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Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm

[Ghills]

Hellcannon trivia: Ghills was #18 to request dorfing, on post #46. To this date, he still hasn't gotten a dorf.

That's not true. He was dwarfed when I got the save. Most recently, he was complaining that the skreinder I ordered him to kill was preventing him from picking up the equipment needed to kill it.

I didn't know I was dorf'd until the 26th when you posted the full dorf list.   And why a soldier?  It was supposed to be a stonecrafter. 

Anyway, there goes how I was planning to open my turn (brand-new dorf in the fort, since I haven't been able to read the thread).  I'll have to think up something else now.

[Mego]

Dementia. To your dorf, he's still the newest.

[Dark_T_Zeratul]

Alright, I wasn't gonna post an update until the end of my turn, but since so many people are asking, here's the current list of dwarves:
Eric II, Head Stoneworker
Mego V, Chaos Crafter
I, Stoneworker
Rom Thimeth, Chief Medical Dwarf
Kar Puwuncobi XLII, El Presidente
Tasrak, Priest of Armok
Ahrimahn, Stoneworker
Axen, Long Lost
Dariush III, Hunter
Epithemius II, The Doctor
CatalystParadox, Slightly Odd
Andreus XVII, The Immortal
Halbezbin Somegret, Weaponsmith
Strategia II, Prophet of Cheese
Tryrar, Goremaster
Rridgway II, First Victim of the Failday
Caquat Shibbi, Militia Officer
Slime, Fleshsmith
Deathsword, Not a Goblin Spy
ThatAussieDwarf, Scheming Engineer
Terrahex, Soldier
Urist Imiknorris III, Axecutioner
Ghills, Soldier
Gizogin V, Resident Badass

Remalle IV, Dwarven Child
Kitkun II, Quietly Watching
DevilEd II, Cultist of Croctopus
Seth, Dwarven Child
Fabubutt, Dwarven Battle Armor
Ledi VI, Crazy Cat Lady
The Master, Baby Magnificent Bastard

The only unclaimed dwarves are a blacksmith who I'm loathe to put into the military, and a child. The only named dwarves who have died during my turn are Lord Zeratul, Stormtemplar the 2nd, and Kaamanen II.

I estimate survival chances for any particular dwarf to be particularly good, unless they do something dumb like going outside.

[zomara0292]

Well then. . . . .  Smith me?

[Dark_T_Zeratul]

Consider yourself smithed.

[Darvi]

John Smith?

[Mego]

John Smith?

We see what you did there.

[Darvi]

Would you believe me if I said that he was not the John Smith I was thinking of (and that 3rd took that name way earlier)?

[Dark_T_Zeratul]

2nd Galena, 214

Things came today! First, some migrants. A craftsdwarf, a bone carver, an herbalist, a shearer, and Vegdrasil the Brewmaster. Second, another Forgotten Beast showed up in the caverns. Yawn. Third, a pack of skreindeer showed up and, one by one, wandered into the grinders outside the fortress to be rendered into reindeer parts. Except that one of the skreindeer saw the migrants, and started chasing them. Fortunately, it got distracted by the bone carver's kitten and the migrants managed to make it inside while the kitten got its head caved in.

[Teneb]

Migrants are safe and another cat has been destroyed. All is well.

[Ieb]

But we'll never have a legitimate crazy cat lady if this keeps up!

[Mego]

But we'll never have a legitimate crazy cat lady if this keeps up!

And?

all according to plan...

[Epithemius]

Oh, wow, I'm still alive? I thought I'd have been eaten by hellspawn, or mandated slade.

[Reudh]

From the ENTIRELY DWARVEN and NOT AT ALL ELVEN diary of AXEN the GREAT (KID OR ADULT, I AM NOT SURE)

I arrived here at HELLCANNON on the trail of my BASTARD FAMILY WHO LEFT ME WITH WOLVES at the age of TWO.

I heard that LORD LADY REUDH MAD WOMAN and MR REUDH STONEMAN PERSON came here and that REUDH FAMILY is dead of the FORGOTTEN BEAST SICKNESS.

That is BAD BECAUSE NO REVENGE.

Now I, AXEN, have NO CAUSE FOR LIVING IN HELLCANNON. I have heard tell that the dwarves here are EQUALLY MAD as my MAD LORD LADY MOTHER to live here. I think I will LIKE IT HERE.

[Darvi]

I arrived here at HELLCANNON on the trail of my BASTARD FAMILY WHO LEFT ME WITH WOLVES at the age of TWO.

And then Reudh founded Rome.