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[ShoesandHats]

I'm going to keep it going, it's just that I'll be posting a bit less than usual.

[ShoesandHats]

> Shoesandhats' Bro: Unplug XBox. Yell at shoesandhats for being so lazy.

Actually, DO fuck this shit. Time for some seriously biznasty internet, yo.

DAMN YOU, SHOES, YOU LAZY BASTARD!

> Play-Strife Technique: BELLYTICKLE!

You tickle Leonard's belly past his guardian rubric's threshold.

Two play-points inflicted!

Leonard retreats!

Penelope is distracted by his retreat.

> Go to the Midget Castle forum's roleplaying and forum games board. Post on the Housejammed RPG page.

You go to the Gulf-XII forums. On it, you have been participating in the forum game, Housejammed RPG. Post-time!

>Do a silly dance, eh.

>Alice: Time for honest to god sleuthing on this Sburb game! Start on teh Internetz.

You open your Mars web browser and search for anything related to Sburb. After sifting through hundreds of articles about it on gaming websites, you find a website claiming to be the official Sburb website. All that's there is a preorder button and a timer. It's set for a few years from now, so it can't be when it's actually released. Strange.

[Hubris Incalculable]

> Abscond to grab the leashes

Edit: No wait. Gourd.

> HUGTACKLE Penelope!

[Johnfalcon99977]

>Alice: Gah, we can always try again later. Go downstairs to the shooting range in your home for some pratice.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Double post, but whatever.

Shoesand, you had better get to updating this.

[ShoesandHats]

I will. I was just waiting for more posts.

[The Fool]

Other than the fact that there is a mysterious game coming out (which was already discussed) we have nothing to go on. Please either have something strange, or plot based happen. We can't keep discussing nothing.

[ShoesandHats]

Yeah, something plot-related will happen soon, just not right away.

You are JESSICA KNIGHT and your birthday is in a week. In but seven days, you will reach the magnificent age of 17. Your room is currently being packed into BOXES, as you are moving house the day before your birthday. The only things not in said BOXES are the COMPUTER you built yourself and your STEREO, currently sat atop a BOX in the corner. You have a variety of INTERESTS, including the popular game ADAM ONLINE. You also enjoy READING, though your VAST LIBRARY OF FICTION is currently languishing inside the four LARGE BOXES downstairs. You like SINGING, though you'd never let anyone hear you. You swear that not all your CLOTHING is BLACK, it's just coincidence. Your chumhandle is causticSquire , and you speak in a manner that seems normal until You notice Odd capitalisations.

Agility 4
Brains 5
Strength 5
Persuasion 1


If you're still accepting entries.

Are you going to participate, or what?

[The Fool]

Are you going to participate, or what?

That was uncalled for. You could have just pointed out that there was a new person to pester.

EDIT: Actually... I don't think I've even seen that person on pesterchum once... nevermind? Still... you could have worded it better. >_>

[Johnfalcon99977]

Burnt Pies is online right now. I'll PM him.

You find a website claiming to be the official Sburb website. All that's there is a preorder button and a timer. It's set for a few years from now, so it can't be when it's actually released. Strange.

Note that Sburb is suppost to be in Beta or Alpha (Depending on if we are a Orginal or Reset Session respectively) .

[Burnt Pies]

In the way of forum games everywhere, as soon as I signed up I take an involuntary break from the forums.

Yeah, I'll be around, starting tomorrow. Sorry.

[Johnfalcon99977]

>Shoesand Hats: I thought we told you to stop playing Skyrim.

[ShoesandHats]

>Shoesand Hats: I thought we told you to stop playing Skyrim.

Yes, sir...

> HUGTACKLE Penelope!

You hugtackle Penelope!

As with Leonard, you tackle past her inefficient Barklebrand guardian rubric.

Cute-al affront!

7 play-points inflicted!

Penelope absconds!

Victory!

>Alice: Gah, we can always try again later. Go downstairs to the shooting range in your home for some pratice.

Whenever your sleuthing doesn't turn up anything significant, it's nice to take out some frustration at the shooting range. You take your favorite revolver and head down to the basement where you've set up a makeshift range. Just take aim and...BLAM! Heh. Actually, that kind of hurt your ears. You really should remember to put on your earmuffs before firing.

>Bark like a capybara and drool on your plants

Why the hell would you do tha-Wait. That...

That sounds like the mail truck. Is Sburb here?

[Darvi]

Oh man, lethal hugs? I remember somebody who made a living with those.

[The Fool]

YES!

>Strife: ShoesandHats vs. Skyrim
----->
>Abscond.
>ShoesandHats: Continue updates.

I'll pester people tomorrow. I should be home for most of the day.

>Check the mail.

Might help to include my own action.