lawastooshort:
your characters evil now kthnxbye
Turn 16 - What The Hell, Heroes?Start gibbering in tongues and send the Bone Spicorpion at him.
(ATT) (DEF) The Bone Spicorpion leaps onto the guard's face and begins crawling all over him! He screams and runs in circles, swatting at his face as the Spicorpion stabs at him with its tail!
Attempt to intimidate him by hopping on one foot and flailing my useless limbs while roaring incoherently.
(...) You leap to your feet, screaming and violently thrashing your limbs! The excitement is apparently too much for the (obviously old and weak) guard, and he enters cardiac arrest! He flails about pathetically, yelling for help in his crazy moon language. It sure would be a dick move to punch him in the head right now...
You feel lightheaded from all this vigorous activity and blood loss, and black out temporarily. You wake up to find Zack standing over you.
Hide inside the machine.
(...) Despite being nowhere near any danger, you decide to hide inside the water pumping machine. Welp, you're inside the machine. You can hear gears turning around you.
One-two-pain-pom him in the face (the Nazi)
You launch yourself at the defenseless old man, your fists burning with an unholy lust for blood!
(ONE!) (DEF) The Nazi guardsman doesn't even see you coming, and you clock him across the face with your spiked glove! His jaw is unhinged by the attack, and the rusty nails dig deep into his flesh and tear his face apart! He falls to the ground, trembling in a pool of his own blood.
(TWO!) (DEF) You descend upon him once more, bringing your other glove down upon his head! His skull is caved in by the force of the punch, greying out his brain and spattering you with the man's blood! You revel in the taste of it, laughing manically as you lick it off your face and stare at your victim with a wide-eyed, animalistic fervor. You stand over the mutilated corpse, savoring the murder thoroughly. Derm inches away from you, obviously creeped out.
Kick the nazi in the stomach. If he already dead or gone, then tear a piece of my robe off to bandage Fekod. Then study the scripture.
(...) Noticing that the guardsman has already been thoroughly... taken care of, you bend over a prone Fekod and bandage his chest with a torn off piece of your robe. All the bleeding has stopped! You take out the Scripture of Lumithos, flipping through it and studying the words within. Many of the words become clear to you, almost enough to begin learning some spells from the book!
Status
Player: lawastooshort
Name: Hilda J Gherkin PhD
(Agent Rouge)BioLocation: Underworks, Nazi Citadel
Inventory: A large wrench |
Sexy Catsuit | Radio |
Pain-PomsWounds: [HP:100/100] Broken Rib x2Skills: Misc. Object Usage |
One-Two Punch
Player: BullDog
Name: Zack The White
(Agent Pearl)BioLocation: Underworks, Nazi Citadel
Inventory: Healing herbs |
White Robes |
Scripture of LumithosWounds: [HP:98/100] Light BleedingSkills: First Aid |
Light of Lumithos |
Incandescent Orb
Player: dermonster
Name: Derm
(Agent Fuchsia)BioLocation: Underworks, Nazi Citadel
Inventory: Pink Cloak |
Tome of Eldritch Lore |
Ritual Dagger |
Booze Bottle |
Bloody ClothWounds: [HP:42/100] |
Missing Tooth x5 |
Heavy BleedingSkills: Necromancy |
Raise Minion |
Morph UndeadCompanions: Bone Spicorpion
Player: Sinpwn
Name: Fekod "The Master Explodinator"
(Agent Pewter)BioLocation: Underworks, Nazi Citadel
Inventory: Old Faithful | Funky Hat | Leather Trench Coat | Eye Patch | Tabasco Sauce |
Empty Bottle |
Bandages x3Wounds: [HP:34/100] Missing Left Eye |
Missing Left Arm |
Dislocated Right Shoulder |
Broken Leg |
Heavy Bleeding x2 |
Very Heavy BleedingSkills: Explosives Expert
Player: micelus
Name: Baron James Ostal
(Agent Heliotrope)BioLocation: Water Pumping Station, Nazi Citadel
Inventory: Skeleton Key | Balaclava |
Cloak | Grappling Hook |
BandagesWounds: [HP:49/100] Heavy BleedingSkills: Master Thief