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[monk12]

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Put me on the waitlist please

Aaaaand waitlisted.

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[monk12]

TURN NINE OF TEN
ONES, ONES EVERYWHERE

Wrap the whip around micelus' leg to stall him, then go after the pig myself.

Sinpwn attempts to trip up Micelus with his whip, slowing him down! [1] Unfortunately, all he accomplishes is tangling his own legs! He lunges at the pig, [3]-1-2 but falls flat on his face! The crowd howls with laughter!

Catch the pig . Grab onto his neck or....ahem, nether regions.

Micelus hurdles Sinpwn and jumps onto the pig! [1]-2 He fails to find purchase on the pigs neck, back, or naughty bits, but does wind up with a hand full of grease!

I had been planning on doing something with that all along.  Since there weren't any more to combine to make something colorful, I went with simple.

Trident Micelus then chuck both grounded javelins at him.

Toaster knows he'll need more than pig-points to stay competitive, and jabs at Micelus with his Trident! [1] Just then, the pig darts between his legs, and he stumbles towards Micelus! Micelus strikes, [5]vs[5] but Toaster nimbly jumps backward! Toaster then picks up the Javelins on the ground and hurls them at Micelus! [5]-1vs[2] [4]-2vs[4] Micelus dodges one, but the other gouges his thigh, dealing TWO damage!

Run up a wall, backflip off it then impale Sinpwn!

Seeing Sinpwn face-first in the dirt, Bulldog decides to try out his hidden Luchador technique and pile-drive him with a SPEAR! [1] Although the backflip is nice, Bulldog completely misses, landing flat on his back next to Sinpwn! Sinpwn counterstrikes, [5]+1vs[5]+1 but Bulldog rolls to safety!




The floor of the arena contains a Dagger and a pair of Javelins.

THE LION EATS TONIGHT!

[2] The Eastern Lion attacks Micelus, [6]vs[5] slashing him for ONE damage!

Spoiler: East Lion (click to show/hide)

HP- 4/5
Point Value- 5
Crazed

Spoiler: Greased Pig (click to show/hide)

HP- 2/2
Point Value- 2 dead, 5 alive
Greasy
Elusive
Harmless

SECONDARY OBJECTIVE- HOG WILD - The Pig is worth 2 points dead but 5 alive!
SECONDARY OBJECTIVE- FOR THE EMPEROR! - Whoever gives the Emperor Micelus's head (or most of it, anyway) earns himself an additional TWO POINTS
COMPLETED OBJECTIVES
FIRST BLOOD - MICELUS

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RIP Draignean
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SINPWN
Currently: Face-first in the mud
HP- 5/10
Inventory-  Loincloth, Whip, Dagger, Gladius, Dagger, Javelins(2)
Status- Normal
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MICELUS
Currently: Knows more about pig anatomy than he cares to
HP- 3/11
Inventory- Loincloth, Dagger, Dagger, Lion hair, Lion-head hat
Status- Greasy Hands
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TOASTER
Currently: Hurling javelins like the round is ending. Oh wait
HP- 7/10
Inventory- Loincloth, Barbed Trident, Dagger, Net, Gladiator Armor
Status- Normal
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BULLDOG
Currently: Turning in his Lucha mask
HP- 9/10
Inventory- Loincloth, Shield, Dagger, Spear
Status- Normal
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Spoiler: Round Score (click to show/hide)

Sinpwn- 17
Micelus- 8

Spoiler: Leaderboard (click to show/hide)

Sinpwn- 17
Micelus- 8

***ONE TURN LEFT***

[Sinpwn]

SIMULTANEOUS DOUBLE JAVELIN LAUNCH FINALE AT MICELUS, GO!

[micelus]

Spend all my time dodging attacks

[Toaster]

Double Trident Micelus!  If he's already dead, double trident Sinpwn instead.

[Toaster]

Also, did everyone seriously lead off with a 1?

[BullDog]

Rain as many spear and dagger stabs upon Micelus as I can. If he is dead, then direct the stabs at Sinpwn!

[monk12]

Also, did everyone seriously lead off with a 1?

Yes. Yes they did. I lol'd most heartily.

[monk12]

TURN TEN OF TEN
Do a barrel roll!

Spend all my time dodging attacks

[6] Micelus enters a martial trance, receiving a +1 to dodge rolls until the end of the turn! Unfortunately, he is so busy dodging attacks he also receives a -1 to attack rolls!

