombie
Player: Sinpwn
Name: Fekod "The Master Explodinator" (Agent Pewter)
Bio
Location: Underworks, Nazi Citadel
Inventory: Old Faithful | Funky Hat | Leather Trench Coat | Eye Patch | Tabasco Sauce | Empty Bottle | Bandages x3
Wounds: [HP:54/100] Missing Left Eye | Missing Left Arm | Broken Leg | Heavy Bleeding x2
Skills: Explosives Expert
Player: micelus
Name: Baron James Ostal (Agent Heliotrope)
Bio
Location: Underworks, Nazi Citadel
Inventory: Skeleton Key | Balaclava | Cloak | Grappling Hook | Bandages | Metal Pole
Wounds: [HP:69/100]
Skills: Master Thief

[Dermonster]

Me: Get over and drag Fekod out of immediant combat and to a high vantage point. "Your lucky I need some meatshields. Fire yer launcher thing!"BS: Go for the throat!Zombie: Keep on truckin'.

[Sinpwn]

Try to find some stuff on the ground to fire out of old faithful. Apply improvised ammunition to the nazi fighting the zombie.

[lawastooshort]

"You and your bloody imps Derm! Literally!!1"
Run around screaming wildly in pain before extensively taking out my rage in a wrench-based fashion on the bleeding-handed Nazi.
"Grarrh! You bloody Nazis!"

[micelus]

"Well, I feel dumb...er than usual."

After feeling a little more foolish, the baron goes off and looks for a passage that leads even deeper into the Underworks. And he offers a sincere prayer to the GM.