So I guess this turn takes place in the span of ten seconds.
Turn 9 - I Don't EvenPick it up and throw it way the hell away from us, preferably towards the Nazi bastards. Duck and cover!
Incidentally, you may want to help me with this.
(...) After fumbling about for a few moments with the C4, you project it clumsily into the front room!
Run down to the Underworks. Take the first entrance.
(...) You don't see any Underworks! In your indecisiveness, you don't seem to have gotten far enough from the tavern to avoid vaporization when it blows.
Pray to Lumithos to warp us to somewhere safe. If he can't then pray for him to protect us and to kill the Nazis.
Run up the stairs, blast the Nazis with holy beams of death if I can, else push/shove them out of way.
If any are still alive, throw the C4 at them and run out the front door/jump out a window, else throw the C4 out a window.
If the C4 is about to go off or is already thrown, then just run for it!
(...) You jump out in front of the Nazis, screaming and wildly flailing your arms! The group opens fire, ventilating every inch of your body with thousands of bullets and reducing you to a bloody mess of charred meat!
Use my acrobatic mind power to help derm throw the C4 down the stairs and then start getting Fekod out of the building on my back.
(...) You decide to go the safe route and get Fekod out of the bar- PFFFFFT hahahahahaha no seriously let's kill some Nazis.
Use my acrobatic mind power to help derm throw the C4 down the stairs and then start getting Fekod out of the building on my back.
Acrobatically dive towards the C4, picking it up and equipping it as a melee weapon in one smooth and well stretched and warmed up move before continuing my dive, straight down the stairs into the midst of the Steam Nazis. Melee them all. With the C4. Try to position my body between the C4 and Zack. Shout "Gosh!"
"Looks like I kept me promise, eh?" says Fekod as he tosses you the C4. Nodding, you cartwheel down the stairs and land gracefully on top of Zack's corpse in front of the Nazis. You then brandish the packet of C4. The Nazis scream and turn around to run up the stairs, but you begin violently beating them with the packet of C4!
Draw upon the combined power of my comrades to throw the suddenly supercharged explosives past mach one, into the nazis.
You toss the packet of C4 to Hilda.
"Looks like I kept me promise, eh?"
Hilda cartwheels down the stairs, and you crawl out into the front room.
NO! I DEFY YOU, STARS! FEEL THE FURY OF TEAMWORK! FEEL THE FURY OF THE MASTER EXPLODINATOR!Hilda continues to beat on the Nazis with the packet of C4.
GOSH GOLLY GEE WHIZ MOTHERFUCKEEEEEERS!!!The C4 detonates, blowing the tavern sky high and vaporizing everyone in- (or out-) side! There are no survivors.
"That's it, sir, timeline LX is done for.""Damn! How can one team screw this up in so many different ways?! ...How is team A doing?""Still alive, sir. They seem to be the only team left. But they won't last long, the Nazis are breaking down the tavern door.""...""Sir?""You said the team in timeline LX completely destroyed the tavern, correct?""Yes sir, they were all killed in the blast.""...That may be just the distraction we need. We're going to have to perform a transplant.""Colonel, we can't do that! These timelines are all too closely related! If this goes wrong, we could destroy local time-space around the impa-""I know the risks, Lieutenant!""Sir, General Orchid will have our heads for this! We can't-""I'll take all the heat from command. This was a direct order from me. Team A and timeline LX are our last hope."Status
Player: lawastooshort
Name: Hilda J Gherkin PhD
(Agent Rouge)BioLocation: Inventory: N/A
Wounds: [HP:0/100] |
Heavy Bleeding |
Very Heavy Bleeding x∞Skills: Misc. Object Usage |
One-Two Punch
Player: BullDog
Name: Zack The White
(Agent Pearl)BioLocation: Inventory: N/A
Wounds: [HP:0/100] |
Heavy Bleeding x957 |
Very Heavy Bleeding x∞Skills: First Aid |
Light of Lumithos |
Incandescent Orb
Player: dermonster
Name: Derm
(Agent Fuchsia)BioLocation: Inventory: N/A
Wounds: [HP:0/100] |
Very Heavy Bleeding x∞Skills: Necromancy |
Raise Minion |
Morph Undead
Player: Sinpwn
Name: Fekod "The Master Explodinator"
(Agent Pewter)BioLocation: Inventory: N/A
Wounds: [HP:0/100] Missing Left Eye |
Missing Left Arm |
Broken Leg |
Very Heavy Bleeding |
Very Heavy Bleeding x∞Skills: Explosives Expert
Player: micelus
Name: Baron James Ostal
(Agent Heliotrope)BioLocation: Inventory: N/A
Wounds: [HP:0/100] Heavy Bleeding x2 |
Very Heavy Bleeding x∞Skills: Master Thief