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[Toaster]

*applause*

[Gatleos]

Whenever I read the turns of this RTD, I can't help but imagine it being narrated by two sports commentators, cracking wise at the gladiators. Complete with instant replays.

[monk12]

Dammit, now I want to go play Ratched and Clanked: Deadlocked again...

[Toaster]

Whenever I read the turns of this RTD, I can't help but imagine it being narrated by two sports commentators, cracking wise at the gladiators. Complete with instant replays.

And with you decapitating yourself in slo-mo with the action run backwards and forwards several times.

[monk12]

Whenever I read the turns of this RTD, I can't help but imagine it being narrated by two sports commentators, cracking wise at the gladiators. Complete with instant replays.

And with you decapitating yourself in slo-mo with the action run backwards and forwards several times.

Backwards is my favorite, I think.

[Beardless]

Whenever I read the turns of this RTD, I can't help but imagine it being narrated by two sports commentators, cracking wise at the gladiators. Complete with instant replays.

And with you decapitating yourself in slo-mo with the action run backwards and forwards several times.

And when I read that, I imagine the two sports commentators to be Statler and Waldorf.

[monk12]

Whenever I read the turns of this RTD, I can't help but imagine it being narrated by two sports commentators, cracking wise at the gladiators. Complete with instant replays.

And with you decapitating yourself in slo-mo with the action run backwards and forwards several times.

And when I read that, I imagine the two sports commentators to be Statler and Waldorf.

Statler: I'd hate to be the poor fool going up against those Swordchucks!
Waldorf: Yeah? Well I'd hate to be the poor fool wielding those Swordchucks!
Both: Do-ho-ho-ho-ho!

[monk12]

Hopefully Spartan replies by sometime tonight, otherwise we skip his turn.

I also haven't heard back from Draignean (and he hasn't been active since last december,) so if I don't get a response from him in the next few hours I'll pop the next player off the Waitlist.

[Spartan]

Bash the ooze. Slash the orc

[Powder Miner]

Orrr you could revive me out of pure slashy rage >.>

[monk12]

Round Three- Turn Nine
In which monsters are slain

Search for that trap. If I find it, try to lead the blob into it, then force bolt it twice. If I don't, then just force bolt it twice.

Bulldog searches for traps, [5] and finds a Dart Trap! Interposing the Trap between himself and the Blog, Bulldog launches a pair of Force Bolts at the blob! [4]vs[1] [6]-1vs[2] His bolts of energy tear into the blob, spattering it everywhere! The Quivering Blob is slain, and Bulldog gains THREE POINTS!

Spoiler: Peaceful Priest (click to show/hide)

HP- 15/15
Point Value- 7
Abilities- He probably knows some spells and junk? Seriously I wouldn't piss him off if I were you.

Spoiler: Map (click to show/hide)

"Gah! Bloody spider!" Slash at the spider. Then crush it under the heel of my boot.

Theodolus slashes at the Cave Spider with his Poisoned Dagger, [4]vs[2] and slices the vile creature in half! He crushes the remains under his foot for good measure, receiving ONE POINT!

Spoiler: Map (click to show/hide)

Slash the horse again

Revitalized, Bob attacks the horse, [2]vs[5] but the horse runs circles around him!

Spoiler: Pony (click to show/hide)

HP- 4/4
Point Value- 2
Abilities- Fast

Spoiler: Map (click to show/hide)

Bash the ooze. Slash the orc

Spartan gains one hitpoint from his Ring of Regeneration! [1] Spartan attempts to bash the ooze, but the Ooze fell into a Level Teleport trap last turn! The Orc Captain takes advantage of Spartan's surprise to strike, [4]-1vs[6] [2]-1vs[6] but Spartan easily evades the blows and slashes back! [2]-1-1vs[3] The Orc Captain blocks the strike with his scimitars!

Spoiler: Gas Spore (click to show/hide)

HP- 3/3
Point Value- 1

Spoiler: Orc Captain (click to show/hide)

HP- 7/7
Point Value- 3
Inventory- Orcish Scimitars
Status- Aggravated by Spartan

Spoiler: Map (click to show/hide)

Aggravated Monsters

The gas spore in room 36 nudges Spartan.

The Orcish Captain in room 36 attacks Spartan! [6]-1vs[2] [3]-1vs[4] Spartan receives a nasty gash across his chest for THREE damage in the exchange!

The pony in 9 kicks at Bob, [5]vs[2] and bruises his leg for THREE damage! The pony bites, [6]-1vs[5] but Bob barely scrambles away!


Primary Objective- Find the Amulet of Yendor
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BOB - Fighter
Currently: Rolling 5 2's in a row at 9
HP- 5/15
Inventory-  Adventuring garb, 100 Gold, Short Sword, Runed Wand
Status- Has prayed once
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THEODOLUS - Rogue
Currently: 2 turns, 1 point- not bad, at 8
HP- 10/10
Inventory-  Adventuring garb, Poisoned Dagger, Throwing Knives
Status- Normal
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??
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SPARTAN - Fighter
Currently: Inattentive at 36
HP- 5/15
Inventory- Adventuring garb, Blessed Short Sword, Ring of Regeneration, Bear Trap
Status- Has prayed once, Arms- Moderate Wound
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BULLDOG - Mage
Currently:  Showing y'all how its done at 11
HP- 8/10
Inventory- Robe and Wizard's hat, Spellbook of Protection, Crystal Wand, Land Mine
Spells- Force Bolt, Protection
Status- Normal
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Spoiler: Round Score (click to show/hide)

6- Powder Miner
3- Bulldog
1- Theodolus

Spoiler: Leaderboard (click to show/hide)

28- Bulldog - Turns in Arena: 29
17 - Sinpwn - Rent in twain by Bulldog's Greataxe after 14 turns, in Round Two
10 - Micelus - Eviscerated by Bulldog's Greataxe, then sold his soul for revenge after 17 turns, in Round Two
6 - Powder Miner - Swarmed under by Manes and a Fog Cloud after 8 turns, in Round Three
5 - Jacen - Immolated by the Arena's deadly green flames after 6 turns, in Round Two
1 - Toaster - Coup-de-graced by G's Force Bolt after 13 turns, in Round Two
1 - Gatleos - Beheaded by own Swordchucks after 3 turns, in Round Two
1 - Random Number God - Not actually a player, the RNG has a spot here for when his shenanigans lead to particularly entertaining fatalities.
1 - Theodolus - Turns in Arena: 2
0 - Draignean - Killed by Sinpwn's Gladius after 7 turns, in Round One
0 - Spartan - Turns in Arena: 13
0 - Bob - Turns in Arena: 9

[Spartan]

Slash the orc captain to death

[Theodolus]

Seriously, why did it have to be a spider? Couldn't it have been a nice blob or orc or something. Keeping an eye out for further traps/hidden things, pick up the wand and then pray for a blessing at the altar. Then South!

[BullDog]

Pray for a blessing at the altar, then head east, checking for traps at the other end.

[antlion12]

Cut off one of the horse's legs