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Text and images. Old school is better.

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Live stream and video. Newfangled technology must be applied to everything!

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Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm

[CatalystParadox]

I like HellBastion pretty well.

Though we could shout out to DF history and make it HellBoat.

[Eric Blank]

Hellmaze would sum up the history of this particular succession game pretty well...

[arcangelsd]

Hellmaze would sum up the history of this particular succession game pretty well...

+1 to that

[Mego]

I like HellBastion pretty well.

Though we could shout out to DF history and make it HellBoat.

:O

Hellboat!

But, in that case, we would have to actually succeed at building a cannon for once. We're 0-for-2.

[Teneb]

Failcannon didn't have an actual cannon, you know. At least Hellcannon has something resembling one.


I approve the Hellboat name.

[Mego]

Failcannon didn't have an actual cannon, you know. At least Hellcannon has something resembling one.


I approve the Hellboat name.

I know. Battlefailed had the Failcannon, which utterly failed. Hellcannon has the Hellcannon, which never really got finished.

[Teneb]

You forgot Failday at Failcannon. It worked. In fact, it did more than just smash some coffins.

[Eric Blank]

Yeah, it opened up a massive pit to all the caverns, dropped a huge partial cube of doors and floor, and opened floodgates that drained into the pit and very, very slowly flooded the fortress. The water draining into the pit claimed many lives.

Or, rather, the floor of the cavern lake did.

[arcangelsd]

Failcannon didn't have an actual cannon, you know. At least Hellcannon has something resembling one.


I approve the Hellboat name.

I know. Battlefailed had the Failcannon, which utterly failed. Hellcannon has the Hellcannon, which never really got finished.

But the HellCannon was a success nevertheless.

[Mego]

You forgot Failday at Failcannon. It worked. In fact, it did more than just smash some coffins.

I was talking about us being 0-for-2 on cannons, not us being 3-for-3 on spectacular failures that were actually successes.

[CatalystParadox]

You forgot Failday at Failcannon. It worked. In fact, it did more than just smash some coffins.

I was talking about us being 0-for-2 on cannons, not us being 3-for-3 on spectacular failures that were actually successes.

Hence why 'Fail' is important.

Why not "Hellboat, the Failure of Cannons"?

And the Hellcannon was SUPPOSED to be finished, but...

[Mego]

Failboat?

[Teneb]

Failboat?

You understand that, with that name, we will have to create a boat that fails so bad it is a comple success. We'll probably need and evil ocean/evil something embark like the original forts for that.

[Mego]

You say that like it's a challenge for us to fail so hard we win.

It's more of an art. And we have both pioneered and mastered it.

[ThatAussieGuy]

And the Hellcannon was SUPPOSED to be finished, but...

...you forgot to take into account just which fortress you built it in.


I could probably build the next fortress a functional cannon of some sort.  Or at least something that will keep visitors off the front lawn and in a bloody heap.