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How should Mego do his updates?

Text and images. Old school is better.
- 23 (82.1%)
Live stream and video. Newfangled technology must be applied to everything!
- 5 (17.9%)

Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm


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Author Topic: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25) (DEAD)  (Read 837749 times)

stormtemplar

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #2100 on: March 31, 2012, 10:07:43 pm »
...I don't even...

1. How did I lose my hands?
2. Why did no one mention this
3. please reincarnate me
Stormtemplar - Hammerdwarf (Put him into military)- Smasher of goblins
4. Please put on perpetual redorf

Diary of stormtemplar:
I died...Again. I give up on this fort. I lost my f****** hands then they f****** locked my in my room. Why? BECAUSE THEY WERE PISSED THAT I WANTED HANDS. I'mma cut off  my hands in my new body to spite them god-dammit. AND WHINING...OH GOD THERE WILL BE WHINING. THEY SHALL KNOW WHINE AS THEY NEVER HAVE BEFORE. THEY'LL DRINK SO MUCH TO COPE THAT THEY WILL DRINK THEMSELVES SOBER. THEY WILL RENAME WINE SO AS TO NEVER HAVE TO SPEAK THAT WORD AGAIN.  THEN I WILL STRANGLE THEM ALL WITH ARM STUBS.


ps. Overseer, if you take this as anything more than a joke and his hands get cut off intentionally, I will make SURE you and all your friends and family are drafted into the milita and sent to fight the first invasion we have on my turn. NAKED. If you are dead I'll redorf you for the sole purpose of sending you to battle goblins in your birthday suit.

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Quote from: Aspgren on November 05, 2011, 04:29:07 pm
It's needlessly complicated and a hazard to cats.

I'll take twenty!

Teneb

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #2101 on: March 31, 2012, 10:20:42 pm »
Now... you know this means someone is going to try and lop off the hands of your dorf, don't you? After all, that's what you get by telling people not to do something. Lopping off your hands, in this case.
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stormtemplar

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #2102 on: March 31, 2012, 10:23:03 pm »
I recognize this. However hands are a good price to pay for the right to send them nude into battle. I win either way.
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Quote from: Aspgren on November 05, 2011, 04:29:07 pm
It's needlessly complicated and a hazard to cats.

I'll take twenty!

Mego

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #2103 on: March 31, 2012, 11:01:53 pm »
For that attitude and insubordination, someone ought to chop off your hands and slap you with them!
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stormtemplar

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #2104 on: March 31, 2012, 11:03:35 pm »
TWICE THE GRATUITOUS VIOLENCE. IT'S PERFECT

own-hand slapping and nudity wars! GENIUS!
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Quote from: Aspgren on November 05, 2011, 04:29:07 pm
It's needlessly complicated and a hazard to cats.

I'll take twenty!

Reudh

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #2105 on: March 31, 2012, 11:04:22 pm »
Mr. Zeratul, would we be able to get a list of the dwarves currently dwarfed during your turn?
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Dark_T_Zeratul

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #2106 on: March 31, 2012, 11:15:33 pm »
Quote from: stormtemplar on March 31, 2012, 10:07:43 pm
...I don't even...

1. How did I lose my hands?
2. Why did no one mention this
I have absolutely no idea. When I got the save, you were already spamming job canceled announcements due to not being able to pick anything up.

Quote from: Reudh on March 31, 2012, 11:04:22 pm
Mr. Zeratul, would we be able to get a list of the dwarves currently dwarfed during your turn?
The list on page 135 is still pretty close to accurate. Most of the other people who have not yet been dwarfed requested professions that don't exist among the undwarfed dwarves.
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Quote from: Deathsword on August 23, 2012, 07:59:07 pm
The miasma caused Sethrist to go miserable and throw a tantrum. During the tantrum he mauled a dog to near-death and that caused his mood to go all the way up to content. Apparently, beating the crap out of dogs is the best way to achieve happiness.

Eric Blank

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #2107 on: April 01, 2012, 01:32:40 am »
There are likely dwarves with some knowledge of the skills related to their professions. You could hook them up and possibly set them to work in that field, right?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Reudh

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #2108 on: April 01, 2012, 01:33:53 am »
According to Zeratul's list on p.135, the only remaining dwarves who are free for use are children and a baby or two.
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SethCreiyd

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #2109 on: April 01, 2012, 01:51:24 am »
Dwarf me as 'Seth' with one of the kids, please.  Preferably one of the older ones.  I'd like to be old enough to hold a sword if I'm somehow still alive when the turn comes.

The Epic is awesome so far, looking forward to more.
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Reudh

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #2110 on: April 01, 2012, 02:10:49 am »
Yeah, Axen can be a child too, preferably a close-enough-to-adult if possible.

He can start off stonecarving, like I specified in the dorfing request. :P
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Eric Blank

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #2111 on: April 01, 2012, 02:13:04 am »
Dark_T: How many children are there versus the adult population?

And what are your estimates of their survivability? :P
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Fabubutt

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #2112 on: April 01, 2012, 02:27:45 am »
Can I beee baaabuu dwarf? ((Specifically I'd like to be Dwarven Battle Armor. But I'm not sure if that bug still happens.))

Spent most of today reading about this.
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stormtemplar

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #2113 on: April 01, 2012, 08:23:58 am »
Also, once again, if there is no one with hammer skill, just pick a dwarf (Preferably male) and have him start training.
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Quote from: Aspgren on November 05, 2011, 04:29:07 pm
It's needlessly complicated and a hazard to cats.

I'll take twenty!

zomara0292

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #2114 on: April 01, 2012, 08:50:22 am »
I would like to be dwarfed if you don't mind. Zomara. Male. Speardwarf, because they get little to no love.

Still trying to catch up. swimming through all this is a chore.
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The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..
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