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[BullDog]

"Thank you, agent Rouge."
Bandage up James and Fekod then follow the group while studying the scripture.

[Gatleos]

Sorry for the lack of update yesterday, I was stealing the advanced power armor from Navarro and buying a mega power fist.
Turn 12 - Facebrick

Raise tooth. Morph Tooth. Head off to the underworks.[/b]

(...) Your face collides with the solid brick wall, dashing your (mostly) intact smile to pieces. You fall to the ground once more, bleeding from the mouth. You now have three missing teeth, and are officially ugleh. You don't think to try and raise your teeth, mostly because you can't think at all right now.

Go back to the group and direct them to the Underworks. Run down and look around. Silently.

(...) "HEY GUYS I FOUND THE ENTRANCE COME ON LOL"
The city guard seems to have been distracted and headed toward the site of the tavern explosion on the other side of the city, but you catch someone's attention anyway. You hear yelling in the distance, so you quickly backflip down the stairs and find yourself in a short, under-city hallway. The end of the hallway overlooks a larger room, and you can hear working machinery ahead.

Offer Zack my bandages to heal up James. Follow group to underworks. If I have time thanks to the group's slowness think up a new cheerleading inspired pain-pom routine to show the girls back home. Let a stealthier member take point but don't stray too far from the lead.

(...) "Gosh Fekod, I like the look of that! Let's hope we get to see it in action! Come on chaps! It's time to go down!"
You throw your bandages at Zack and run (screaming) across the street toward the entrance to the Underworks. Partway there, you begin to hear mechanical noises from down the street. The noises begin to become more clear, and they sound like... something mechanical and bipedal. You hurry down the stairs toward James.

Follow the group to the underworks, look for a backup weapon on the way.

(...) You immediately collapse on the ground, twisting your broken leg into a horrifying position.

"Thank you, agent Rouge."
Bandage up James and Fekod then follow the group while studying the scripture.

(...) You quickly set to work, wrapping Hilda's bandages around James's gashes. He runs screaming down the street. You can't find any equipment to fix Fekod's leg, though, and you're out of bandages for his chest. If you could just immobilize the leg somehow...
You skim through a bit of the scripture, memorizing some of the symbols. You still can't understand what it says, though.

Status
Player: lawastooshort
Name: Hilda J Gherkin PhD (Agent Rouge)
Bio
Location: Underworks, Nazi Citadel
Inventory: A large wrench | Sexy Catsuit | Radio | Pain-Poms
Wounds: [HP:100/100]
Skills: Misc. Object Usage | One-Two Punch
Player: BullDog
Name: Zack The White (Agent Pearl)
Bio
Location: City, Nazi Citadel
Inventory: Healing herbs | White Robes | Scripture of Lumithos
Wounds: [HP:100/100]
Skills: First Aid | Light of Lumithos | Incandescent Orb
Player: dermonster
Name: Derm (Agent Fuchsia)
Bio
Location: City, Nazi Citadel
Inventory: Pink Cloak | Tome of Eldritch Lore | Ritual Dagger | Booze Bottle
Wounds: [HP:56/100] | Missing Tooth x3 | Light Bleeding x3
Skills: Necromancy | Raise Minion | Morph Undead
Player: Sinpwn
Name: Fekod "The Master Explodinator" (Agent Pewter)
Bio
Location: City, Nazi Citadel
Inventory: Old Faithful | Plastic Explosives x1 | Funky Hat | Leather Trench Coat | Eye Patch | Tabasco Sauce | Hard Liquor | Bandages
Wounds: [HP:64/100] Missing Left Eye | Missing Left Arm | Broken Leg | Heavy Bleeding x2 | Very Heavy Bleeding
Skills: Explosives Expert
Player: micelus
Name: Baron James Ostal (Agent Heliotrope)
Bio
Location: Underworks, Nazi Citadel
Inventory: Skeleton Key | Balaclava | Cloak | Grappling Hook | Bandages
Wounds: [HP:41/100] Heavy Bleeding x2
Skills: Master Thief

[Dermonster]

Raise teeth, morph teeth. Run down the entrance like a dentally challenged flamingo.

[lawastooshort]

Find and get into some total cover. Stealthily. Wait for my comrades. Mentally rehearse warm down routine 6b.


edit: I meant mentally rehearse although I guess mental rehearse could work.

[Sinpwn]

Crawl to the underworks, hide in a corner and bludgeon any Nazis that approach with Old Faithful.

