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Author Topic: Roll to Deathmatch- Round 3-16, Deadly Dungeons of Doom!  (Read 110553 times)

monk12

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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Round 1, Historically Inaccurate Coliseum!
« Reply #75 on: November 21, 2011, 12:28:03 am »

Tough break, Draignean- I was really hoping to resolve that last action. Who doesn't love magical kamikaze lions? If you want me to throw you on the back end of the waitlist, let me know.


As regards Draignean's empty slot, I think I won't fill it this round since there are only 3 turns left in the round. Avoids the problem of fresh, new players shanking the guys who've toughed it out all round on the last turn. Accordingly, the next person on the waitlist will spawn at the beginning of ROUND TWO- that's you, Gatleos, if you're still reading. I'll bug ya at the end of the round.

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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Round 1, Historically Inaccurate Coliseum!
« Reply #76 on: November 21, 2011, 12:33:06 am »

Tough break, Draignean- I was really hoping to resolve that last action. Who doesn't love magical kamikaze lions? If you want me to throw you on the back end of the waitlist, let me know.


As regards Draignean's empty slot, I think I won't fill it this round since there are only 3 turns left in the round. Avoids the problem of fresh, new players shanking the guys who've toughed it out all round on the last turn. Accordingly, the next person on the waitlist will spawn at the beginning of ROUND TWO- that's you, Gatleos, if you're still reading. I'll bug ya at the end of the round.

Yeah, throw me back in.

Amber this time.
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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Round 1, Historically Inaccurate Coliseum!
« Reply #77 on: November 21, 2011, 12:36:44 am »

Stab the western lion in the nether regions. Then cut off it's head and wear it!
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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Round 1, Historically Inaccurate Coliseum!
« Reply #78 on: November 21, 2011, 12:38:49 am »

Uh, er, ... I took a D6 of damage from the Wall 'o Text, so, uh...I got INT damage. Name and color I take it?

Dave1004
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Please sign me up. Please. Seriously. First RTD I'll ever fully be in. The first ended after the second round. I'm begging you, Monk, please.

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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Round 1, Historically Inaccurate Coliseum!
« Reply #79 on: November 21, 2011, 12:51:06 am »

Geen
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I'm in.
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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Round 1, Historically Inaccurate Coliseum!
« Reply #80 on: November 21, 2011, 01:09:51 am »

Throw a javelin at micelus while using the whip to steal Toaster's net.
An winrar is me.
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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Round 1, Historically Inaccurate Coliseum!
« Reply #81 on: November 21, 2011, 01:30:25 am »

Stab Sinpwn with my spear then dagger.
 
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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Round 1, Historically Inaccurate Coliseum!
« Reply #82 on: November 21, 2011, 09:01:57 am »

Throw the javelin at the West Lion, equip the gladiator armor, and affix the Loincloth to my trident to make a jaunty banner!
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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Round 1, Historically Inaccurate Coliseum!
« Reply #83 on: November 21, 2011, 12:14:46 pm »



Yeah, throw me back in.

Amber this time.
Uh, er, ... I took a D6 of damage from the Wall 'o Text, so, uh...I got INT damage. Name and color I take it?

Dave1004
Pink!

Please sign me up. Please. Seriously. First RTD I'll ever fully be in. The first ended after the second round. I'm begging you, Monk, please.

*sob*
Geen
GREEN!

I'm in.

Welcome to the waitlist, folks

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Re: Roll to Deathmatch- Round 1, Turn 8/10
« Reply #84 on: November 21, 2011, 12:59:44 pm »

TURN EIGHT OF TEN
In which Micelus closes the gap


Throw a javelin at micelus while using the whip to steal Toaster's net.
An winrar is me.

Sinpwn hurls a javelin at Micelus, [6]vs[5] and the blade makes a clean cut across his shoulder, dealing ONE damage! Sinpwn then draws his whip and attempts to relieve Toaster of his Net! [3]-1vs[6] Toaster easily dodges the blow!

Stab the western lion in the nether regions. Then cut off it's head and wear it!

Micelus strikes at the Western Lion, [3]vs[5]-1-2 his dagger sinking where the sun don't shine! The western lion collapses from blood loss, earning Micelus a nifty FIVE POINTS! Setting to work with his dagger, Micelus severs the Lion's head, then jams his head through the throat to wear it like a hat! ...it's warm and squishy and wet in here. But at least he's protected from headshots!


Throw the javelin at the West Lion, equip the gladiator armor, and affix the Loincloth to my trident to make a jaunty banner!

[3] Toaster sees that the West Lion is dead, so instead of chucking a javelin at the corpse he decides to don the Gladiator Armor dropped by Draignean! To celebrate his looting spree, he attaches the Loincloth to his Barbed Trident, thereby becoming the MOST COLORFUL GLADIATOR of the land!

Stab Sinpwn with my spear then dagger.
 

Bulldog leaps to attack the points leader, [2]vs[2] but his inept stab is only rivaled by Sinpwn's inept dodge! Drawing his dagger, Bulldog tries again, [1] but he stumbles, allowing Sinpwn a counterstrike! [3]+1vs[6]+1 Bulldog deflects the blow with his shield!





The floor of the arena contains a Dagger and a pair of Javelins.

THE LION EATS TONIGHT!

[3] The Eastern Lion pounces at Toaster, [2]vs[6] but Toaster rolls as the Lion sails harmlessly overhead!

Spoiler: East Lion (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Greased Pig (click to show/hide)

SECONDARY OBJECTIVE- HOG WILD - The Pig is worth 2 points dead but 5 alive!
SECONDARY OBJECTIVE- FOR THE EMPEROR! - Whoever gives the Emperor Micelus's head (or most of it, anyway) earns himself an additional TWO POINTS
COMPLETED OBJECTIVES
FIRST BLOOD - MICELUS

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RIP Draignean
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SINPWN
Currently: Enjoyed throwing something recently
HP- 5/10
Inventory-  Loincloth, Whip, Dagger, Gladius, Dagger, Javelins(2)
Status- Normal
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MICELUS
Currently: Took joy in slaughter lately
HP- 6/11
Inventory- Loincloth, Dagger, Dagger, Lion hair, Lion-head hat
Status- Normal
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TOASTER
Currently: Made a satisfying acquisition lately
HP- 7/10
Inventory- Loincloth, Barbed Trident, Dagger, Net, Gladiator Armor
Status- Normal
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BULLDOG
Currently: Formed a grudge recently
HP- 9/10
Inventory- Loincloth, Shield, Dagger, Spear
Status- Normal
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Spoiler: Round Score (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Leaderboard (click to show/hide)


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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Round 1, Historically Inaccurate Coliseum!
« Reply #85 on: November 21, 2011, 01:21:45 pm »

I had been planning on doing something with that all along.  Since there weren't any more to combine to make something colorful, I went with simple.

Trident Micelus then chuck both grounded javelins at him.
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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Round 1, Historically Inaccurate Coliseum!
« Reply #86 on: November 21, 2011, 01:35:41 pm »

Catch the pig . Grab onto his neck or....ahem, nether regions.
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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Round 1, Historically Inaccurate Coliseum!
« Reply #87 on: November 21, 2011, 03:01:04 pm »

Wrap the whip around micelus' leg to stall him, then go after the pig myself.
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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Round 1, Historically Inaccurate Coliseum!
« Reply #88 on: November 22, 2011, 12:51:47 am »

Run up a wall, backflip off it then impale Sinpwn!
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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Round 1, Historically Inaccurate Coliseum!
« Reply #89 on: November 22, 2011, 03:40:58 pm »

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Put me on the waitlist please :)
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