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Author Topic: Knitted Beards! Get 'em now!  (Read 6677 times)

Whiteandrice

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Re: Knitted Beards! Get 'em now!
« Reply #15 on: November 08, 2011, 11:23:07 pm »
Quote from: Urist McJoeBloggs on November 08, 2011, 10:16:43 pm
Quote from: Whiteandrice on November 08, 2011, 06:48:39 pm
Quote from: thvaz on November 08, 2011, 05:28:49 pm
It is not a dwarven beard if it is not soaked in alcohol!

Beer or bourbon?

100% proof, naturally, the better to set it on !!fire!! :P

Set on fire!?! What a waste of perfectly good booze ;)
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Re: Knitted Beards! Get 'em now!
« Reply #16 on: November 08, 2011, 11:23:32 pm »
Quote from: Whiteandrice on November 08, 2011, 11:23:07 pm
Quote from: Urist McJoeBloggs on November 08, 2011, 10:16:43 pm
Quote from: Whiteandrice on November 08, 2011, 06:48:39 pm
Quote from: thvaz on November 08, 2011, 05:28:49 pm
It is not a dwarven beard if it is not soaked in alcohol!

Beer or bourbon?

100% proof, naturally, the better to set it on !!fire!! :P

Set on fire!?! What a waste of perfectly good booze ;)

And beard.
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Re: Knitted Beards! Get 'em now!
« Reply #17 on: November 08, 2011, 11:25:55 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on November 08, 2011, 11:23:32 pm
Quote from: Whiteandrice on November 08, 2011, 11:23:07 pm
Quote from: Urist McJoeBloggs on November 08, 2011, 10:16:43 pm
Quote from: Whiteandrice on November 08, 2011, 06:48:39 pm
Quote from: thvaz on November 08, 2011, 05:28:49 pm
It is not a dwarven beard if it is not soaked in alcohol!
Beer or bourbon?
100% proof, naturally, the better to set it on !!fire!! :P
Set on fire!?! What a waste of perfectly good booze ;)
And beard.

I'd do this accidentally anyway.

Also, pyramid quote.
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Re: Knitted Beards! Get 'em now!
« Reply #18 on: November 08, 2011, 11:27:22 pm »

Also, the maker of the beards created an account on Bay12, just to communicate with us filthy lot! Aww!  - User: WhiteandRice
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 Oh you guys aren't filthy........ Are you?  :P
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Iton Ibrukrithzam

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Re: Knitted Beards! Get 'em now!
« Reply #19 on: November 08, 2011, 11:51:42 pm »
Quote from: Whiteandrice on November 08, 2011, 11:27:22 pm

Also, the maker of the beards created an account on Bay12, just to communicate with us filthy lot! Aww!  - User: WhiteandRice

 Oh you guys aren't filthy........ Are you?  :P
[/quote]Depends on how much booze we've soaked our (possibly-knitted) beards in.
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Re: Knitted Beards! Get 'em now!
« Reply #20 on: November 09, 2011, 12:15:29 am »
So the expected shelf (or should I say chin) life should be expected from anywhere between 2 and 3 hours.

WORTH IT.
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Re: Knitted Beards! Get 'em now!
« Reply #21 on: November 09, 2011, 12:18:09 am »
I ordered one  8).
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« Reply #22 on: November 09, 2011, 12:21:46 am »
Quote from: Eidolon on November 09, 2011, 12:18:09 am
I ordered one  8).

Thank you for your order! I'll start making it tonight :)
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Re: Knitted Beards! Get 'em now!
« Reply #23 on: November 09, 2011, 01:40:02 am »
Quote from: Iton Ibrukrithzam on November 08, 2011, 11:51:42 pm
Quote from: Whiteandrice on November 08, 2011, 11:27:22 pm

Also, the maker of the beards created an account on Bay12, just to communicate with us filthy lot! Aww!  - User: WhiteandRice

 Oh you guys aren't filthy........ Are you?  :P
Depends on how much booze we've soaked our (possibly-knitted) beards in.
[/quote]

In the 8 hours since posting this, I have had enough to tranquilize a rampaging elephant.
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Re: Knitted Beards! Get 'em now!
« Reply #24 on: November 09, 2011, 02:25:38 am »
Quote from: CatalystParadox on November 09, 2011, 01:40:02 am
Quote from: Iton Ibrukrithzam on November 08, 2011, 11:51:42 pm
Quote from: Whiteandrice on November 08, 2011, 11:27:22 pm

Also, the maker of the beards created an account on Bay12, just to communicate with us filthy lot! Aww!  - User: WhiteandRice

 Oh you guys aren't filthy........ Are you?  :P
Depends on how much booze we've soaked our (possibly-knitted) beards in.

In the 8 hours since posting this, I have had enough to tranquilize a rampaging elephant.
[/quote]*sniff* I'm so proud.  Also, I better catch up, I've hardly had enough to calm a badger.
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Iton Ibrukrithzam enjoys mahogany, diorite, jade, and native gold.  He enjoys giant tigers for their predatory nature, foxes for their many tails, and boobs for their fine shape.  He is absolutely disgusted by spiders.  When possible, he prefers to consume pizza, soda, and goldschlager.

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« Reply #25 on: November 09, 2011, 02:30:17 am »
These are utterly ridiculous. I love them, and love you for making them.

Rock on.
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Re: Knitted Beards! Get 'em now!
« Reply #26 on: November 09, 2011, 02:49:09 am »
Already gave my money of approval.  :P

Unfortunately throwing my credit card at my screen does not help it arrive any sooner.
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Iton Ibrukrithzam

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« Reply #27 on: November 09, 2011, 03:27:08 am »
They are pretty sweet.  We've got a lass in my neck of the woods that makes knitted beards, too, but I haven't heard of her doing full dwarven ones.
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Iton Ibrukrithzam enjoys mahogany, diorite, jade, and native gold.  He enjoys giant tigers for their predatory nature, foxes for their many tails, and boobs for their fine shape.  He is absolutely disgusted by spiders.  When possible, he prefers to consume pizza, soda, and goldschlager.

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« Reply #28 on: November 09, 2011, 03:49:43 am »
Quote from: Iton Ibrukrithzam on November 09, 2011, 03:27:08 am
They are pretty sweet.  We've got a lass in my neck of the woods that makes knitted beards, too, but I haven't heard of her doing full dwarven ones.
Presumably she would be glad to if you paid enough.
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« Reply #29 on: November 11, 2011, 11:13:49 am »
Aw. I saw this thread and thought it would be about something like this.




These are cool too, though.
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