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Text and images. Old school is better.

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Live stream and video. Newfangled technology must be applied to everything!

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Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm

[Eric Blank]

And I'm proud to acknowledge that I was the one to put that farm there which created this whole disaster by convincing dwarves to go outside

It was meant for... whoever it was I wanted to stick in the ground for their treason... I seem to have lost that entire entry from my personal record... Anyway, they died to the skoxen, and I couldn't safely remove the farm at that point, so I said fuck it because nobody was going to be going outside anyway.

[Reudh]

Yikes.

Looks like making Reudh II antisocial didn't help him to be antisocial. :/

[Ieb]

I find it amusing how these forts always have major incidents occur because of decisions done years ago, that no one remembers/can bother to check through a bazillion pages to get to that one tiny post about THAT LEVER, or whatever.

[Darvi]

I find it amusing how these forts always have major incidents occur because of decisions done years ago, that no one remembers/can bother to check through a bazillion pages to get to that one tiny post about THAT LEVER, or whatever.

This post sums up every catastrophe in a succession fort ever.

[Ieb]

Call me Captain Obvious.
At least in MY reign I didn't leave behind timebombs that will fuck us all over!
..right? I actually can't remember. I think everything I did on my turn was damage-control, micro-managing migrants to survive indoors and some other boring things.

[Dariush]

...Why do I get a feeling this fortress is going to die at most 2-3 turns after mine since there's a new version out?...

[Ieb]

I promise that if it survives until my turn again, I'll drag it right back on it's feet.

[Teneb]

I am quite sure that if this fort dies, it won't be because there is a new version.

[Dariush]

Strategia threw a tantrum and promptly got OHKed by a random loyalist. In other news, the berserk died from thirst.

[Teneb]

Two questions: Who was that soldier? And is my dwarfs still alive?

[Dariush]

Two questions: Who was that soldier? And is my dwarfs still alive?

Some random guy named Feb Fathor. And yep, you're still alive.

Now seriously, how do I make my dwarves spar instead of watching demonstrations?

Also, I won't be doing redorfings due to the HORRIFIC death rate.

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Edit: I said that too soon. You threw a tantrum and got your brains pwnd out by arcangelsd.

[Teneb]

Two questions: Who was that soldier? And is my dwarfs still alive?

Some random guy named Feb Fathor. And yep, you're still alive.

Now seriously, how do I make my dwarves spar instead of watching demonstrations?

Also, I won't be doing redorfings due to the TERRIFIC death rate.

FTFY

[Dariush]

Oops.

***

Reudh and Newbuckle died and apparently there's an FB rampaging through the fortress. Which is still being flooded.

***

A couple of children drowned and FB killed several soldiers. One of whom happened to be me. Oh, and did I mention that at any given moment there are at least several tantrums going on? Or that the main (and only) stairway is still being fucking flooded?!

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It would be pretty hilarious if WHAT remains the last living dwarf in the fortress.

[MagmaMcFry]

Not enough sacrifices.

[Teneb]

I think the game realised that Hellcannon is a Battlefailed fort, despite the fact that the layout was too sane, and decided to screw things up a bit.


How did the flood happen?