[micelus]

Sneak into the room filled with machines. Observe what it does and how I could disable or break it without causing too much noise.

[BullDog]

Help Fekod to the underworks while looking for something to use as a splint.
If I find something then apply it to Fekod's leg.
If I still have time then continue my studying, in the hopes of learning healing magic.

[Gatleos]

Jeez. You guys are just now getting inside, and there are several heavy cuts, bruises, missing and broken limbs between you. I haven't even thrown many enemies at you, you've just been slowly murdering each other.
Turn 13 - Worst Infiltration Ever

Raise teeth, morph teeth. Run down the entrance like a dentally challenged flamingo.

(...) The teeth rattle around on the ground, given life by your hand, then begin to swirl around each other! They rip themselves apart, condensing into a new, larger form: a bone spider! The bone spider chitters and crawls about, then hops into the hood of your robe. You rush across the street and tumble down the stairs toward James and Hilda, once again slamming your face into the stone floor at the bottom and knocking out several more teeth! Your mouth is bleeding heavily.

Find and get into some total cover. Stealthily. Wait for my comrades. Mentally rehearse warm down routine 6b.

(...) You can't find any good cover in the steam tunnel, so you decide to run (still screaming) across the street to find some! You stop in the middle of the street, aware that the bipedal-mechanical-something is about to come around the corner about a block away.

Crawl to the underworks, hide in a corner and bludgeon any Nazis that approach with Old Faithful.

(...) Using Old Faithful as a crutch, you hobble across the street toward the Underworks entrance! About halfway there, Zack rudely pushes you to the ground!

Sneak into the room filled with machines. Observe what it does and how I could disable or break it without causing too much noise.

(..) At the end of the hallway you find yourself on a catwalk, which of course you immediately slip over the edge of and land in the room below. You hit the ground hard, which dazes you but luckily doesn't cause any injury. You hear yelling from the other end of the room. Someone heard you!

Help Fekod to the underworks while looking for something to use as a splint.
If I find something then apply it to Fekod's leg.
If I still have time then continue my studying, in the hopes of learning healing magic.

(...) You follow Fekod down the street, ready to catch him if he falls over. Suddenly, you trip on a stray glass bottle in the road and slam into Fekod, knocking him to the ground! Oops.

A bipedal steam-powered mecha piloted by a Nazi guardsman passes around the corner at the other end of the block, and starts heading this way to investigate the noises. It's not clear if he's seen you quite yet.

Status
Player: lawastooshort
Name: Hilda J Gherkin PhD (Agent Rouge)
Bio
Location: City, Nazi Citadel
Inventory: A large wrench | Sexy Catsuit | Radio | Pain-Poms
Wounds: [HP:100/100]
Skills: Misc. Object Usage | One-Two Punch
Player: BullDog
Name: Zack The White (Agent Pearl)
Bio
Location: City, Nazi Citadel
Inventory: Healing herbs | White Robes | Scripture of Lumithos
Wounds: [HP:100/100]
Skills: First Aid | Light of Lumithos | Incandescent Orb
Player: dermonster
Name: Derm (Agent Fuchsia)
Bio
Location: Underworks, Nazi Citadel
Inventory: Pink Cloak | Tome of Eldritch Lore | Ritual Dagger | Booze Bottle
Wounds: [HP:54/100] | Missing Tooth x5 | Heavy Bleeding
Skills: Necromancy | Raise Minion | Morph Undead
Companions: Bone Spider
Player: Sinpwn
Name: Fekod "The Master Explodinator" (Agent Pewter)
Bio
Location: City, Nazi Citadel
Inventory: Old Faithful | Plastic Explosives x1 | Funky Hat | Leather Trench Coat | Eye Patch | Tabasco Sauce | Hard Liquor | Bandages
Wounds: [HP:54/100] Missing Left Eye | Missing Left Arm | Broken Leg | Heavy Bleeding x2 | Very Heavy Bleeding
Skills: Explosives Expert
Player: micelus
Name: Baron James Ostal (Agent Heliotrope)
Bio
Location: Underworks, Nazi Citadel
Inventory: Skeleton Key | Balaclava | Cloak | Grappling Hook | Bandages
Wounds: [HP:45/100] Heavy Bleeding x2
Skills: Master Thief

[Dermonster]

Combine new missing teeth with bone spider. Give it a spiked tail thing. Call it... THE BONE SPICORPION! Tear off a bit of robe and sorta just... shove it in my mouth. Stop the bleeding.

