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Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm

[MantisMan]

Requesting dorfing.

MantisMan - Axedwarf or Swordsdwarf - N/A - Clothing/Armour dyed green, if possible

[Eric Blank]

Andreus ain't got shit on the immortal president.

Good read. Gizogin at least lived up to his name this time around. When he died at the end of Failcannon, he was hiding naked in his quarters from a swarm of bloodthirsty kobolds, and I only let him out to end the damn thing. Not exactly impressive or bad-ass. More like a scared child in a closet.

He's not supposed to know that.

But...
What?
 

Unfortunately it's true. Your dorf decided to strip naked out of sheer dwarven stupidity and go hide in his room. I don't remember if I ordered him to hide in his room or if he was on break or what, but he didn't stand a chance after throwing off all his nice shiny adamantine armor.

Oh, and I'd also like another turn if you'd please.
If I'm lucky I'll inherit a screaming hell-hole with no chance to recover from it's miserable existance, then make it better somehow!

Also, mego, I think it may be appreciated by readers if you add links to the overseers' posts like Urist did for Failcannon. I can make it up so you can copy it over the turn list you have now, if you'd like. Reading through the entire thread just looking for an update must be miserable for casual readers...

[Dark_T_Zeratul]

At long last, it's my turn. I'll grab the save at work tomorrow; pretty sure I still have this version of DF there.

[Ieb]

It's nice thing to know that our players have their priorities set straight.

[Teneb]

Here's a suggestion related to Eric's: remove the skipped players from the turn list, to save space.

[Mego]

Eric, if you would do that, I would love you forever in the least homosexual/homoerotic way possible.

Deathsword, that's something I considered in the past but just never did.

I have the next three days off from school due to a water pipe breaking and flooding 75% of my school, so I plan to get stuff done, like moving the dorfing lists to a pastebin and composing some music.

[Eric Blank]

Well, alright.

Should your turn be included anyway, despite it being smothered in red ink? I know a whole lot of nothing interesting happened...

Wait; Dariush contributed as well. Damnit, Mego! Stop redding-out contributing overseers!

[Mego]

I made anyone who did not complete their turn red. Perhaps orange for partial completion instead?

[Eric Blank]

No, It's all getting replaced anyway. I suppose I'll have to go back and enter your updates as well... I didn't notice anyone else missing besides you and Dariush.

[Dark_T_Zeratul]

LordSlowpoke's turn is complete; it is now mine.

[Eric Blank]

Alright, Here's the new turn list with links included. Took about 4 hours since my post last night, and excluding many, many distractions. Note that I didn't actually read all of it and so might have missed some tiny yet critical update, or gotten a link wrong somewhere.

Just quote my post and copy-paste the list over the first 18 in the current list, and update Dark_T_Zeratul's to green.

1. Deathsword - 234567
2. Johuotar - 234
4. Strategia - 2345678910111213 - Joke quote - The Battle of Hellcannon, a la House of Leaves - 1516171819
7. The Master - 2 - Next page - 345 - Wait what? - And then everything else died - Game savescummed and turn ended without further update, because The Master was embarassed by the lack of interesting events.
9. Darvi - 2345
10. Ieb - 23456
11. Mego - 23456789
13. Gizogin - 23456789
14. Eric Blank - 23456 - Most productive period any succession game has ever witnessed, ever. And consequently the most boring...
17. Dariush - 2345678 - Most destructive period Hellcannon has ever witnessed. Crippled the newly-founded militia before they even got their feet off the ground and then wondered why they all died. Makes us all proud.
18. LordSlowpoke - 234

[Mego]

*snip*

Hellcannon now has a new historian.

[armeggedonCounselor]

Out of curiosity, do I have an incarnation running around?

[Dark_T_Zeratul]

These are the current dwarves:
Eric II, Head Stonecrafter
Mego V, Chaos Crafter
I, Stoneworker
Kar Puwuncobi XLII, El Presidente
Tasrak, Priest of Armok
Ahrimahn, Stoneworker
Kaamanen II, Mystic Architect
Epithemius II, The Doctor
CatalystParadox, Slightly Odd
Andreus XVII, The Immortal
Halbezbin Smoegret, Weaponsmith
Rom Thimeth, Chief Medical Dwarf
Strategia II, Prophet of Cheese
Tryrar, Goremaster
Ghills, Soldier
Rridgway II, First Victim of the Failday
Caquat Shibbi, Militia Officer
Stormtemplar the 2nd, Spinner
Slime, Fleshsmith
Deathsword, Mechanic
ThatAussieDwarf, Scheming Engineer
Terrahex, Soldier
Urist Imiknorris III, Axecutioner
The Master, Eternal Magnificent Bastard
Remale IV, Dwarven Child
Ledi VI, Crazy Cat Lady

These are the newly dwarfed dwarves and their gender/profession prior to being dwarfed:
Zeratul, Dark Templar (M Soldier)
Gizogin IV, Resident Badass (M Axedwarf)
Kitkun II, Quietly Watching (F Dwarven Child)
DevilEd II, Cultist of Croctopus (M Dwarven Child)

There is a surplus of:
Three Dwarven Children
One Dwarven Baby

Which, I believe, leaves the following dwarves to be dwarfed when there are appropriate dwarves for dwarfing:
Ogrin II - Spear Dwarf - Eye Poker - Something badass/lone wolf style
Eric II, male only - Highest available agility, other good attributes nice - title: Head Stoneworker - Only mining, masonry, engraving, and architecture enabled
Conchobar III - Axedwarf/Siege Engineer - Revengineer - N/A
arcangelsd II - (I would prefer to be a mechanic) - !!Nuclear!! engineer - N/A
The Counselor - no gender preference - Doctor - N/A
Tasrak - Mason/Stonecrafter - Priest of Armok - N/A
Axen - Any adult dwarf, preferably to become a stoneworker mason like Reudh II - Long Lost - N/A

If you are not in the above list and have asked to be dwarfed, please ask again; I'm not going back through the thread to try and figure out who was dwarfed and died and who was just skipped.

[Dark_T_Zeratul]

Just started taking a serious look around the fortress, trying to figure out what's happening and what's going on and what needs to be done... And I found a room with - and this isn't an exaggeration - A HUNDRED LEVERS. Most are off. Several are on. Only three are labeled.

There's also six Forgotten Beasts and a cave ogre several levels deep into the magma who's on fire and missing most of his body parts yet somehow has not yet died.

Armok help us.