There should be a sitcom called "Cleric and Necromancer" about a devout follower of the divine and a dark worshiper of incomprehensible horrors sharing an apartment. It would be a smash hit.
Turn 18 - Blind OrigamiMorph zombie.
"Oi, ligkt guy, du me a fathor? Stoth my jaw fwom feeling like I jist spent a weeken at Aunt Gyr'bygs, pless?"
(...) The zombified Nazi guardsman convulses violently, and two sticky tentacles erupt from his chest! The bone spider crawls onto his head and falls asleep.
Zack turns his head in your direction. "What was that sound?!"
"Nuthink, nuthink. Justh heal my moth."
Head back out and carefully block the pipes with barrels and whatever I can find.
(...) You spend several minutes trying to understand the concept of enclosed piping, eventually coming to the conclusion that your plan is profoundly stupid.
Stretch a bit whilst standing guard so the party can regroup a little. Then explore beyond the door.
(...) Realizing that you haven't been anywhere near an object that could be reasonably described as a "door" for at least
6 turns half an hour, you instead elect to explore the surrounding area. Heading around the catwalk, you see James below fiddling with some barrels. At the other end of the room, you find a gently downward-sloping hallway leading toward a much larger room full of machinery. You can hear the sound of grinding gears and steam ahead. You can't go much further, due to your (still healing) ribs.
Attempt to once again pop my shoulder back into place.
"Oy, any chance I could get some assistance with me limbs?"
(...) Screaming at the top of your lungs, you hurl yourself violently at the wall! Your arm is crushed under your weight, and your shoulder is popped back into place! You bounce off the wall, tumbling head-first over the catwalk railing and landing next to James below.
Heal Derm's mouth, then ask him to lead me to Fekod so I can heal him.
(...) You reach over to Derm, grab his book, rip an entire chapter's worth of pages from it, and (somehow) manage to fashion it into an effective bandage. You wrap up Derm's mouth.
"Derm, can you lead me to Fekod?"
"You thore up mah book! It'th ruined!"
"Oops, sorry about that. Here, take this."
You fold an origami bonewalker from the remaining paper and hand it to Derm.
"It's your favorite animal, right?"
"UUUURRRGGGGHHHHHH"
Derm shoves you over the edge of the catwalk! You fall below, landing on the hard mesh floor next to Fekod. You take this chance to heal him, placing your hand on his leg. A light surrounds the broken bone, and the bone is held in place to allow for healing.
Status
Player: lawastooshort
Name: Hilda J Gherkin PhD
(Agent Rouge)BioLocation: Underworks, Nazi Citadel
Inventory: A large wrench |
Sexy Catsuit | Radio |
Pain-PomsWounds: [HP:100/100] Broken Rib x2Skills: Misc. Object Usage |
One-Two Punch
Player: BullDog
Name: Zack The White
(Agent Pearl)BioLocation: Water Pumping Station, Nazi Citadel
Inventory: Healing herbs |
White Robes |
Scripture of LumithosWounds: [HP:100/100] |
Blindness (Temporary)Skills: First Aid |
Light of Lumithos |
Incandescent Orb |
Salve of Lumithos
Player: dermonster
Name: Derm
(Agent Fuchsia)BioLocation: Underworks, Nazi Citadel
Inventory: Pink Cloak |
Tome of Eldritch Lore |
Ritual Dagger |
Booze Bottle |
Bloody Cloth |
Paper Gauze |
Origami BonewalkerWounds: [HP:38/100] |
Missing Tooth x5 |
Heavy BleedingSkills: Necromancy |
Raise Minion |
Morph UndeadCompanions: Bone Spicorpion |
Zombie
Player: Sinpwn
Name: Fekod "The Master Explodinator"
(Agent Pewter)BioLocation: Water Pumping Station, Nazi Citadel
Inventory: Old Faithful | Funky Hat | Leather Trench Coat | Eye Patch | Tabasco Sauce |
Empty Bottle |
Bandages x3Wounds: [HP:42/100] Missing Left Eye |
Missing Left Arm |
Broken Leg |
Heavy Bleeding x2Skills: Explosives Expert
Player: micelus
Name: Baron James Ostal
(Agent Heliotrope)BioLocation: Water Pumping Station, Nazi Citadel
Inventory: Skeleton Key | Balaclava |
Cloak | Grappling Hook |
BandagesWounds: [HP:57/100] Heavy BleedingSkills: Master Thief