Oh, wow... The fort can't be dead already. 
Okay... If you wait around long enough, the gobbos will leave on their own, yes? I vote for walling our dwarves in and hoping for the best. *holds up sword spoon above head* To the world's end! Ride, ride to ruin and the world's ending!
Had to be a spoon. Swords are banned.
I'm afraid that's impossible now, the last elf merchant decided to flee into the fortress, leaving a dozen hammer gobbos rampaging through the fort. As a last measure, I've conscripted 40 unarmed and unarmoured dwarves into the military, and they're going to bite, kick and punch their way to victory, or this fort is going to end too soon.
Well it's worked... Kinda. Current death toll of dwarves is at 14, all war animals are dead, two surviving goblins were chased to the edge by one angry dwarf trying to bite them to death, the front door is now locked and there's
one hammergobbo in the fort that managed to get stuck in the caverns. Currently has 34 dwarves trying to kill it. Will keep you updated.
Last of the gobbos have died. I'm walling in the fort, and killing the elf that caused 14 dwarves to die.
*UPDATE*
Possible tamper tantrum incoming...
*UPDATE*
Looking over the casualties, I've not seen any nobledwarves die, we haven't really had any
useful dwarves to die in the first place, although a glass maker was killed whilst he was making some weird artefact
Some 4 metalsmiths have died, no big loss since we won't be needing armour ;P
After frequent fist fights, buildings destroyed and junk thrown, the dwarves have settled down too a mostly miserable state.
On the other hand, exploring the deep pit has revealed it's connected to another layer of cavern, with another magma pool in it. But with the state of the fortress... And no military, an expedition will be impossible.
(However, I may decide to flood the new cavern layer with the magma from the first magma pool....)
Full on riots across the fortress, the only consolation here is the legendary miners haven't joined in. Oh and the other miners have been killed by the legendary ones btw.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
The fortress is beyond saving.
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