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Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm

[ThatAussieGuy]

You know, I somewhat expect that, whenever the Battlefailed history truly ends, it will turn out that TAD is the main villain and responsible for everything, including the deaths of the forts.

You mean after all the mysticism, elder gods and demons, the true villain is a regular dwarf trying to con the fort out of it's riches with an overly-complicated scheme involving faked deaths?  Wouldn't surprise me at all, xD

[Darvi]

That would explain why we didn't get killed by the sieges during our first months in Failcannon. Y'know, when TAD and I couldn't get into the fort.

Dude bribed the goblins.

[ThatAussieGuy]

That would explain why we didn't get killed by the sieges during our first months in Failcannon. Y'know, when TAD and I couldn't get into the fort.

Dude bribed the goblins.

Nah, he just pretended to be crippled and stayed in the hospital where it was nice and safe.

[Darvi]

Y'know, when TAD and I couldn't get into the fort.

Yeah, I kinda doubt that.

[ThatAussieGuy]

Y'know, when TAD and I couldn't get into the fort.

Yeah, I kinda doubt that.

Oh... That bit... How much do you know?...

[LordSlowpoke]

Feisite 26, 213:

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Of all the things I've seen, Hellcannon is the first to deliver me a named dwarf who flipped off death without changing bodies in the process.

And pathfinding in the now-mined out candy tubes seems a little bit broken.

In the less unusual news, we had two-squad goblin ambush combined with elf caravan. The elves beat a full squad before I've decided they're good enough to warrant a rescue by the military. We've got another artifact, this time a cat bone throne, encrusted with orthoclase and granite, encircled with bands of gabbro. On the item is an image of fisher berries in cat bone. On the item is an image of thick crescents in cat leather. And I'm building a small necropoli for all the various corpses just lying about everywhere in the vicinity of the fortress. Too soon to speak of the progress on the cannon, since most of the workforce was directed to said necropoli, surprisingly not literally (only Andreus and an irrevelant child managed to die by now). If there's something specific I should redorf Andreus as, make sure to tell me. That's it for now.


EDIT:

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And that's said dwarf suffocating three times in one day, then two times, then once daily. And I've noticed that every time the dorf dies, there's just a corpse spawned under him, with none of the former's items on it. Room ownership's revoked, sure, so are the things in the nobles tab, but relations, skills and such remain the same. I may revert the save before it turns into a full-on CTD or just watch what unfolds then revert, haven't decided yet.

EDIT2:

Sixth death, and I can't find the corpse when I try zooming in to the "x has suffocated" message. The spam seems to have stopped, too. Well, this was fun while it lasted, better not cause a Nemesis or whatever later on.

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Will you people stop suffocating goddamn

[Dariush]

warrant a rescue by the military

...And nobody died in the Crusher? Did you get the wrong save from before it was built?

[LordSlowpoke]

Naw, the Crusher's there. It's just the fact that the repeater's broken, but it did work when I got the save. I'll take a look at it later.

[Dariush]

the repeater's broken

*eye twitch*

You're so fucking doomed right fucking now.

[ThatAussieGuy]

Wow, he really is The Immortal Presidente!

[Teneb]

Bow before El Presidente! Our new glourious leader!


Has anyone been redorfed?

[Vgray]

Vote El Presidente! Or else.

[Teneb]

I think I understand now...

El Presidente, the Immortal = The Nameless One

[Mego]

That would explain why we didn't get killed by the sieges during our first months in Failcannon. Y'know, when TAD and I couldn't get into the fort.

Dude bribed the goblins.

He didn't bribe the goblins...

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He was responsible for their arrival!

Also Darvi, did you just admit to being in cohorts with TAD? I would threaten you with death, but that's the favorite pastime of the Battlefailed forts.

Instead, I'll threaten you with LIFE!

[Teneb]

That would explain why we didn't get killed by the sieges during our first months in Failcannon. Y'know, when TAD and I couldn't get into the fort.

Dude bribed the goblins.

He didn't bribe the goblins...

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He was responsible for their arrival!

Also Darvi, did you just admit to being in cohorts with TAD? I would threaten you with death, but that's the favorite pastime of the Battlefailed forts.

Instead, I'll threaten you with LIFE!

Too bad only the current overseer can re-dorf