SIMULTANEOUS DOUBLE JAVELIN LAUNCH FINALE AT MICELUS, GO!

Screaming like a maniac, Sinpwn launches his remaining javelins at Micelus! [5]vs[6]+1 [2]-1vs[5]+1 Micelus improbably jumps into the air, flipping over the incoming javelins!

Double Trident Micelus!  If he's already dead, double trident Sinpwn instead.

[4]vs[4]+1 [4]-1vs[4]+1  Toaster attempts to skewer Micelus as he completes his barrel roll, but Micelus drops to his knees and rolls away from the attack, then regains his feet and leaps out of range as Toaster strikes again!

Rain as many spear and dagger stabs upon Micelus as I can. If he is dead, then direct the stabs at Sinpwn!

Bulldog hurls his spear at Micelus, [2]vs[3]+1, but his throw is wild! He rushes in with his dagger, [2]-1vs[6]+1 [2]-2vs[3]+1 but Micelus dodges his way to safety!



The floor of the arena contains a Dagger and a pair of Javelins.

THE LION EATS TONIGHT!

[4] The Eastern Lion attacks Bulldog, [4]vs[2] slashing him for TWO damage!

Spoiler: East Lion (click to show/hide)

HP- 4/5
Point Value- 5
Crazed

Spoiler: Greased Pig (click to show/hide)

HP- 2/2
Point Value- 2 dead, 5 alive
Greasy
Elusive
Harmless

SECONDARY OBJECTIVE- HOG WILD - The Pig is worth 2 points dead but 5 alive!
SECONDARY OBJECTIVE- FOR THE EMPEROR! - Whoever gives the Emperor Micelus's head (or most of it, anyway) earns himself an additional TWO POINTS
COMPLETED OBJECTIVES
FIRST BLOOD - MICELUS

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RIP Draignean
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SINPWN
Currently: Already celebrating his victory
HP- 5/10
Inventory-  Loincloth, Whip, Dagger, Gladius, Dagger, Javelins(2)
Status- Normal
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MICELUS
Currently: Thumbing his nose at the Emperor
HP- 3/11
Inventory- Loincloth, Dagger, Dagger, Lion hair, Lion-head hat
Status- Greasy Hands
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TOASTER
Currently: Stabbing away again in Coliseumville
HP- 7/10
Inventory- Loincloth, Barbed Trident, Dagger, Net, Gladiator Armor
Status- Normal
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BULLDOG
Currently: Throwing up his hands in disgust.
HP- 9/10
Inventory- Loincloth, Shield, Dagger, Spear
Status- Normal
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Spoiler: Round Score (click to show/hide)

Sinpwn- 17
Micelus- 8

Spoiler: Leaderboard (click to show/hide)

Sinpwn- 17
Micelus- 8

***END ROUND***

[monk12]

SINPWN WINS THE ROUND!

With his opportunistic stabbing of Draignean and the Mars-blessed lion, SINPWN has claimed victory this round with SEVENTEEN POINTS! In second place is Micelus, who garnered First Blood and slew another Lion for EIGHT POINTS! Everybody else has JACK DIDDLY in points, but they get to advance to Round Two!

The first round took place in a HISTORICALLY INACCURATE COLISEUM, but as round winner it is SINPWN's duty to select a new setting! Sinpwn can choose any setting he wants, be it real, fictional, or made up on the spot. Go nuts, be creative, and take your time- I won't be updating tomorrow (happy Turkey Day myfellowAmericans,) so go ahead and bounce some ideas around- I'll start the new round Friday night, whatever your choice is.

[Toaster]

Well played!

I've already picked out what setting I'd use if I won, but I'll keep my mouth shut unless everyone is dying to hear it.

[Sinpwn]

Engage Excessive Celebration.

The next field of battle shall be of my own sadistic making. A large metal disk carved with many glowing magical runes (which may or may not be beneficial) balancing on a tall spike jutting out of a sea of magma. The spectators shall be demons. The area shall be prone to numerous earthquakes and volcanic eruptions. The weapons shall be magical spells, demonic melee weapons and crude firearms. Feel free to change it if you think it is a little too extreme for round two.

[micelus]

I'm seriously surprised my guy lived through all those attacks. And won't this be fun...Question, does my life get rehealed.

[monk12]

Yep, hp/equipment will get reset with the new round. Also, the leaderboard keeps track of lifetime score, whereas the round score gets reset every round.

[Beardless]

Ooh, this looks fun. Put me on the wait-list, please.