[Sinpwn]

Continue hobbling away. If the nazi gets close enough, hide behind something. That something not being Zack or the nazi.

[micelus]

Loof for an exit or cover. If exit is found, quietly enter it. If no exit is found, hide behind or in cover.

[lawastooshort]

Stop screaming, at least audibly. Leap into cover with maximum stealth. Wonder why we have so few ranged weapons.

[BullDog]

Pick up the glass bottle if it is still near me then sneak to the underworks while helping Fekod if he falls. Hide if the nazi gets too close. Not behind Fekod or the nazi.

[Gatleos]

Still crossing the street. Yep.
Turn 14 - Cripple Escort Service

Combine new missing teeth with bone spider. Give it a spiked tail thing. Call it... THE BONE SPICORPION! Tear off a bit of robe and sorta just... shove it in my mouth. Stop the bleeding.

(...) The teeth swirl around each other, forming into a scorpion tail on the Bone Spider! You tear off a bit of robe and shove it into your mouth, slowing the bleeding a bit.

Continue hobbling away. If the nazi gets close enough, hide behind something. That something not being Zack or the nazi.

(...) You leap toward the stairs and almost break your other leg on the pavement, but Zack catches you just in time!

Loof for an exit or cover. If exit is found, quietly enter it. If no exit is found, hide behind or in cover.

(...) There are two sets of metal stairs, one near the approaching guard and the other at the other side of the room. You quickly jump around the corner and strafe along the wall, scoping out the room. It's a long, narrow room, composed of a walkway surrounding some kind of water pumping machine in the center. There's a catwalk above, circling the room and leading to hallways at either side. You run over to the staircase, evading the guard entirely. You can hear someone else coming down one of the hallways above.

Stop screaming, at least audibly. Leap into cover with maximum stealth. Wonder why we have so few ranged weapons.

(...) You clasp a hand over your mouth and leap to the side, hiding most of yourself inside the stairwell. The mecha pilot still hasn't seen anybody.

Pick up the glass bottle if it is still near me then sneak to the underworks while helping Fekod if he falls. Hide if the nazi gets too close. Not behind Fekod or the nazi.

(...) You reach over to prevent Fekod from injuring himself on the pavement, but he pulls you down with him and you both loudly collapse in the middle of the street! The bottle gets knocked further away.

The mecha pilot spots Zack and Fekod, and his mounted machine gun starts revving up!

Status
Player: lawastooshort
Name: Hilda J Gherkin PhD (Agent Rouge)
Bio
Location: City, Nazi Citadel
Inventory: A large wrench | Sexy Catsuit | Radio | Pain-Poms
Wounds: [HP:100/100]
Skills: Misc. Object Usage | One-Two Punch
Player: BullDog
Name: Zack The White (Agent Pearl)
Bio
Location: City, Nazi Citadel
Inventory: Healing herbs | White Robes | Scripture of Lumithos
Wounds: [HP:100/100]
Skills: First Aid | Light of Lumithos | Incandescent Orb
Player: dermonster
Name: Derm (Agent Fuchsia)
Bio
Location: Underworks, Nazi Citadel
Inventory: Pink Cloak | Tome of Eldritch Lore | Ritual Dagger | Booze Bottle | Bloody Cloth
Wounds: [HP:50/100] | Missing Tooth x5 | Heavy Bleeding
Skills: Necromancy | Raise Minion | Morph Undead
Companions: Bone Spicorpion
Player: Sinpwn
Name: Fekod "The Master Explodinator" (Agent Pewter)
Bio
Location: City, Nazi Citadel
Inventory: Old Faithful | Plastic Explosives x1 | Funky Hat | Leather Trench Coat | Eye Patch | Tabasco Sauce | Hard Liquor | Bandages
Wounds: [HP:44/100] Missing Left Eye | Missing Left Arm | Broken Leg | Heavy Bleeding x2 | Very Heavy Bleeding
Skills: Explosives Expert
Player: micelus
Name: Baron James Ostal (Agent Heliotrope)
Bio
Location: Underworks, Nazi Citadel
Inventory: Skeleton Key | Balaclava | Cloak | Grappling Hook | Bandages
Wounds: [HP:49/100] Heavy Bleeding x2
Skills: Master Thief

[Sinpwn]

Sweet mother of Armok...
Fire the last of the explosives towards the machine gun, take a big old swig of booze and hightail it down the stairs.