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Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm

[Teneb]

Gentledwarfs! I have an announcement to make. The archive is finally organized. All turns numbered, formatting errors purged, etc. Still have to do a spell-check, but I am uploading the new version now.

[armeggedonCounselor]

Gentledwarfs! I have an announcement to make. The archive is finally organized. All turns numbered, formatting errors purged, etc. Still have to do a spell-check, but I am uploading the new version now.

Huzzah.

[ThatAussieGuy]

Gentledwarfs! I have an announcement to make. The archive is finally organized. All turns numbered, formatting errors purged, etc. Still have to do a spell-check, but I am uploading the new version now.

And now comes the rush of continuous updates, just to make work for Deathsword. 

Seriously though, well done.  That had to have been a hell of an arduous task to undertake for all THREE fortresses.

[Dinjoralo]

It's also been a month now since Catalyst Paradox breached Hell; boring or not, details of any kind would be appreciated.

How can breaching Hell be boring? I'd have thought stuff like that would kill most normal forts before you can say "Oh shit".
Also, I edited my Dorf request, it's a bit more lenient, but I'm betting that Arc already got to it. Kinda pointless because, well, this is Hellcannon.

[Teneb]

It's also been a month now since Catalyst Paradox breached Hell; boring or not, details of any kind would be appreciated.

How can breaching Hell be boring? I'd have thought stuff like that would kill most normal forts before you can say "Oh shit".
Also, I edited my Dorf request, it's a bit more lenient, but I'm betting that Arc already got to it. Kinda pointless because, well, this is Hellcannon.

As you said yourself, this is Hellcannon. If 80% of the fort population isn't dying hilariously horribly, then it is boring.

[Mego]

It's also been a month now since Catalyst Paradox breached Hell; boring or not, details of any kind would be appreciated.

How can breaching Hell be boring? I'd have thought stuff like that would kill most normal forts before you can say "Oh shit".

Well, considering the fact that most of the people on the turn list are experienced enough with the game to not lose to silly things like Hell, it's not very surprising. They prefer to lose to even sillier things, like giant flies and boredom massive armies of VERY pissed ghosts.

I mean, Aussie is on the turn list. He won the game by making Hell his bitch. HE GREW STRAWBERRIES IN HELL! The demons should be the ones that go "OH SHIT" when they accidentally breach Hellcannon.

[ThatAussieGuy]

I mean, Aussie is on the turn list. He won the game by making Hell his bitch. HE GREW STRAWBERRIES IN HELL! The demons should be the ones that go "OH SHIT" when they accidentally breach Hellcannon.

My turn's not for a long time yet.  And you forgot the fortress-o'-sacrifice I made.

[Mego]

I mean, Aussie is on the turn list. He won the game by making Hell his bitch. HE GREW STRAWBERRIES IN HELL! The demons should be the ones that go "OH SHIT" when they accidentally breach Hellcannon.

My turn's not for a long time yet.  And you forgot the fortress-o'-sacrifice I made.

You're still on the list. It still counts.

[CatalystParadox]

I mean, Aussie is on the turn list. He won the game by making Hell his bitch. HE GREW STRAWBERRIES IN HELL! The demons should be the ones that go "OH SHIT" when they accidentally breach Hellcannon.

My turn's not for a long time yet.  And you forgot the fortress-o'-sacrifice I made.

You're still on the list. It still counts.

Wait, freakin' strawberries?!  Don't you need sunlight for that?  And an irrigated plot?  Don't tell me you managed to get sunlight and water into Hell.  Sweet Armok.

[Mego]

I mean, Aussie is on the turn list. He won the game by making Hell his bitch. HE GREW STRAWBERRIES IN HELL! The demons should be the ones that go "OH SHIT" when they accidentally breach Hellcannon.

My turn's not for a long time yet.  And you forgot the fortress-o'-sacrifice I made.

You're still on the list. It still counts.

Wait, freakin' strawberries?!  Don't you need sunlight for that?  And an irrigated plot?  Don't tell me you managed to get sunlight and water into Hell.  Sweet Armok.

The link is in his sig. It's also right here. I'm not going to tell you where it is in the thread. You'll have to read the entire thing.

[ThatAussieGuy]

Wait, freakin' strawberries?!  Don't you need sunlight for that?  And an irrigated plot?  Don't tell me you managed to get sunlight and water into Hell.  Sweet Armok.

Yes.  I also raised Bees and made quite a pleasant lakeside township.

[CatalystParadox]

Pyramid quote.

The link is in his sig. It's also right here. I'm not going to tell you where it is in the thread. You'll have to read the entire thing.

I had looked through the thread before but never read it in it's entirety.

Also, you just sent me searching for mentions of strawberries and bees in Hell in an 80+ page thread at 1:30am.  You're evil.  And probably a supervillain.

[ThatAussieGuy]

Pyramid quote.

The link is in his sig. It's also right here. I'm not going to tell you where it is in the thread. You'll have to read the entire thing.

I had looked through the thread before but never read it in it's entirety.

Also, you just sent me searching for mentions of strawberries and bees in Hell in an 80+ page thread at 1:30am.  You're evil.  And probably a supervillain.

Worse.  I'm the King of Hell.  By right of conquest and due election by the forumgoers who I enslaved to build my HellWalls. 

[Mego]

Pyramid quote.

The link is in his sig. It's also right here. I'm not going to tell you where it is in the thread. You'll have to read the entire thing.

I had looked through the thread before but never read it in it's entirety.

Also, you just sent me searching for mentions of strawberries and bees in Hell in an 80+ page thread at 1:30am.  You're evil.  And probably a supervillain.

You misspelled awesome.

Anyway, arcangelsd, you around?

[arcangelsd]

My biggest concern right now is why Kar is wearing a alder mail shirt under his steel breastplate.
That should tell you something.
Also, Dinjoralo, you'd better wait for the next fortress to get a named dorf. I think we won't be getting any migrants soon.

About the demons: there is an opening for them to enter into the fortress. Neither of us could care less about it.

Also, I totally did not made three cats explode, randomly flood the fortress, and throw Dariush and Reudh to the recently renamed demon pit, ok?
Big update incoming.