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[Johnfalcon99977]

Also, that Sylladex simulator appears to be a substitute for the bar at the bottom of the screen, whatever you call it. I want something that will tell me when exactly when shit'll start falling out of the thing.

In the options you can set it to the top of the screen. Just right click the thing.

[ShoesandHats]

>Duncan: Check out Cruxtruder

Your eyes stray from the carnage caused by the machine, to the machine itself. What intrigues you the most is the valve on the side. You wonder what it does? You're also somewhat interested in the screen that is on the bottom of the thing.

[The Fool]

Here's a suggestion.

>Duncan: Be pestered by Watson.

[The Fool]

Double post! For great justice (and chat logs)!

Spoiler: Destroying Duncan's House (click to show/hide)

-- ninjaMonet [NM] began pestering footwearHelmets [FH] at 22:52 --
FH: Hey.
NM: Eh Duncan. Did you fix the problem?
FH: Guess what me and Seth discovered.
NM: What? Space is an illusion?
FH: Something close.
NM: Oh god this will be good then.
FH: Sburb is able to alter time and space, so it seems.
NM: ...
FH: Or at least space.
NM: Eh, what the hell!?
FH: Not sure about time quite yet.
NM: Your lying, eh!
NM: This is so impossible. I need to see this.
FH: It's true, ask Seth.
NM: Now I really need the postman to hurry.
NM: I'll ask, eh.
FH: Not now.
FH: I need to tell you the details.
NM: Ummm...
NM: Alright eh?
FH: You'll have a nerdgasm, I assure you.
FH: He picked up one of my potted plants and dropped it.
FH: That's not THAT impressive.
NM: Amazing.
FH: Actually, it is when you think about it.
NM: Wait...
NM: Seth lives nearby...
NM: Eh, what the heck! That is impossible.
NM: It's like your opening wormholes or something!
FH: I know.
FH: Actually, I'm not sure if I do know.
FH: He dropped a big ol' machine that appeared out of thin air, too.
NM: ...
FH: And another one that toppled my TV.
NM: Was it all white and sci-fi like?
FH: Yes, surprisingly.
NM: I want one.
NM: Badly.
NM: What is it?
FH: I'm not sure.
NM: Eh! We've got to find out!
FH: One was called the Cruxtruder, and another one was the Alchemiter.
NM: Alchemy...?
FH: I thought that too.
FH: Not sure about the Cruxtruder.
FH: Perhaps...
FH: No.
NM: Witches and warlocks from the future dropping by with gifts?
FH: It couldn't possibly be climbin' in yo windows, snatchin' yo people up.
FH: Or, more appropriately, snatchin' yo cruxes up.
NM: 'Cause they makin' everythin' up in here!
FH: Oh yeah, there was the Totem Lathe, too.
FH: He blocked my door with it.
FH: Unfortunately.
NM: XD
NM: That is so funny.
NM: Can't he move it?
FH: From the way he worded it, I'd guess not.
NM: Trapped in a house full of sci-fi magic gear, eh?
FH: I suppose.
FH: Not sure if it's magic, though,
NM: As long as it doesn't start talking to you your fine, eh.
FH: I assume your day hasn't been as exciting.
NM: Still no mail. I'm hoping for a late delivery so I can get in on this sci-fi house wrecking madness.
NM: And by wrecking I mean building...
FH: How do you know we'll be building? From what I've seen, it's all ruining.
NM: 'Cause adding sci-fi gear is always building, eh.
FH: Yeah, I guess. That is, until Seth starts throwing shit through walls. Which is likely.
NM: You really expect him to throw stuff, eh?
FH: Well, he already broke my TV and blocked my way out of the house.
FH: Might as well make his own.
NM: Eh? Make his own?
FH: As in make a huge hole in the wall with a bathtub or something.
NM: Heheh. Yeah, he might.
NM: This might be a bit off-topic, but what powers these things, eh?
FH: I don't know.
FH: I don't even know if they have power.
NM: If they really are equipment they must do something, eh?
FH: Yeah.
NM: I would love to see what makes it work.
NM: ...but I might break it like I broke my TV, eh.
NM: Just a few parts were backwards.
NM: And upside-down...
FH: Were some parts back-ways?
FH: And turn-ways?
NM: Maybe. Just maybe, eh.
NM: Anyways. I should leave you in Seth's capable and destructive hands, eh.
FH: Mostly the latter.
NM: I can't do much without space warping madness.
FH: I can.
NM: ?
FH: I mean, I'd rather go without space-warping, time-bending madness.
NM: Yeah, but I can't help you without it.
FH: I guess.
NM: Not that you'd need two people destroying your house.
NM:
FH: Yeah, I'd rather go with zero.
NM: Anyways, I'll see what I can do when I get my copy.
NM: See ya later, eh?
FH: Yup. Bye.
-- ninjaMonet [NM] ceased pestering footwearHelmets [FH] at 00:07 --

[Tidal]

So confuzzed. But interesting.

[Johnfalcon99977]

I have PM'd Brunt Pies twice now about the whole "Not on pesterchum or taking part in game" thing and he hasn't given me an answer. If he still refuses to answer by the time the game really starts, then we can safelt assume he isn't playing anymore.
...
And that we need a new player.

[Tidal]

A new player you say?

[Johnfalcon99977]

Perferably female, thats if Brunt pies doesn't come back.

[Tidal]

Perferably female, thats if Brunt pies doesn't come back.

I donnnn't think that y'all are using the genetic-code handles, right?

[Johnfalcon99977]

Nope, as you can tell.

[ShoesandHats]

Bumpity bump bump, bumpity bump bump, off to work we go.

I suppose it's bit late for new characters, but it's fine. Make a sheet and maybe ask Hubris for a picture, or if you're artistic yourself, draw it on your own.

[ShoesandHats]

>Players: Post

Sorry for nagging.

[The Fool]

Sadly the story doesn't hinge on me right now. Unless you're willing to flex your storyline JohnFalcon and I can't do too much. Not to mention the now empty fifth character slot. With all that said I'll happily be on Pesterchum for the next few days since I don't work until Thursday.

[Johnfalcon99977]

I'm kinda waiting till the OH GOD METEORS come before I do anything big. After all, Alice isn't going to be too big on the game till she knows that her life depends on it.

I hope you have many a Shenanigans perpared that explain how Alice gets her copy

[ShoesandHats]

I'm afraid my mind isn't complex enough to think up weird time shit, so it may just involve weird puzzle shit.

Also, why did John hit the cruxtruder with a hammer in the first place, and how did that open it? I'm afraid Duncan will have to do something similar, with his low strength attribute.