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Loud Whispers

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Re: Divorce
« Reply #30 on: November 10, 2011, 02:45:22 pm »
Come to think of it, this would explain the world's missing sock problem.

The dwarves have broken the fourth wall, and have been stockpiling socks ever since.
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Re: Divorce
« Reply #31 on: November 10, 2011, 02:47:52 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on November 10, 2011, 02:45:22 pm
Come to think of it, this would explain the world's missing sock problem.

The dwarves have broken the fourth wall, and have been stockpiling socks ever since.
Where did you think the eerie pits leaded to  ;D
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Loud Whispers

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Re: Divorce
« Reply #32 on: November 10, 2011, 02:50:18 pm »
Quote from: Necro910 on November 10, 2011, 02:47:52 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on November 10, 2011, 02:45:22 pm
Come to think of it, this would explain the world's missing sock problem.

The dwarves have broken the fourth wall, and have been stockpiling socks ever since.
Where did you think the eerie pits leaded to  ;D

A conveniently placed toilet?

I HAVE BEEN LIED TO ALL MY LIFE.
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Re: Divorce
« Reply #33 on: November 10, 2011, 02:54:05 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on November 10, 2011, 02:50:18 pm
Quote from: Necro910 on November 10, 2011, 02:47:52 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on November 10, 2011, 02:45:22 pm
Come to think of it, this would explain the world's missing sock problem.

The dwarves have broken the fourth wall, and have been stockpiling socks ever since.
Where did you think the eerie pits leaded to  ;D

A conveniently placed toilet?

I HAVE BEEN LIED TO ALL MY LIFE.
Yup. It's that one in that middle of nowhere disgusting gas station, in the stall that is completely putrid. Those aren't shit smudges, it's beard residue!

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Loud Whispers

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Re: Divorce
« Reply #34 on: November 10, 2011, 02:55:03 pm »
I divorce this thread  8)
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Re: Divorce
« Reply #35 on: November 10, 2011, 03:11:03 pm »
"Damn ye, ye bastard!!  I'm taking all of our tattered shreds and the children!  We're no longer married!"

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Urist McBadHusband has accused Urist McExwife of being a vampire!
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Re: Divorce
« Reply #36 on: November 10, 2011, 03:15:08 pm »
Quote from: Table Turning on November 10, 2011, 03:11:03 pm
"Damn ye, ye bastard!!  I'm taking all of our tattered shreds and the children!  We're no longer married!"

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Urist McBadHusband has accused Urist McExwife of being a vampire!
Urist McCheesemaker has been struck down.
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Re: Divorce
« Reply #37 on: November 10, 2011, 03:20:35 pm »
Quote from: Necromunger on November 09, 2011, 05:16:14 pm
Dwarfs stay married because they are more mentally capable then humans.

O.o
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Re: Divorce
« Reply #38 on: November 10, 2011, 03:22:34 pm »
I assume this sock is important because it is the only sock in the fortress.  That and it's a monkey sock... All the non-married dwarfs are fighting over the sock so they can each "have their turn" with it?
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Re: Divorce
« Reply #39 on: November 10, 2011, 03:30:01 pm »
Quote from: fluffhead on November 10, 2011, 03:22:34 pm
I assume this sock is important because it is the only sock in the fortress.  That and it's a monkey sock... All the non-married dwarfs are fighting over the sock so they can each "have their turn" with it?

No, it was just a sock.

A very nice sock:(
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Re: Divorce
« Reply #40 on: November 10, 2011, 05:06:38 pm »
Urist McCuckolded has been ecstatic lately. He admired a fine sock lately. He has been content at work lately. His lover has had an affair with the Duke lately. He admired own fine door lately. He had a fine soapy bath lately. He was nauseated by the sun lately.
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Re: Divorce
« Reply #41 on: November 10, 2011, 05:48:09 pm »
Quote from: nightwhips on November 10, 2011, 05:06:38 pm
Urist McCuckolded has been ecstatic lately. He admired a fine sock lately. He has been content at work lately. His lover has had an affair with the Duke lately. He admired own fine door lately. He had a fine soapy bath lately. He was nauseated by the sun lately.

This sums up a LOT about dwarf fortress xP


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Re: Divorce
« Reply #42 on: November 10, 2011, 08:46:24 pm »
Excepting Divorce was far, far less common back in the 1400's.

As in, it was probably more socially acceptable to muder your wife *cough king Henry cough* than to divorce her.

Still, widows should get remarried after a mourning period. Widowers too.
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Re: Divorce
« Reply #43 on: November 10, 2011, 08:54:57 pm »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on November 10, 2011, 08:46:24 pm
Excepting Divorce was far, far less common back in the 1400's.

As in, it was probably more socially acceptable to muder your wife *cough king Henry cough* than to divorce her.

Still, widows should get remarried after a mourning period. Widowers too.

Wait, was? ...shit.
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Quote from: Shmo on November 11, 2011, 02:37:22 am
That incident was really what clued me in to the depth this game can offer, though that one time I made a fort of 150 dwarves suspended over a gorge and cut it all loose was pretty fun too.

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Re: Divorce
« Reply #44 on: November 10, 2011, 09:01:23 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on November 10, 2011, 02:55:03 pm
I divorce this thread  8)

Awwww .... you were a cute couple.  It was all your cheating, wasn't it?!
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