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How should Mego do his updates?

Text and images. Old school is better.
- 23 (82.1%)
Live stream and video. Newfangled technology must be applied to everything!
- 5 (17.9%)

Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm


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Author Topic: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25) (DEAD)  (Read 836807 times)

Darvi

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1965 on: March 22, 2012, 03:47:09 am »
TAD is Dracula.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1966 on: March 22, 2012, 03:51:18 am »
Quote from: Darvi on March 22, 2012, 03:47:09 am
TAD is Dracula.

Pfft, Dracula wishes he was TAD. TAD wouldn't let something like a stake through the heart stop him. Besides, someone or something had to be responsible for creating Dracula in the first place. It's all part of TAD's master plan.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1967 on: March 22, 2012, 03:58:17 am »
TAD is dwarfdom INCARNATE.

But he's too smart... Perhaps he's like all of the dwarven intellect combined.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1968 on: March 22, 2012, 07:02:36 am »
Hey, Dracula was killed by simultaneous decapitation and chest-impalement.
Anyway, has TAD now become this memetic character who's never surprised by anything, and is, in fact, responsible for everything ever?  I can support that.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1969 on: March 22, 2012, 07:07:44 am »
Quote from: Gizogin on March 22, 2012, 07:02:36 am
Hey, Dracula was killed by simultaneous decapitation and chest-impalement.
Anyway, has TAD now become this memetic character who's never surprised by anything, and is, in fact, responsible for everything ever?  I can support that.

Honestly, I'm surprised it's gotten this far.  I just thought it'd be funny to have this one dwarf trying to con the fort out of it's riches without a clue to all the mythology behind the scenes.  Come to think of it though, that might make it even funnier if he's actually succeeding.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1970 on: March 22, 2012, 07:24:00 am »
You conned Hell out of its riches. A few dwarves shouldn't be a problem.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1971 on: March 22, 2012, 07:35:32 am »
Quote from: Mego on March 22, 2012, 07:24:00 am
You conned Hell out of its riches. A few dwarves shouldn't be a problem.

Who knew you could carnie-hark demons into a boardgame of death?  Live and learn...
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1972 on: March 22, 2012, 07:37:28 am »
So, I am SUDDENLY dead, my turn is marked as skipped and my Crusher is fucked up. Fucking fuck.

Also, why the fuck did you delete all the notes? :-/
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1973 on: March 22, 2012, 08:27:13 am »
...You don't mean the notes to the levers, do you slowpoke?
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1974 on: March 22, 2012, 10:30:53 am »
I sense hilarity is incoming.
I also like how my "spot of SHAME" was expanded. Truly I was going against all that is good and proper in these forts, I tried to make this fort good!

SHAME ON ME

In other news, did that legendary weaponsmith or whatever they were die in the tantrums?
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1975 on: March 22, 2012, 01:40:51 pm »
So my computer died ages ago and now I'm back to read this through.

May God have mercy on my soul, for I know Hellcannon won't.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1976 on: March 22, 2012, 02:01:26 pm »
Aaand updated the TvTropes page with the recent revelations about TAD.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1977 on: March 22, 2012, 05:21:38 pm »
Quote from: Darvi on March 22, 2012, 02:01:26 pm
Aaand updated the TvTropes page with the recent revelations about TAD.

I added your quote about the beginning of Failcannon.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1978 on: March 22, 2012, 06:54:57 pm »
I would also like to direct your attention to the newly created WMG page.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1979 on: March 22, 2012, 08:01:09 pm »
Half an hour later, I pull away from it long enough to post here again, to say this:

I have found the perfect description of how the story of the Battlefailed forts will be told in the future.
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