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Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm

[rridgway]

I should clarify.

Rridgway-WeaponSmith- Failday Sacrifice

[Gizogin]

I believe I'm on the perpetual redorf list, but I'll put my request here anyway:
Gizogin IV - hammerdwarf/mason - Rawmancer
Unless, of course, my old body hasn't been buried/slabbed yet.  I'll settle for being a ghost if I can't be redorfed.

[Deviled]

I guess I'll request redorfing

DevilEd II-N/A-Cultist of Croctopus

[ThatAussieGuy]

So ThatAussieDwarf has 'faked' his death again? 

ThatAussieDwarf -Mechanic - Scheming Engineer, please.

[Johuotar]

Please dorf: Kaamanen II, Mystic Architect. (architect job on)

[Reudh]

And with a crash I was gone. What had happened? I was talking to Arcangelsd and then now I'm here?

Where are my hands? I can't see them...
...They're seethrough? Oh, I swear, if someone's spiked my plump helmet wine again... I'll...

Wait, Arcangelsd's seethrough as well? This is one heck of a trip...

But if Arcangelsd is seethrough, shouldn't Erica be seethrough too?

What's going on...? I'm... frightened. I wasn't even frightened when that eldritch beast rampaged through the mountainhome... but something about this situation is just wrong.

And there's a whole lot of new dwarves too! These guys are seethrough as well... What...? Some I have never seen before. A long line of somber looking dwarves, all named Gizogin told me that I could do some thing with the fabric of reality, like graffiti? Apparently I died, and Arcangelsd and I are now ghosts... Which is weird, I have retained my consciousness and proprioception, but I can't seem to interact with Erica that well. Where's Ieb? I liked Ieb. She was nice. She always had a use for the stoneworkers.

But now here I am, and you're hearing this.

You will all hear this.

DWARVES OF HELLCANNON, REMEMBER THE MASONS. REMEMBER THE MASONS. WITHOUT THEM, YOU WOULD BE DEAD.

[Dariush]

I sent a memo to Lordslowpoke, since Mego seems to be absent.

[Darvi]

Sorry Reudh, I was too busy being dead to listen.

[LordSlowpoke]

Received the memo. Kind of you to send the link attached, Dariush, it allows me to enter what I fully expect to be situation where dwarves are exploding for no reason while the booze stockpile is being hauled away by skeletal buzzards even blinder than usual.

Of course, do note that I don't mean it was specifically left there for me or anything like that. Typical day in Hellcannon, 'tis all. Download in progress.

EDIT: Good lord, we have a skeletal troll on fire and a hellton of cats. Feels like home.

[Dariush]

situation where dwarves are exploding for no reason

That's malicious slander! The only dwarf explosions in Hellcannon can be fully justified by drawbridges crashing onto their heads!

[stormtemplar]

Btw dariush, you said I survived but didn't mention anyone with hammer skills. Did I die or am I not bring trained in hammer use or did you just forget?

[Dariush]

Btw dariush, you said I survived but didn't mention anyone with hammer skills. Did I die or am I not bring trained in hammer use or did you just forget?

I didn't check anyone's hammer skills, since I prefer swords and axes.

[Darvi]

Stop doing things I agree with.

[Gizogin]

A long line of somber looking dwarves, all named Gizogin told me that I could do some thing with the fabric of reality, like graffiti?

Somber?
I prefer stoic.  Also grizzled.

[arcangelsd]

I had not visited the thread in two days, then BLAM! Sudden FUN! This just became a TRUE battlefailed fortress.

Reudh? REUDH?
Why are you freaking out all of a sudden?
That awful beast just passed by without harming us!
Is'allright!
Wait
Wait. I feel weird. Empty. Detached.
Why was all that fuss again?
I don't even...
Reudh, have you realized that you are translucent? Did you broke physics again?
_TRANSLUCENT
NOONONONONNO that was not supposed to happen. I had great plans for the future I CANNOT BE DEAD
What are you saying, quadruple Gizogin? -What the hell I'm seeing why there are an areseload of dead Gizogins there-
Fabrics of reality...huh, you mean like atoms? I'm a !!Nuclear!! scientist, y'all of you know.
Ok, ok. I calm down now. Thanks for the rant, dude...s?
LET'S SEE HOW I CAN TAKE AN ADVANTAGE OF THIS SITUATION MWAHAHAHAHA
Wait. I'm not evil. At least not TOO evil. I think that just not letting the power get on top of my head and wait...for my old friend to tweak me into reality again will suffice. Ah, friends, that's why you want to have some watching your back! Apart from knives of course. I hate knives.
I'm ranting again. Armok be blessed, I'm annoying even while dead!. All the souls are looking at me. better to shut up. Now.

P.S.: i guess that I'm on the perpetual redorfing list, but there it goes: arcangelsd II - (I would prefer to be a mechanic) - !!Nuclear!! engineer - N/A